SON OF SAINTS.

I DON'T KNOW IF I'M A WITCH... OR HUMAN. GUARDED BY VIRGIL.

[goldenguarded]

ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪғ ɪ'ᴍ ᴀ ᴡɪᴛᴄʜ...                                                                                                ... ᴏʀ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ.

      ᴀʟʟ ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪs ɪ'ᴍ ᴀ ᴄᴏᴘʏ ᴏғ sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ʙᴇʟᴏs ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴅɪsᴀᴘᴘᴇᴀʀ.

[goldenguarded]

seems fitting with the finale tonight to do a little parting words thing. i haven't been on this blog in a while, and i probably won't be writing here again bc of changing interests and lack of muse--but i wanted to thank everyone who's written with me and interacted with me in any way :> it's been really nice, and you've all been absolutely wonderful.

have fun tonight!!! i'll be watching alongside everyone else :]

[goodnightmemes]

GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY (2022) SENTENCE STARTERS

❛ You can’t keep making excuses for every one of [name]’s insane whims. ❜

❛ Genius always looks like insanity at first, though, right? ❜

❛ Hey, please stop fire-spinning inside. ❜

❛ I say it like I see it, no filter. If people can’t handle it, that’s their problem. ❜

❛ You’ve got to stay off the Twitter. ❜

❛ Are you mocking me? ❜

❛ This can’t Shazam. It’s a lamp. ❜

❛ Where’s my speargun? I gotta pack. ❜

❛ He told me you haven’t left the bath for a week. ❜

❛ My mind is a fueled-up racing car, and I got nowhere to drive it. ❜

❛ I need danger, a hunt, a challenge. ❜

❛ There’s someone here for you! With a box! ❜

❛ Hello, stranger danger. ❜

❛ Excuse me, I love your accent. I had to try it. ❜

❛ You must be very special. ❜

❛ When you throw a murder mystery party, you do it right, buddy. ❜

❛ I’m not here. ❜

❛ He’s just staying here. He’s going through things. ❜

❛ This rich-people shit is weird. ❜

❛ This is stretching my stride-taking abilities. ❜

❛ Okay, let’s stop talking and actually start hanging out and having fun. ❜

❛ Why is it on the roof? ❜

❛ I wanted to ask, what are you doing here? ❜

❛ Is this part of the game? ❜

❛ I’ve learned through bitter experience that an anonymous invitation is not to be trifled with. ❜

❛ You really try. I like that. You really make an effort. ❜

❛ You never know when shit’s gonna go down. ❜

❛ I’m uncomfortable. I’m gonna go for a swim. ❜

❛ It’s true. I say it like I see it. ❜

❛ If you want to shake things up, you start with something small. ❜

❛ That’s the place where you have to look within yourself and ask, “Am I the kind of person who will keep going?” ❜

❛ That was some real red-pill stuff. ❜

❛ Every single one of you is holding on for dear life to [name]’s golden titties. ❜

❛ Wow. That was so real. ❜

❛ I’m a truth-teller. Some people can’t handle it. ❜

❛ It’s a dangerous thing to mistake speaking without thought for speaking the truth. Don’t you think? ❜

❛ Are you calling me dangerous? ❜

❛ A few cocktails before I’m murdered. ❜

❛ Halle Berry! That has a kick. ❜

❛ This simple thing that you thought you were looking at, it suddenly takes on layers and depth so complex, it gives you vertigo. ❜

❛ Every time we’ve gotten to the point where I’m going to strangle you, you pull something like this, and it’s magic. ❜

❛ I wanna be responsible for something that gets mentioned in the same breath as the Mona Lisa. ❜

❛ This is reckless. And you’re gonna get somebody killed. ❜

❛ It’s been a memorable weekend already, to be sure, but now the real fun starts. ❜

