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I ask god to send a swordsman / and god says ‘look at your hands’ — Melissa Broder

Grace. ko-fi.

[Personal Journal & Fandom Blog. Haikyuu; COD; BNHA; JJK; Wind Breaker;]

cw: chronic mental & physical illness

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How it feels to have not had a candle for my bedside or a dinner beer all week

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This fiiiiine ass man with this smooooth ass Southern accent came into my place of work today and scheduled an appointment with me. He was so polite when I nervous rambled my explanation of services. And he had the prettiest eyes. And he was soo Alabama, I fear, right down to the toothpick he kept rolling around in his mouth.

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Strangely uncharacteristic and concerningly intense craving for jello cake?? hello??

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Please never offer me a spring water. I beg you kindly.

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snoopy of the day

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The NBA official store will mail you the most expensive top you've ever bought in a bag it doesn't even require scissors to open

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Did I get home around the same time I do on a full day even though it was a half day? Yes. But did I gather all the ingredients and tools necessary to get a batch of lemoncillo steeping by tonight? Also yes.

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Did I get home around the same time I do on a full day even though it was a half day? Yes. But did I gather all the ingredients and tools necessary to get a batch of lemoncillo steeping by tonight? Also yes.

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male coworker i'm always complaining about "complimented" me by saying "You're actually pretty fashionable sometimes when you want to be."

But lowkey it is a casual jean suspender dress and it's not as fashionable as other things I have worn before so i'm convinced it's just because it's short and shows my legs *sarcastic thumbs up*

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having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

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this whole not drinking thing really makes me want a cigar

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justice for my man he was too silly for this world

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they're pissing me off at the pissing me off factory whodda thunk

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wishing i had a partner i could call on my drive home and complain about mundane things like how annoying my work day was but i'm sorry yall i will continue to broadcast on this blog until that time maybe comes lmao

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what do you mean $35 usd for one lip liner pencil what do you mean

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My nipples are going to be braless at aldi this summer. Out and about. And this is not an apology, but rather a service announcement. I can be bothered no longer. It stops at 28, the being bothered.