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FUNFACT THIS LIVEBLOG HAS A DRINKING GAME helpfully provided by my friend @spookyhetero​. If drinking on simpery hand over your keys.

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And at 7:09, we pause! Two minutes of progress, go us.

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My husband and wife are so cute, guys.

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So! To summarize everything that I pointedly kept myself from Blue Curtains-ing over:

The Briarwoods rolled up to Whitestone as pals of his parents at first, then enacted a bloody takeover whereupon all of Percy's family died, he and his sister were tortured, they tried to escape and she got killed as well. And now that they know Percy is alive and pretty as fuck, they're going to put a target on his back and get rid of him ASAP.

I do not think I need to elaborate on how I feel about this.

COME AT ME YOU CASTLEVANIA-ASS MOTHERFUCKERS I CAST EXPLODE YOUR ASSHOLE AT LEVEL TEN FOLLOWED BY EXPLODE YOUR EVERYTHING ELSE AS A REACTION!!

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BABY MEOW-MEOW

HE'S SO TINY AND ADORABLE

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well. there is a slight bit of mood whiplash now.

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BABY PERKIES!!

I keep forgetting Percy's got siblings. Adorable.

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Oh boy, tragic backstory!

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It's been a long day for Percy. He was all excited to be back in his element/social strata (and then Scanlan and the mashed potatoes incident happened) and instead got a faceful of traumatic flashbacks, a fight he really couldn't win, and got them all arrested. Given he seems to be the closest thing they have to a brain cell leader, his pride's probably taken a pretty noticeable hit too.

...and he's very pretty when sad, fine, you got me. :|

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meow-meow angy. meow-meow SMASH

Ahem, jokes at Percy's expense aside, Keyleth asks about the smoke to which Percy Very Definitely Not A Warlock reminds her his gun uses black powder (gunpowder) and that might account for the smoke. Everyone else points out he killed the human moist towelette who was quite rightfully scared.

Percy is not happy and will be taking that level in Barbarian he was contemplating earlier.

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Percy comments he doesn't HAVE to share his tragic backstory until they're level four friends. Vex rightfully disagrees and is precious in the process.

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It is taking all of my human effort not to make the comment I want to make here.

Everyone say thank you Melon's D20 she uses for will saves.

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We reopen to the world's most mature rogue and bard having a fuck-off. Pike does not approve and tells them to knock it off, which is for a given value of cleric the equivalent of giving them the chair.

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Boys, please.

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Quick Summary: Grog: Why don't we just kill the guards and bolt?? Vax: The plan you are suggesting would result in a wanted level so high it may as well make Tal'Dorei San Andreas. Keyleth: Sooooo what if instead we have Pike do Cleric stuff at him? Assuming Uriel is charmed. Pikey? Pike: :( Grog: (RUSHES TO COMFORT BESTIE) Scanlan: Uh, in the more immediate now. This book is fucked up, y'all.

Luckily for everyone, Scanlan is translating the book as he goes, so they'll soon have the plot spoilers Delilah Castlevania was worried about.

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Vex responds by looking unfairly hot. Vax's reflection and lack of glitter confirms he's still a broody elflet.

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Broody elflet meanwhile has concerns.