❛ Tonight, in this very room, a murder will be committed. ❜

❛ Well, to be clear, I mean, I didn’t know what a “blood diamond” was so… ❜

❛ What am I supposed to do now? Play Yahtzee all weekend? ❜

❛ I like the Glass Onion as a metaphor. An object that seems densely layered, but in reality the center is in plain sight. ❜

❛ It’s like putting a loaded gun on the table and turning off the lights! ❜

❛ Well, I’m out of here. Tomorrow morning. Gone. ❜

❛ You’re murdering my vibe. ❜

❛ So you come here, in your Gucci flats, telling us that we owe you? ❜

❛ What do you want? A check? You want performative pity? ❜

❛ I want the truth! ❜

❛ But me, I’m tired of pretending like you’re the victim in this game. ❜

❛ That changes things, right? ❜

❛ Have we ever not pulled through? Pulled it off? ❜

❛ We won’t know the cause of death without an autopsy. ❜

❛ Listen, I must insist that nobody touch the body or disturb anything around it. ❜

Are you treating this as a crime scene then? ❜

❛ I’ll pay you one billion dollars to tell me which one of them tried to kill me. ❜

❛ Oh, fiddlesticks. ❜

❛ Is that a speargun? ❜

❛ Oh, hell’s bells! Just, everybody, just stay here! ❜

❛ I can peel back the layers, I can take it to a point, but what lies at the center, only one person can tell us who killed [name]. ❜

❛ You’re not in the bath again, are you? ❜

❛ Heavens, the dog ate the caviar again. ❜

❛ It’s a stupid idea, right? ❜

❛ Listen, I want to be clear, huh? I am not Batman. ❜

❛ Any feelings of reverence or respect that you had for me when you crossed my threshold, buttress those feelings now. ❜

❛ Yeah, I’m trying real hard to buttress, but this sounds nuts. ❜

❛ Is this safe? ❜

❛ I shouldn’t be here. This is nuts. But I’m here. So let’s do this. ❜

❛ The reality-distortion field ends here. I can’t let you do this. ❜

❛ Look me in the eye! You know it’s a lie! ❜

❛ You must be really great at Clue, huh? ❜

❛ I’m very bad at dumb things. My Achilles’ heel. ❜

❛ This is your last chance to back out. ❜

❛ I think it’s really shitty what they all did to you. ❜

❛ I sold my soul for this. ❜

❛ I thought you said you didn’t drink? ❜

❛ That’s hard kombucha. That’s Jared Leto’s hard kombucha. ❜

❛ We’re running out of time! ❜

❛ Please. Think of the danger here. You gotta step back and let me handle this. ❜

❛ I never email anything that I wouldn’t want to see on the front page of The Times. ❜

❛ I think maybe you should take up drinking. You’re just killing it. ❜

❛ Something is just teasing the edge of my brain. ❜

❛ Oh, if I ever meet Jared Leto, I’m gonna whoop his kombucha-brewing ass. ❜

❛ My therapist says this is a toxic relationship. ❜

❛ We will do what we always do. Deny, half-apologize, and then go silent awhile. ❜

❛ Please tell me you did not think sweatshops are where they make sweatpants. ❜

❛ I will do whatever I have to do to save myself, and he is my only lifeline. ❜

❛ This never happens in Clue. ❜

❛ He’s a son of a bitch. Leave his ass. ❜

❛ I don’t feel sorry for him. He deserved what he got, and you are better off without him. ❜

❛ Please don’t kill me! Oh my God, please don’t kill me! ❜

❛ I’m not trying to kill you, you crazy bitch! ❜

❛ Shitballs! ❜

❛ It hides not behind complexity, but behind mind-numbing obvious clarity. ❜

❛ A veritable minefield of malapropisms and factual errors. ❜

❛ Oh, please. Just tell us who tried to kill me. ❜

❛ Nobody tried to kill you, you vainglorious buffoon. ❜

❛ What is reality?! ❜

❛ Does he keep a vial of poison in his tooth or something? Is that a rich person thing? ❜

