welcome to heck

I am pure of heart, dumb of ass.

[creepled]

follow for more comically blurry cat aesthetic ❤`•.¸¸.•´´¯`•• .¸¸.•´¯`•.•●

[creepled]

dude what’s wrong with your turkey

[cute-catts]

[viralfrog]

[iguanamouth]

i had a dream where i met yoshis dad but his name was yobby and he looked like this

[maliceinchainz]

Its fascinating that the way advertizing and apps work right now is simply how computer viruses, adware, spyware, and all manners of malware has ALWAYS worked. Growing up as a teen in the 2000s there used to be a program called Weatherbug that was pretty much considered unthinkable to ever have installed because of the way it knew your location and essentially EVERY adware, spyware, and antivirus software flagged it for removal immediately. It was considered best practice to never install anything. Never install toolbars, mever install anything without consulting a professional or unless you were ad advanced user. I was trained in Comptia A+ for the windows xp era and the best practice as a repair tech was to never allow the customer to install anything themselves if it could be helped.

And now just. Everything does this. Your fucking calculator wants your location data and business ghouls want it to be illegal to use a simple adblocker because not advertizing to you hurts their feelings.

And now we have generative AI filling the internet with slop that can have SEO and more ads slapped on top of it? Google is breaking on purpose so you make more searches to get advertised to more?

The viruses have won, everything is malware and everything is a scam. To use commercial tech is to be voluntarily mugged

[sarahseeandersen]

[blazeball]

i just rediscovered the pelican spider. give me 1-2 business days to stop laughing at how they're shaped and ill be normal again

[blazeball]

the reviews are in

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

Everyone: What do u do Me: *opens my dramatic 2am cellphone notes* I’m a writer actually

[the-real-skeletor]

The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

[ghost-cassette]

Oh NOBODY'S going to be horny after this

[aquietquixotic]

Amazing tags

[sometimes-i-just-climb-things]

my ankle is so fuckin horny tho

[hybbat]

A victorian

[eldritchdraaks]

Every reply this is is another punch in the gut

[starstuffandalotofcoffee]

I feel like there's two levels of chronically online. There's like, the variety where you recognize obscure memes and stupid drama and post constantly but have some sort of tether to reality and have friends in the real world and read the news from time to time, and then there's the kind where you genuinely don't realize that your political position or feelings about popular media are not just non-mainstream but actively fringe and that it's not emotional labor to pick people up from the airport.

[wereralph]

after my werewolf boyfriend pulls out

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

your WHAT

[wereralph]

My

Werewolf Boyfriend

[angelgurlhearts-2]

I’m sorry, am I reading that right??

[wereralph]

MY

[commanderforeskin-deactivated20]

So we’re just gonna ignore the watermelon getting crushed?

[wereralph]

Watermelon

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

[omigawdmatt]

Hey so does anyone have the nsfw version for that werewolf pic just asking

[greylilacs]

[rattmice]

I’m sorry what

[wereralph]

i know im op this thread has absolutely gotten out of control

[bananapeelchunk]

hold on op, aren’t you the person who had an iq of 4?

[wereralph]

[eyaji]

I’m crying. Nobody’s clearing anything up, they just deflect onto the next plot twist

[everyone-loves-purple]

WHAT IS HAPPENING??????

[fruitypebble]

OP’S THE GUY FROM THE HORNY IHOP WAITER POST

[pocketdictator]

THE HORNY WHAT?????

[wereralph]

[transmadotsuki]

Since we’re just listing them off my favorite Wereralph post is the poptart pussy one

[self-loathsome-deactivated20220]

THE WHAT?!

[transmadotsuki]

THIS ONE

[baconis42]

I am so fucking concerned for the mental health of 95% of the people on this hellsite

[mysofthoneybee]

personally i’m at 96%

[midnight-spectrum-again]

This post keeps getting worse

[hellcatbruiser]

I often find myself wondering how this website is so utterly incapable of making money, and then I see posts like this and I am violently given my answer.

[carthages-finest]

For the love of god, stop asking “the what?” that’s how this continues!

[midnight-spectrum-again]

But what about the thirty for Minotaur?

[sovereignant]

Ahem.

The what?

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Always Corny On Main

Beautiful

[sovereignant]

No. Canceled.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

But why???

[the-peculiar-bi-tch]

I

Just

What the fuck do I do with this information now

[smegbertmarbles]

GUYS stop reblogging this. OP was in the Marine Core and is technically a war criminal. He turned a blind eye when his comrades killed innocent civilians in Baghdad. He refused testify against soldiers who committed atrocities towards civilians. Stop reblogging OPs posts because that takes attention away from what OP is trying to hide.

[wereralph]

You sure that’s me?

Like are you sure that’s me??

[graceiscringylmao]

I’M- THATS ADAM DRIVER

[ruimtetijd]

Why on God’s green Earth would you expose your goddamn face wereralph. Do I even want to know why your name is wereralph? Don’t answer that.

[wereralph]

its because i like werewolves and my real name is ralph, it’s just that simple. not everything has a crazy explanation

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me every time wereralph posts

[systlin]

People paid Actual Money for this website

[triflesandparsnips]

The Wolf Master (nsfw)

[likethesword]

The end of an era

[angstycatthatlikestea-deactivat]

i miss wereralph :(

[were-ralph]

pussy so fat staff had to ban me twice

[maxxayz]

[were--ralph]

THEY CAN BAN ME THREE TIMES BUT THEY CAN’T BAN THIS PUSSY

[deepestfriendgoophero]

They will NEVER kill the king!

[were--ralph]

something disastrous happened here

[garbage-empress]

now this thread looks so much more NSFW than it actually was

[creepled]

Deceptive Visual Storytelling

[fnord888]

It would be funny if nuclear waste warning messages become an attraction for future historical linguists.

I mean look at this thing:

A parallel text in 7 languages, with 4 different scripts between them! And pictograms! All designed to be preserved intact!

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[official-linguistics-post]

@nick-nonya get peer reviewed

[supermodelcats]

[boss-of-armadildos]

Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

[sandmandaddy69]

[everythingfox]

Will someone please answer the phone