Aliquot Me

Im a fucking idiot don't @ me

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Emotionally, spiritually? I feel like a drowned rat. Physically my hair is fabulous and I smell good so idk what my deal is

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Two of my friends are marrying eachother and neither like their last names and I'm so close to convincing them to name themselves Wolfquest

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So I just found out that Sting doesn't have pockets and instead he does this

What the hell is wrong with his clothes 😂 Thanks for showing me this I hate it xd

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They're horse riding chaps 🤣💀

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My grandma has no idea about pride flags or anything a lil bit gay lol.

Guaranteed she sends me this thinking it's just fun easter colors 🐣

[melon-pleco]

I want to fall gracefully like a Victorian on a fainting couch, then throw a whole toddler tantrum

[animentality]

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You know, I wonder how many people actually died from Insurance negligence

And if Luigi Mangione is receiving this much back lash for killing one absolute dirtbag, why aren't we holding the CEOs that cause literal millions of deaths accountable???

Not only for their interference and prevention of proper health care, but the neglect of the society they live in

Everyone is responsible for the society they live in.

Every.

Single.

Person.

Why the hell are we letting people like that do all these horrible things???

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We need to start a movement where women just start biting men's dicks off

[melon-pleco]

Found out two things my gay porn should have made me realize sooner

1. women don't have prostates.

2. prostate cancer must really suck for gay men

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Where am I supposed to go for my dose now?? Fanfic.net?? Subpar. Fucking Wattpad??? Don't make me sick, I can't touch that thing ew.

I'm going to die without you ao3, please come back, I love you 💔

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I don't know if anyone has said this, but as horrible as All Might's injuries are, they're comedic gold.

He has the power to do a spit take anywhere and look as though he is physically wounded by the bullshit

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Why don't we have any thick Sukuna merch?? I'm tired of his twink form

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Sukuna is the definition of Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss

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All of my followers are porn bots. I'm done fighting them, time to start a ✨️ collection ✨️

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Just another way Megatron died