❛ Oh, it’s so dumb, it’s brilliant. ❜

❛ No! It’s just dumb! ❜

❛ You dim-witted, brainless jackass! ❜

❛ Your one murder, with any panache at all, and you stole the whole idea from me. ❜

❛ Wow! We got some big accusations flying around here. ❜

❛ You need evidence, and you’ve got nothing. ❜

❛ Anywhere you go, it’s going to be your word against mine. How do you think that’s gonna go? ❜

❛ There’s nothing I can do. Except maybe offer you some courage. ❜

❛ I hope your little bitch tantrum gave you closure ’cause it accomplished nothing! ❜

❛ You’re ruined. ❜

❛ Did you get the son of a bitch? ❜

[goldenguarded]

“You’re still in one piece, that’s all that matters.”

rp memes : always accepting !

" SURE, " HE MURMURS, ROLLING onto his side to face her. "I mean. It doesn't feel like it. But yeah. I'm alive."

It feels like a part of him has been taken away. He reaches out to play with the end of one of Willow's braids, absentmindedly twirling the hair between his fingers. "Thank you, though. For trying. Just--just in general, I mean."

[soldrawss]

Its my birthday which means I can doodle my favorite silly wet cat, as a treat 😌💛

[goldenguarded]

you have not a shred of evidence.

rp memes : always accepting !

OH, FOR THE LOVE of--Hunter sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose. "If I find your stupid doll, will you just give me back my palisman?"

He's arguing with the Owl Lady's weird pet-child. This is a new low, he thinks. At least Luz--er, the human, isn't around to see this. It's a bit embarrassing that he's being blackmailed by this awful, tiny critter. And it doesn't help that he's, quite frankly, adorable.

Ugh. Flapjack, the little traitor. He can't believe the cardinal is siding with this brat on purpose.

[rpmemegraveyard]

Send “brush” to accidentally touch one of my muse’s scars

Send “trace” to purposely touch one of my muse’s scars

Send either of these words plus “reverse” for our muses to switch places

[goldenguarded]

❛  i’m scared.  ❜

rp memes : always accepting !

“ ME, TOO. " GRIMWALKER looks away, arms wrapped around his knees as he hugs them to his chest. Back on the other side of the portal, the right side of the portal, and he's never felt more hopeless. It's awful out there, and the empty Owl House isn't any better.

Shuddering, he leans against Luz's shoulder. " We'll fix it. " Deep breath in, he glances over with furrowed brow. " We always do. "

[soldrawss]

A recent collection of some TOH doodles from Instagram 

[goldenguarded]

i'm proud of you for working so hard at school! you're amazing and you're gonna do so many amazing things in this world ! <33

this is ALSO very old but very sweet tysm :D i get back from winter break on monday.... hell on earth. gonna try to be more active on here this semester tho :>

[goldenguarded]

hi virgil ! i really admire your blog !! (flapjack!)

i don't know how old this is ngl but aaaaa thank you?? your blog is so pretty omg...

[sowritten]

𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐔𝐓

trigger warnings apply, adjust as needed.

the police have a few more questions.

how are you doing?

it's lots of this and not knowing what to do next.

you're part of this family.

how you doing, kiddo?

I thought you should have been there.

I was outvoted.

he was so hairy, and I've dated italian guys!

are you leaving?

everyone idolizes their dad, right?

where do you come up with that?

why are we doing all of this again?

I read a tweet about a new yorker article about you.

you're famous!

I know who you are.

I read your profile in the new yorker and I found it delightful.

why are you here?

it's just not the same.

are you baiting me?

that's where the real money is.

this is not how I wanted to have this conversation.

you tell her, or I will.

that's none of your business.

I don't know how this mix-up happened.

please, you don't understand.

I know it will hurt, but it's all for the best.

my mind's made up.

just the thought of lying makes me puke.

I feel like I shouldn't be here.

it makes no damn sense.

we are not breaking tradition on my birthday!

you really love drama, huh?

you wanna do drugs?

you know, this is an interesting and efficient method of murder.

