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The signs when they meet their soulmate

Aries: oh nonononono

Taurus: FUCKING finALLY

Gemini: ....interesting point of view...

Cancer: you also listen to Hawthorne Heights while screaming at the ceiling?

Leo: would you still like me if I wasn't me?

Virgo: you are perfect the way you are.

Libra: I think you are a good person.

Scorpio: You just get me.

Sagittarius: I waited here for you.

Capricorn: *internal screaming*

Aquarius: I'm not alone...?

Pisces: I haven't lied at all to u.

[boy-gesserit-deactivated2017051]

anyway this might be controversial but any temperature over 67 degrees F (20 Celsius) is too hot

[spookyoubliette]

the 2001 oscars are real and this happened in real life. this is something mankind should never forget.

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Hokkaido by Mr.Even on Flickr

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me: kindhearted but ultimately disappointing

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[mahakavi]

i just saw a post on fb that said men shouldn’t let their girlfriends/wives pump gas….like literally men should be the only ones putting gas in the car….what is the logic someone explain

[icelikevinyl-deactivated2018010]

well u see, once a woman has a taste of control of phallic “pumping” & ejaculation of gasoline into the warm and receptive car body, she will carry this energy forth as an emasculatory force against the man in question, stripping his life of meaning, since fucking the car is usually his prerogative and his main source of identity

[mahakavi]

i’ve been screaming at this for 10 hours

[fatcowboys]

me: ok time 2 sleep!! my brain on repeat for hours: two Bros chilling in a Hot tub five feet apart cause there Not Gay

[best-life-wisdom]

Sometimes the best way to be happy is to learn to let go of things you tried hard to hold on to that are no longer good for you

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When ur writing an essay for a test and the teacher says u have 3 minutes left 

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[fishyandclintbarton]

This is the most genius thing i’ve seen in years. Thank you happytoast.co.uk 💯