Melvindina

The kind of mf that's into shit that barely has 40 people innit. just a hetalia/balkantalia personal blog idk Pa liri, ska mu dhi

[opulentgrace]

you know it's bad when yugotalia characters appear in your dreams

[melvindafirst]

not really related to yugotalia unfortunately but i remember once having a dream where i was in a school like facility and i went inside a classroom to only find the hetalia allies and axis group just chilling there, they just stared at me for a minute before then france tried to make a move on me and i woke up 💔💔💔... weird ass dream

[robulz]

yugotalia doodle dump :)

[dakaneeee]

Ljilja mali knindza

[melvindafirst]

missed oppurturnity to draw him in this goofy ass pose with the biggest shit eating grin possible

[bz-i]

New fanfic but its 12 pages of describing the exact feeling of maggots wriggling in between intestines and hair and then reader gets to kiss Otto Dix

[melvindafirst]

hot

[yaoxsblog]

Today on Yaoxposting: Yugotalia as Star Wars alien species

Except Enis. He’s human, I just wanted to draw him lol.

Guide in case some of there aren’t clear:

Herze - mirialan

Serbia - zabrak

Monte - nautolan

Cro - chiss

Slo- pantoran

Mace - togruta

Srpska - also a zabrak, just a young one

[dakaneeee]

SANDZAK HEADCANOND

HEY CHAT GET PREPARED FOR SANDŽAK HEADCANONS OR MORE SO JUST CANONS BECAUSE I MADE HER UP LOL

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

1. Her human name is Emina Avdić. Avdić is just a common name from the area, though Emina was shamelessly stolen off of Šantić’s poem of the same name.

2. Relationship wise she is in the same spot as Srpska, which means everyone sort of finds her annoying except one person, but even then it’s a love hate relationship, that other person being Enis. She does love him but he might find her as a bit of a bother, I don’t think Herze would mind her much though.

3. Speaking of Enis, she’s more conservative and more religious than he is (tho that’s not a hard thing to beat, he’s basically secular)

4. She does look up to him, probably as a kind of islamic father figure (because uncle Turkey doesn’t care about her anymore) but i think she realized he isn’t as serious as she is about this whole Islam thing

5. She kind of dislikes everyone around her quietly, like they all know about it but she isn’t screaming it out as most of them are.

6. She shows that hate in little actions, or just by being straight up unpleasant

7. I have yet to decide wether she lives with Montenegro or Serbia? I guess both, maybe she just switches around if the other gets too annoying to deal with. Im edging to just say Serbia because then she’d be the opposite of Srpska but we’ll see

8. Typically they both make her do chores around the house, Monte especially, because it’s “a woman’s job to do so”, Vuk cares less.

9. Sometimes she does visit the BiH household though, she probably prefers staying there rather than with Serbia or Montenegro but I don’t think they let her go often

10. She might get along with Kosovo, fuck they might be related because of the Albanians that came to Sandžak in the past

11. Taller (~175 cm?)

12. Long legs and slim figure, typical beauty standard especially because she’s blonde

13. She wears converse, it’s all she ever wears in modern day LOL

14. She always has her white headscarf on, it’s like her distinguishing feature

15. Tho in general she typically wears lighter clothes, possibly with red accents.

16. Heterosexual most definitely

17. She doesn’t get laid anyways she’s too proper for that

18. Her and Srpska are around the same age (so I guess similar to Kosovo and Vojvodina in physical age as well?), they both appeared at the start of the Ottoman period

19. she was just quickly adopted by Turkey and kept safe like that

20. During this time period she was mostly shielded by him, though in the 1800s she met Ilija for the first time after he was islamized fully and most likely became a janissary. To keep it simple they dated and were smitten with each other

21. It’s true that janissaries actually couldn’t get married or well… date, though at this time the janissaries did start breaking the rules and rebelling against the sultan, so it could personify that

22. They fell apart after he ran off to start his own uprisings, she just felt betrayed

23. To this day she reminds me of all the glory he lost, so they basically hate each other now 💔

24. Tho, „Emina” by Šantić was also probably Srpska talking about her

25. She’s the reason he became an incel

26. She has a silver ibrik (same one mentioned in the poem haha) which she uses to beat people with when it’s full of water, mostly Montenegro and Serbia.

