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Do Not Interact with me if you're any of the following:

Radfem/TERF/transphobe, homophobe, biphobe, panphobe, aphobe/arophobe, racist, antisemite/antijew, islamaphobic, transmed/truscum, alt right/Nazi, anti abortion/anti birth control, antivax, antimask, vegan/vegetarian,fatphobic/pro-eating disorder,blue lives matter,minor attracted persons/pedo,under 18, pro ABA "therapy"

This blog is run by a person who has autism and severe c-PTSD. I will be very rude/agitated if you purposely ignore the above.

#do not interact #masterpost

I love how all these transmeds and truscum are obsessed with bashing cyberpunk over other trans people's constructive criticism. Like, you can not like the game without attacking people and being racist.

There ARE problems with it but attacking players makes you a huge piece of shit.

If you're that pissed, mod it. But stop bitching that a game with multiple trans and queer staff is transphobic because you don't like the presets or you don't like an openly trans SW in the game.

pettycentral

thetenderpassion

sailor--spoon

Okay but using Karen for the betterment of others is a genius move I never could have seen coming

ex-vd

Be the good Karen you want to see in the world

the-best-url-on-this-site

Care-n

fun-size-potato

reblogging for the pun

theoneandonlyredrobin

Don’t be a Karen.

Be a Care-n.

silkwingfood

there are care-ns and then there are care-n’ts

punchingnazis

The staff unanimously agrees to post this without further comment, in that no further comment is necessary.

official-lucifers-child

me: oh haha like “stop the count” yeah

me: *sees the blog name*

me: :O

me: :D

systlin

So the crow family at work has found a Fun New Game. This game is “peck at the shiny trucks, but SPECIFICALLY only at the newest, shiniest, most expensive ones.”

This has caused, shall we say, some consternation among employees. A pest control service has been contacted. They have deployed traps, bait, and a dude with a BB gun.

None of these have worked even a little. Current score; Corvids 3, Pest Control Dudes 0. Crows just fuck off into the trees and caw derisively the moment they see the distinctive green and white pest company trucks; this company shot one (1) crow here three years ago and now the crows all know the company on sight.

I am, of course, rooting for the crows in this battle, and so far the crows are winning handily.

systlin

Oh, I forgot. Actually they first put up a decoy of an owl, which the crows quickly determined was a Fake Owl and started using as a place to sit and survey the parking lot for the Shiniest Trucks.

So that’s actually Crows 4, Pest Control company 0.

systlin

An Actual Call I got today;

Me; “Hello?”

Caller; “There is a CROW pecking at _____’s TRUCK!”

Me; “And what would you like me to do about it, exactly? Tell it to stop?”

Them; “I DON’T KNOW BUT IT IS PECKING AT THE TRUCK.”

Me; “Well, they’ve had Plunkett’s out several times and they’re supposed to stop again later.”

Them; “BUT IT’S PECKING NOW.”

Me; “So go shoo it away. I don’t control the crows and I am not qualified to do pest control.”

Them; “Couldn’t you call them now?”

Me; “Do you seriously think that if I called their office, which is a thirty minute drive from here, that they could get a team here before it gets bored?”

Them; “…..”

Me; “Just go shoo it away. Have a nice day.”

Odin, this entire time; *absolute cackling laughter*

angry-cajun-lady

Maybe they should just not wash their truck so they’re not as appealing, or throw blankets over the hood and stuff… take precautions.

I mean they know these crows Target the nicest shiniest trucks they’re just asking for it aren’t they

systlin

Really, if they don’t want their hoods pecked by crows fascinated by shiny things they would take a little personal responsibility here.

TBH spending 100K on a truck and then strutting around bragging about your brand new expensive fancy truck is just ASKING for tricksters to fuck with you but that’s just my opinion.

angry-cajun-lady

Instead of using bait and traps and shooting at them they’d be better off making a bunch of shiny toys for the crows to play with.

systlin

Of course the punchline here is that after six months of hearing these douchebags Not Shutting Up about how much money they spent on new trucks after turnaround, mixed with an equal amount of “Trump 2020″, I did in fact make a blood sacrifice to an ancient trickster god associated with corvids and am now absolutely watching the results go down with great glee.

just-a-geekygoth

muahahaha. Indirect Witchy Action. Corvids >>>>> rich douches and/or trumpkins

systlin

And I didn’t tell a single lie.

I don’t control the crows, but I know the guy who does.

stupidusernamerequest-blog

omg this was already brilliant before you revealed the punchline and then it just ascended to a level of amazing I can only dream to reach

systlin

UPDATE; the pest control company came in wearing street clothes and in their personal trucks to try and shoot them. No dice. The crows know their faces. They also have not bored of the Shiny Trucks.

Crows; 6. Pest control dudes; 0

systlin

Current score, four pest control companies later;

Crows; 20

Humans; 0

Me; delighted

mnemonicpneumaticknife

I’m just thinking about the most amusing style to write this in if it was a book. I guess I’m fond of Douglas Adams. @systlin

“So go shoo it away. I don’t control the crows”, she lied “and I am not qualified to do pest control.” Technically, it wasn’t a lie, which are the best sorts of lies. Much like peanuts aren’t nuts, don’t even grow on trees and aren’t even crunchy until dried, yet they still have many traits associated with nuts as far as your mouth is concerned. Not being qualified for pest control doesn’t mean she couldn’t get rid of the crows of course. Being qualified meant a person that didn’t know anything about crows had given you a piece of paper to put black marks on, and after a machine printed a number on that they filled out a form saying they think you understand the laws regarding which animals you’re allowed to poison and which ones you are required to shoo politely or harass with mechanical gadgets and small firearms. It wasn’t quite that simple, of course, more questions (not on paper this time) and some demonstrations might have been required depending on the gadgets and poisons, but certainly no one involved but the crows needed to know anything about crows. After further explanation she managed to convey that she did understand that a telephone, properly operated, could summon people who had qualifications but knew nothing about crows; however, the telephone, nor any other device in the office, had the power to get such a person here fast enough to make the caller happy.