I need to write this down.

listen to me!

I thought I heard something.

what do you want me to do?

you've got to be kidding me.

I keep waiting for the big reveal.

those two things don't even conflate.

don't point at me!

I'm warning you!

financially, I'd like to help you out.

I stayed hoping to speak to you a little bit more.

I trust your kind heart.

how about it, watson?

you do as I say and everything will be just fine, I promise.

sweet beans!

what is this? what's this arrangement?

it's funny you're here at all.

why are you even bothering?

we gotta do this more often.

this might be the best thing that could ever happen to you.

nothing good is ever easy.

eat shit!

what do we have here?

this can't be legal.

you little bitch!

did you know about this?

were you in on this from the beginning?

I totally understand what you must be feeling right now.

okay, seriously though, what the hell?

it's the only thing that makes sense.

[name], tell me everything.

did you just google that?

I suspect foul play.

I don't care if I go to jail.

you've come this far, let me help you go all the way.

you should do whatever you think is right.

I won't let that happen.

how do you know all this stuff?

[name], do you hear me?

do you regret helping me yet?

this is going well.

I feel like I swallowed bees.

I couldn't do this without you.

that was the dumbest car chase of all time.

I don't know what you want.

we have to figure it out, right here, right now.

you did this!

you won't get away with this!

this will tie everything up.

you're not much of a detective, are you?

you make a pretty lousy murderer.

perhaps we deserve each other.

you've always been good to me.

that was certainly not what I was expecting at all.

why did you hire me?

you can't be that crazy.

that's some heavy duty conjecture.

you are guilty of nothing but a few amateur theatrics.

are you back again already?

this is stupid with two o's.

you have not a shred of evidence.

in for a penny, in for a pound.

I knew you were guilty as shit.

don't you come near me!

I'm going to say this just to you.

you think I'm not going to fight to protect my home?

oh shut up!

yeah, I killed them.

what do you got on me?

you'll see just how much hell I can wreak on your life.

I have a feeling you'll follow your heart.

[tatisources]

- 𝐖𝐄𝐃𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑

❝ Being your friend should come with a warning label. ❞

❝ It’s amateurs like you who give kidnapping a bad game. ❞

❝ Are you mansplaining my power? ❞

❝ Emotion isn’t exactly your strong suit. ❞

❝ I don’t believe in heaven or hell, but I do believe in revenge. ❞

❝ Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. ❞

❝ There’s nothing quite like the feeling of being proven right. ❞

❝  Because trust and cooperation have always been the hallmarks of our relationship. ❞

❝  Anytime I grow nauseous at the sight of a rainbow or hear a pop song that makes my ears bleed, I’ll think of you. ❞

❝ I’ve learned so much from you. Part of it is admittedly criminal behavior. ❞

❝ Not hugging is kind of our thing. ❞

❝ When the dance floor calls, you gotta answer. ❞

❝ Typically I have great admiration for well-executed revenge plots, but yours was a bit extreme, even for my high standards.  ❞

❝ Except I won’t cry and whine like a child. ❞

❝ I can’t believe you were in a secret society and didn’t tell me. ❞

❝ You brought a gun to a sword fight. Probably the first smart decision you’ve made today. ❞

❝ Emotion equals weakness. ❞

❝ I find social media to be a soul sucking void of meaningless affirmation. ❞

❝ These are all traits of great writers. And serial killers. ❞

❝ Sometimes I act like I don’t care if people like me. Deep down, I secretly enjoy it. ❞

❝ I like to win. Is that so wrong? ❞

❝ For the record, I don’t believe that I’m better than everyone else, just that I’m better than you. ❞

❝ Use the words ‘little’ and 'girl’ to address me again and I can’t guarantee your safety. ❞

❝ If he breaks your heart, I’ll nail gun his. ❞

❝ You guys are making me nauseous. Not in a good way. ❞

❝ When I look at you, the following emojis come to mind: rope, shovel, hole. ❞

❝ You know the old saying, never bring a knife to a sword fight. Unless it’s concealed. ❞

