Treat Yo'self

Hi I'm Kelly Welcome to my meme hell

[marcelshorjian]

anatomy of a humiliation

[ixtaek]

[bold-baddie]

[animentality]

[meme-thirsty]

Everytime I see your icon of Obama I get really happy lol

I love you

[niyarest]

need you to see this banger combination of signs i saw today

[lindwurm-prince]

[corin-tuckers-left-one]

No smeeking??

[beastsoulart]

what if venusaur with tiny rainfrog ass

[cognitohazardous]

me: hmm time to google something

google every time: can i PLEASE have your location PLEASE 🥺🥺🥺 I need to know where you live so BAD 😫😫😫😫 Where do you fucking from?????? 😩😩😩😩😩😩

[identityarchitect]

there are like five rules to life and those rules are

1. eat 3 meals a day & keep a snack on u

2. always have a non alcoholic drink with you

3. never trust anything you think about your life after 8-9pm

4. do a little something for urself every day

5. interact with a Beast at least once a day (human, feline, canine, lizard, bird, etc)

and the secret 6th rule:

6. if you can’t do all of those rules, just do the ones you can

[bogleech]

The thing society as a whole doesn’t understand about nature is that absolutely nothing is just a worm or just a bug or just a plain little fish that does nothing but swim around and eat until it dies. Every single animal has a complicated life and habits. Minnows make nests out of pebbles. Slugs have courtship rituals. Fruit flies have territorial battles and when they can’t get laid they become alcoholics all in those few days that they even exist on earth. Just the functions of the different body parts of a dust mite can fill a lecture and we still don’t completely understand everything about its life habits or its biochemistry.

[onenicebugperday]

Little guys contain multitudes

[shirtsthatgohard]

[lolwtfmemes]

[peachdelta]

cicadian rhythm

[tempestpaige]

DONT SEND THEM HERE

[teamcapwasrightandishouldsayit]

fuck elon musk

[chaosandstardust]

Ah, memories

[portraitoftheoddity]

Thinking about how my mom tried to “seduce” my dad when they were in college together by sneaking oranges into his backpack, because she grew up food insecure and feeding someone/sharing food was a big deal with her upbringing with a lot of emotional meaning–

and meanwhile my poor dad is just convinced that he’s been haunted by some citrus poltergeist because why the fuck are there always oranges in his bag he swears he did not put there???