Mel But A Menace

lmao I'm thirsty.

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Come One Come All. . .

To Melians Thirsty Side Blog!

15+ because teens have sex too, don't act like you didn't have sex or at least know what it is when you were a teen or I'll eat your eyes.

Along with horny shit I will be talking about some triggering topics like blood, kinky shit, body horror, dark humor, just don't follow if you've got any sort of thing against NSFW in any format.

If you couldn't say it at a school or around children without a teacher or parent passing out it's probably here so beware!

If you follow me and interact with me on my main blog you'll probably notice that there's a bit of a divide between that Mel and Me, just don't mind it, I'm the side that is to be kept locked away for the most part.

I'll use some of the same tags tho with some additions ofc.

Anyways enjoy this chaos! - Melian

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Waiting for the day my boyfriend finds out about the kinky shit I'm into, pray for me friends

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The user @/melianlmfao they are 19I hope you know that.

I do but why are you bringing this up

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Pls let my battery last long enough to post this

Anon we aren't in a real relationship.

I'm well aware Neos a minor my dude calm down

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1% goodbye world

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3% 😍

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I think amps on drugs guys.

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so you don't.

love...

me.....

Ofc I do baby, I'd die without you kisses and good boys.

I couldn't stand a world without you and I wouldn't want to either

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who am I gonna kiss and call a good boy if you die :(

You've got joy don't you

Idk but we're on 5% now

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anyway there was one guy in my school who was trying to fuck. like. every girl. so then he tried to get with me (because i looked v femme before). big fucking mistake. i snapped his fingers <3 they healed tho. and then more gory stuff and he looked fucked up and he transferred...somewhere. i don't know where.

Okay I'm there's a sorta warning in my pinned by TW for SA in this one.

Ew not the fuck boy, I scrapped with the one in highschool and didn't really do any real damage because he was a spoiled rich kid and I couldn't afford to get expelled again but he walked away with two black eyes and a bloody nose after he slapped my best friends ass.

Now I wish I would've done worse because it came out later that he raped a girl in senior year.

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Amp- no </3

Mine <3 - I can't 😭 I'm just biding my time before it does and I die with it.

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Again I can't answer comments but

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ANYWAY there was this one guy who was like blah blah normal shit chink whatever whatever and then he said something rlly triggering which i will not repeat and then i punched his nose and then there was a little crack noise and then he held his nose and his hands were dripping in blood and he was screaming 'you bitch' but i was just so angry and then i nearly dislocated his shoulder (i didn't end up doing it) and i just took out the last, like, seven-eight years on him. and he didn't rat me out because he's not a pussy. so all ended pretty well

Ooh! Broken noses are always bonus points

Back when me and my brother were homeless I fought this druggie dude for some food and when he pulled out a knife he managed to nick my shoulder so I got like really fucking mad and used all 95 pounds of body weight I had to force his boney ass to the concrete and then continued to bash his face in to the point where you couldn't distinguish his facial features.

In the end me and my brother ate good that night and then slept by the blood stain.

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Your gonna look me in the eyes and tell me that Garou's not gonna make my tummy bulge?

And then he's totally not gonna put his hand over it and make me watch as it moves with him letting out that low groan of

"fuuuuuckk"

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Feeling empty so I'm going to be slutty instead, because you can't spell happiness without penis

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Im starved for Good Quality Garou Content, all there is is smut and don't get me wrong things I can't say on this blog, but I'm in the mood for some soft domestic shit ya know, the good stuff.

Ikik I'm a writer I can just write the stuff I wanna see but it's not the same really, I'm so judgmental with my own work and rereading it makes me hate it just a little bit more each time.

In conclusion I'm in love with a character nobody really writes for excuse me while I sob uncontrollably

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Don't get me wrong I'd love for him to absolutely ruin me and rearrange my insides in his shape.

That's why I couldn't say in the other blog for those curious.

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I’ve had this in my mind for a while and I was iffy on posting it out of fear of destroying the fucking planet, but I’m like 90% sure Murata drew the infamous Garou dick veins in this panel just to pull the reader’s eye away from how fucked up his arm is.

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I hate school I was just barked at while walking down the stairs

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I mean a couple of them were cute tho 👀

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Shoulda told em "good boy/girl"