She then ended the call by repeating the unhelpful advice of “shoo [the crow] away” and by saying “have a nice day”. Have a nice day is generally considered polite, a literal blessing given hoping the person’s remaining waking hours are pleasant. Anyone that’s worked in the service industry knows the phrase has many meanings, being almost as versatile as the word “fuck” and its variants. In fact, Have A Nice Day often means “Fuck You”. When “sir” or “madam” is added to the end it almost certainly means “Fuck You Asshole” It can also mean “I’m sorry I couldn’t help you navigate a purposefully frustrating system” or “I don’t get paid nearly enough, and I am not emotionally invested in your problems”. In this case, “have a nice day” meant “I invoked powerful magic and gods in the hopes that something like this would happen, and the only thing that could make this situation better is if management permitted me to sip and swirl a glass of my favourite spirits on the job”.

obsidian666heart

🏳️‍🌈 pride cookies 🏳️‍🌈

veeranger

cyberpunk’s genital settings really just comes across to me as like monster factory for transphobes. now you too can make a gross caricature of a trans woman for laughs and then gawk at the shock value of a woman with a dick prominently displayed in posters littered throughout the game world. its not even performative bullshit gone wrong its purely hateful

hyasmine2u

Is this surprising though? It was only a matter of time.

veeranger

i’m not surprised i’m hurt. it is hurtful to me when i see pop culture hating me for who i am. i’m tired of having to see it all the time. it is not surprising because it is the norm and i am sick of being the butt of the joke constantly.

melungeoninthedungeon

Unpopular opinion: I as a trans person found the options inclusive. There's 7-8 more genital options in it compared to the usual 0-1 and they're available on both of the preset body types. Your genitals don't determine your pronouns. (Though I'm not happy that your voice does. That fucking irks me.) They include uncirmcised and circumcised penises in 3 sizes each as well as a vulva option and a "none"/underwear option.

It's definitely not perfect. There isn't a more ambiguous body type preset, no neutral pronouns or ambiguous/neutral voices (just very gruff and deep or very high and light) with the voice tied to your pronouns. There aren't any ambiguous genitals for intersex people or trans masc bottom growth. It could be SO much better.

But I would give it an overall B+, I was actually able to make my character look similar to how I'm hoping to look if I'm able to get HRT and surgery. I would have preferred having a few more genital options to choose from and maybe more chest options but otherwise I was happy.

Obviously I'm not every trans or nonbinary person but I'm so used to seeing only cis character presets that I'm actually impressed that a major studio did this much at all.

pissvortex

The absolute state of the cyberpunk subreddit

melungeoninthedungeon

Honestly I was kind of bugged by the fact that you can pick your body type, genitals, and voice all in a way that seems decently inclusive (B+ for effort) and yet your voice type determines your pronouns. That's annoying. Maybe let players pick them.

Also the horizontal sensitivity preset is fucking impossible. I had to tweak it to hell to shoot.

Then again I haven't gotten super far because of work, kids etc. So these are just entry complaints.

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

adhd-alien

notegender

when you talk about queer love, remember the queer love that isn’t romantic.

queer love can be two best friends who support each other through their transitions and go to pride together each glowing with admiration for the other

queer love can be siblings confiding in each other about the difficulties of growing up queer in a small town and still texting each other every day when they finally move away from home

queer love can be queerplatonic partners caring deeply for each other and redefining what a relationship can be

queer love can be a group of friends who bond in middle school, realize years later they’re all gay, and laugh and smile when they reminisce together about how far they’ve come

queer love can be a community coming together to give food, shelter, and unconditional support to a teenager who’s been rejected by his family and has nowhere to go

queer love can be two mothers supporting their daughter as she changes her name and buys the clothes that truly express her gender for the first time

whatever form it takes, queer love is life-changing and revolutionary.

vvanite

hope people know that asians can have other skin tones besides pale^2

turbulencx

lets get personal.

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

4: What do you think about most?

5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

7: What’s your strangest talent?

8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?

11: Do you have any strange phobias?

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

13: What’s your religion?

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

17: What was the last lie you told?

18: Do you believe in karma?

19: What does your URL mean?

20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

21: Who is your celebrity crush?

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

23: How do you vent your anger?

24: Do you have a collection of anything?

25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?

27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

28: What’s your biggest “what if”?

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

31: Smell the air. What do you smell?

32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

35: To you, what is the meaning of life?

36: Define Art.

37: Do you believe in luck?

38: What’s the weather like right now?

39: What time is it?

40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

41: What was the last book you read?

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?

43: Do you have any nicknames?

44: What was the last film you saw?

45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?

47: Do you have any obsessions right now?

48: What’s your sexual orientation?

49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?

50: Do you believe in magic?

51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

52: What is your astrological sign?

53: Do you save money or spend it?

54: What’s the last thing you purchased?

55: Love or lust?

56: In a relationship?

57: How many relationships have you had?

58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

59: Where were you yesterday?

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

61: Are you wearing socks right now?

62: What’s your favourite animal?

63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

64: Where is your best friend?

65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.

66: What is your heritage?

67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?

68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?

69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?

70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.

74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?

76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

77: How can I win your heart?

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?

79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

80: What size shoes do you wear?

81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

82: What is your favourite word?

83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.

84: What is a saying you say a lot?

85: What’s the last song you listened to?

86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?

87: What is your current desktop picture?

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?

91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

96: Do you have any relatives in jail?

97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?

98: Ever been on a plane?

99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?