27. Chronically offline, she doesn’t know what a tik tok is

28. She loves reconnecting with nature whenever she’s upset

29. In fact she wants to live by herself, but she’s too poor to afford anything so she’s stuck with the two idiots for now

30. She likes gardening i feel

31. She appreciates ethnic music over anything else, buttttttt I think she’d also like Zabranjeno Pušenje

32. She prefers being outside, not in the city way but in the villager way

33. Not shy, just aggressively introverted, in the meaning that she pushes people she doesn’t know well away, in the literal sense probably

34. She plays sudoku :DDDDDDDD

35. Very clever and probably kicks ass at chess also

36. Fluent in Bosnian and Turkish, probably knows some albanian, arabic a teeeenyyyy tiny bit also

I might expand on her relations with the others furthermore, especially srpska cause i didn’t give their lovestory justice

Good night chat

[tsvetochnyiholm]

[dakaneeee]

Republic of srpska x kosovo (yuri)

Is the Yugotalia fandom ready to move onto lesbians

When i was 15 i saw 2 girls kiss for the first time

Četnikuša x Šiptarka otp

[melvindafirst]

Hot 🤤🤤🔥🔥🥵🥵

[melvindafirst]

Which yugotalia characters need more love

alr, alr my (obvious) answer is kosovo, bro definitely needs alot more fanart, love, care and attention about him. The general idea of his personality being some rebellious emo ass (although slightly traumatized) teenage nation is pretty intriguing to me due to the somewhat massive amounts of history involved in the region. While there is a decent amount of content with kosovo (especially on instagram with all the art made by stockphotosbun go check her out her art is amazing😔🙏) i do think there should be more!! like maybe hcs or fanfics and honestly anything really

considering I'm from there i will try to provide some personal interpretation i have about his character while also inconsistently posting memes or random shit about life and culture (maybe also interesting facts or history) in kosovo.

[dakaneeee]

Gorski Vijenac fan club meetup gone wrong

MonteHerze because i and i and the ahahahahaha

In reality im just a serbian ethnonationalist with talent

Did you know a chunk of Hercegovina is in Montenegro? Yeah it’s called Old Hercegovina, it isn’t in Foča after all

[melvindafirst]

sexist mountaineer himbo x gaslight gatekeep girlboss???? instant ship material

[bz-i]

Thought on dražen ? I never understood his character...

Imagine... Johnny Rotten, but from Zagreb. For some reason, he attends Church every Sunday and every other day runs a hidden fascist underground sex ring, where he can't really do his job properly because of this one short blonde guy (who also happens to be a co-founder) who insists that Laibach plays there 24/7. Well, the YU-edition Johnny prefers Rammstein, Wizo, or maybe even Depeche Mode, and he strongly believes that Laibach suck and Rammstein are superior and that they were first. This usually results in the blonde guy hitting him with a cross saying they stole Laibach's cross logo, deep vocals and electro-intervals. Also everyone wants to stab him because he is too sexy.

[melvindafirst]

all the more reasons to love this fucker 😩✊

[melvindafirst]

''Jalal'' is such a dumbass name to give to kosovo, I'm from there and I have NEVER met nor heard of ONE goddamn person with this godforsaken name. Instead of giving kosovo an actual albanian popular name (ex gentian, driton,arianit,ylldrit,bekim,besim,luan ect) tix really decided to go through the himaruya-way by giving him an obscure, extremely rare and goofy-sounding ass name that literally no one from the country has expect maybe a good 40 people at best

[bz-i]

serbia the moe lester

Anon you know god damn well every single one of those Yugotan men did their part sometime during history. But

Glad vukism has been declining since 2018. Very overrated.

[melvindafirst]

they have atleast ended up once on the sex offender registry

[melvindafirst]

alr, alr, idk where the hell have I heard this hc but i like the idea of fem albania being a burrnesha (basically a nearly existinct albanian tradition where a woman dresses and lives her life as a man for varies reasons) for like a short period between the ottoman times until the 1920s where women in albania started to get more independent

[melvindafirst]

Just had a weird ass dream about how tix returned in 2021 after like 7 to 8 years to post some shitty yugo hcs that I dont remember about and then disappeared for like another 3 years

[stockpheebphoob]

Since I’m posting to Tumblr now: Albania and Kosovo wiki pages I Made, if you Want to Read.

Since Kosovo doesn’t have Much canon information: I had to Write all the Descriptions by Myself… And, if you Notice in my Drawings, I don’t use his “Canon” height (The one on his DeviantArt description). I think Tix wanted to Make him Younger than he is, because he Looks like 13 to me. But, since the Fandom decided he’s 16, I think 163cm is Too Short. I usually draw him Closer to 175cm. (I don’t follow Much of his “Canon”, actually… I only Really use Tix’ design [which, even then, is Very deviated from The Original…] So, sorry about That)

I’ll update the ArtWork often, so don’t Expect most of this to Stay There. Just know, though, My Tumblr has a Glitch where I Can’t comment on This Account for Whatever Reason. If you Comment on One of my Posts and get a Reply from an account called Stockphitos, just know It’s Me on my Alt… Anyways, I added Too Much now. I hope you All Enjoy, I’m open to Any Criticism you Have of the Character or Description ✨\(^u^