❝ Secrets are like zombies, they never truly die. ❞

❝ Tears don’t fix anything. So I vowed to never do it again. ❞

❝ Please, flattery will get you nowhere. ❞

❝ I’m not friend material, let alone more-than-friend material. I will ignore you, stomp on your heart, and always put my needs and interests first. ❞

❝ Every day is all about me. This one just comes with cake and a bad song. ❞

❝ Emotions are a gateway trait. They lead to feelings, which trigger tears. I don’t do tears.❞

❝ It’s either they write our story or we do. You can’t have it both ways. ❞

❝ I don’t need your help or your pity. I already have a mother and a therapist. That’s enough torture, even for me. ❞

❝ I don’t bury hatchets. I sharpen them. ❞

❝ Friends are a liability and can be exploited. That makes them weaknesses. ❞

[darkhearted]

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ* TRANSISTOR SENTENCE STARTERS

First part of a collection of rp sentence starters based on the game Transistor (2014), by Supergiant Games. Feel free to adapt as needed!

“We’re not gonna get away with this, are we?”

“You’re still in one piece, that’s all that matters.”

“Yikes. Found us already.”

“So, they got any dirt on me?”

“I love you so much, _______. You know that, right?”

“It’s strange coming here like this. Can’t imagine what it’s like for you.”

“I’m starting to lose you…”

“You know, I never thought much of this place. Then I found out you lived here.”

“Ugh… I’m alright, I think I’m alright. I’m sure I’ll be fine.”

“That’s my star. You could always handle yourself just fine.”

“Think I know where we are.”

“Together again. Heh. Sort of…”

“They want you back, I bet.”

“You never missed a show?”

“Don’t be gone, please don’t be gone, I can’t…”

“Look if she’s hurt, if she’s hurt, I’ll… I’ll what? I’ll nothing.”

“Hey say something already. Say something will you?”

“You are here, you are here, I knew you’d return, I knew.”

“Lost her damn mind.”

“We only wanted your help.”

“_________, let’s go. While we still can.”

“She was their eyes and ears. Got close to you. To us.”

“Don’t know what I was expecting but… it wasn’t this.”

“They think they can stop you, but you’re just getting stronger.”

“Still too close to it. We better get as far from there as possible.”

“I’m sorry. They took your voice. I couldn’t stop them.”

“Well, we took something of theirs.”

“Thought we were going to skip town.”

“They never had a chance against the champ.”

“That was fifty of them back there, maybe more.”

“Looks promising. Well, maybe not for your knees.”

“_______, life of the party. She was bad news from the start.”

“When I first saw you up on that stage back there it was like… everyone loved you.”

“We’re going back there?”

“They do not have a sense of humor.”

“They will track you down, wipe you out and take whatever’s left of me back to that piece of trash organization.”

“Look, whatever you’re thinking, do me a favor… don’t let me go.”

“Just have to get back to your place before the food gets cold.”

“You’ve reached the hopefully-not-permanent address of Mr Nobody.”

“You’re more than just a name to them now.”

“They’re hungry too.”

“She showed her true colors back there.”

“They know we’re here.”

“I know the name but not the man. Heard he got out of town a while back.”

“Hey there, remember me? Guy you killed the other day?”

“He’s been covering up their tracks. Doing a good job.”

“Seconds march into the past. The moments pass, and just like that they’re gone.”

“We are paper boats floating on a stream.”

“I’ll always find you, like it’s written in the stars.”

“You can run but you can’t hide.”

[goldenguarded]

glances away from my ten billion drafts that have been sitting there for months. inbox caaaaaaall like/reply/reblog and i'll go through your meme taaag

[goldenguarded]

we got some teasers and a promo poster so obviously im poking my head back in here. sound off if ur still around.... 2 weeks gang...

[goldenguarded]

girl help i have so many assignments. i'm gonna try to load up AT LEAST this queue, and maybe luz's, tonight