[melodramaticmatter]

I ask god to send a swordsman / and god says ‘look at your hands’ — Melissa Broder

Grace. ko-fi.

[Personal Journal & Fandom Blog. Haikyuu; COD; BNHA; JJK; Wind Breaker;]

cw: chronic mental & physical illness

[melodramaticmatter]

being in-between jobs as a person with a chronic depressive disorder is a slippery slope i tell yah

[targetedknowledge]

[mmilhouse]

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

[melodramaticmatter]

what should i start watching besties

[melodramaticmatter]

i have delved into the predator movie franchise(s) fan fiction realm if anyone is curious how ovulation is going for me

[melodramaticmatter]

*very calm voice* only when you truly release hope of the fic being updated will it happen for you, my friend

[melodramaticmatter]

I will always be such a fucking nerd about dialects

[doubleca5t]

All these tourists having a great time at the World Cup isn't surprising b/c the first rule of America is that this place rules if you have money to blow and it's a nightmare if you don't. The prohibitively high cost of attending the World Cup filtered out all the ppl who don't have money so all the people who actually made it to the U.S. are basically guaranteed to have fun

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[melodramaticmatter]

New horror story in theaters near you!! But it's just ovulation for an unmedicated woman who has been celibate for three years

[koiagain]

i forgot Most people are not always in the state of cowering in the corner like a scared dog. y’all just be doing stuff

[melodramaticmatter]

I am so bad at affection and I didn't used to be. A universal tragedy for the ages.

[yellow-cat]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

[tall]

[melodramaticmatter]

"I am so bad at affection and I didn't used to be." A universal tragedy for the ages.

[lupismaris]

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.