Don't Shoot

melvin harris; i can't breathe

[avasuxs-blog]

Is her bottle ready?

[melvinharrisrp]

When you asked to hang out, this isn't what I expected to be doing.

[melvinharrisrp]

@melvinharris:i should probablly sign to hit-boy cause i've got all the hits, boy.

[melvinharrisrp]

[parenthoodfan]

[lovelyasia]

[melvinharrisrp]

@melvinharris: igloo australia is funny. criticism has nothing to do with you having a vagina.

[avasuxs-blog]

Well you’re the one who doesn’t have one in the first place.

[melvinharrisrp]

I don't pick favorites.

[avasuxs-blog]

I didn’t say that I didn’t have one — I don’t have just one. I have Haley, Nikki, and Olivia. 

[melvinharrisrp]

And you expect to be mine when I'm not yours? That's unfair.

[avasuxs-blog]

I don’t have just one.

[melvinharrisrp]

So why should I have one?

[avasuxs-blog]

So I’ll take the place.

[melvinharrisrp]

Who's your favorite friend?

[avasuxs-blog]

Well who’s your favorite friend?

[melvinharrisrp]

I don't think I have a favorite friend.

[avasuxs-blog]

Nope — favorite is better.

[melvinharrisrp]

I'm not so sure about that.

[avasuxs-blog]

Am I your favorite friend?

[melvinharrisrp]

Favorite friend? Isn't that a best friend?

[avasuxs-blog]

That I am. I guess I could do you the favor.

[melvinharrisrp]

It's what friends are for.

[kyleok]

What’s pathetic is she actually thinks she can use you to get over me. Why do you think I keep telling you to ask her yourself? Obviously you’re not going to believe me, you have no reason to. She’ll tell you the truth. Or you could ask her best friend who told me that she loves me, I doubt she’d lie about something like that. 

[melvinharrisrp]

Oh, because you're oh-so-perfect and who could ever possibly get over you? I'm done listening to your shit. Bye.

[avasuxs-blog]

And how would I do that?

[melvinharrisrp]

You're an attractive female.

[kyleok]

I say everyone’s in love with me as a joke, not because I really believe it. Audrey is different though. She even admitted she had feelings for me a few days ago, while you two were in a relationship.

[melvinharrisrp]

Why would I actually listen to you, Kyle? Every one knows you have a habit for ruining people's relationships. It's pathetic.