Melly Bean: Trash Queen

Melanie. 26. Queer. Harlem Honey. FSU grad. The Beatles. That 70s Show. Floofs. Feminism. Books. Hamilton. Disney. Crafts. Tattoos. Pinups. Cartoons. Stuff.

[seiseragaki-remade-deactivated2]

[obsessiforge]

[mellybeantrashqueen]

I literally said this to someone last week? 

I just want everyone to be uncomfortable by how attracted they are to me regardless of gender??

[dutchster]

do celebrity pets know they’re pets of celebrities

[marrythenightmp3]

yes

[adhdwerewolfgf]

mr sandman

man me a sand

[thesylverlining]

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

[aik4-deactivated20160522]

Me always: who??????????

[silverhawk]

but the good news is:

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

 She’s making sure no one steals it

[tharook]

tail: check

[emospacekid]

me in bed, thinking about everything my mental illness has taken from me

[depsidase]

[creepled]

[iamallybee]

When you tell your friend a really bad pun;

[thebootydiaries]

me trying to flirt: so what albums make you cry

[serotnin]

serotonin? in this economy?

[just-shower-thoughts]

No woman wearing a dress with pockets will fail to mention that it has pockets upon receiving a compliment on said dress.

[sridevi]

[childhoodruiner]

[ruinedchildhood]

Please allow this gifset of Jeff Goldblum holding a tiny sleeping puppy to bless your Dashboard.

[fluffymonger]

[selinaaas-deactivated20210419]

I honestly don’t know if I wish I were the puppy or Jeff Goldblum.

[certifiedharrytrash]

accurate

[swqadie]

Every one: You have to make time for yourself! me: *stays up until 1 am every night crying* Me time 😍💆

[bee-wlw]

girls are okay i guess

april fools!!! they’re ethereal goddesses!! every one of them!!