My collection of melons

If you are interested in me please just please msg me i am so desperate just PLEASE PLEASE GOD I NEED SOMEONE AKJDFAKJIAGAFDAFFVASGGSSDF

[mirellaharasztko]

[vvonderboyy]

Water Melon!

[melon-king]

SHIET man

[killerfurunkel-deactivated20181]

vegetarian…

[melon-king]

Fuck yeah, wolves and melons

[runrecoverbreathe-deactivated20]

fucking love melon. 

[melon-king]

Fuck it I want that shit smeared on my body

[todo-puede-pasar]

[melon-king]

I fucking want

[melon-king]

I keep on looking up melons for tags but I just keep seeing tit picks, like I have no problem with that just I would like to see some nice juicy melons some times.

[melon-king]

Today I found out you can buy 1500 lady bugs for about 6 dollars and have them delivered, well I just hatched a lot more April fools days pranks.

[melon-king]

How the fuck do i make friends on this site, i thought this was like a friendship version of Eharmony with pictures yet i still have 0 friends what the fuck?

[melon-king]

now thats my kind of melon

[melon-king]

[melon-king]

Do they make circular razors, yaknow like ones that would easily mold to the contour of a feline anus

Amir blumenfeld

[melon-king]

these melons are pretty swell, no crazy wizards fucking them up or turning them into mini melons, these ones are all natural melons

[melon-king]

i dont know how this fucking evil genius 6 year old girl did this but somehow she made it so theres a mini watermelon, this is another mockery of nature and she should be found and killed. i still dont know how to work this treacherous website but i am slowly learning.

[melon-king]

now they are fucking making square melons, what kind of stuff are they gonna make next, toasters that fucking toast 3 toasts. no thats fucking not cool i like my melons round, now they are making them fucking square i dont get those fucking asian's thinking just cause they are superior in technology they can tamper with my favorite fruits, NO THATS NOT COOL WHY WOULD THEY DO SUCH A FUCKING THING

[melon-king]

just another fucking melon

[melon-king]

i fucking love melons