cat burglar

i'm pretty great, and so are cats

[incorrectbatfam]

Clark: Batman, they’ve got guns.

Bruce: And I haven’t, which makes me the better person, don’t you think? They can shoot me dead, but the moral high ground is mine.

[incorrectbatfam]

Clark: You've been really stressed so I thought I would take you for a spa day, just you and me.

Bruce: A what day?

Clark: A spa day.

Bruce: What is this word 'spa'? I feel like you're starting to say a word and you're not finishing it. Are you trying to say 'spaghetti'? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Selina kissed me!

Clark, gasping: NO!

Hal, squealing: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

Bruce: It's unbelievable.

Hal: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

Clark: Okay, okay, we wanna hear everything. Hal, get the wine and unplug the phone. Bruce, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Bruce: Oh it ended VERY well.

Hal, running in with wine glasses: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Clark: Alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips, or was it like, a you know, 'I gotta have you now' kinda thing?

Bruce: Well, at first it was really intense, you know, and then...oh god, and then we just sorta sunk into it...

Clark and Hal, squealing: Aww!

-

[eating pizza casually]

Selina: And uh, and then I kissed him.

Ivy: Tongue?

Selina: Yeah.

Harley: Cool.

[studdedrose]

[potato-lesbian]

today is Jewish lesbian appreciation day

you can only reblog this everyday

[i-mean-its-practically-canon]

Bruce: I’ll be gone for a while, and Dick is in charge.

Dick: Yes!

Bruce: And Barbara’s in charge of Dick.

[i-mean-its-practically-canon]

Stephanie: Who’s in charge of me?

Bruce : I don’t care.

[i-mean-its-practically-canon]

Jason: I’ll be in charge of you if you’ll be in charge of me.

Stephanie: Excellent.

Bruce: No. Dick is in charge of Jason.

Jason: I don’t want Dick to be in charge of me!

Dick: Then you should’ve been born first.

Stephanie: Can’t argue with that logic.

[robinheartsandtakinnames]

YEET I’M IN CHARGE

[greenlanternsucks]

What’s a yeet?

[memecatwoman]

THIS IS YOUR FAULT DICKSON

[greenlanternsucks]

Ah, a Bea has yote into my heart

[memecatwoman]

I don’t u n d e r s t a n d

[valtsv]

necromancy 101 professor: those of you who are here because you want to reanimate freud just to kill him again please put your hands up so i can- *the entire class raises their hands*

[i-mean-its-practically-canon]

Bruce: I’ll be gone for a while, and Dick is in charge.

Dick: Yes!

Bruce: And Barbara’s in charge of Dick.

[i-mean-its-practically-canon]

Stephanie: Who’s in charge of me?

Bruce : I don’t care.

[i-mean-its-practically-canon]

Jason: I’ll be in charge of you if you’ll be in charge of me.

Stephanie: Excellent.

Bruce: No. Dick is in charge of Jason.

Jason: I don’t want Dick to be in charge of me!

Dick: Then you should’ve been born first.

Stephanie: Can’t argue with that logic.

[robinheartsandtakinnames]

YEET I’M IN CHARGE

[greenlanternsucks]

What’s a yeet?

[memecatwoman]

THIS IS YOUR FAULT DICKSON

[theresbloodonyouu]

[spookyloop]

Philipp Plein S/S Ready-To-Wear 2019 (Source)

[queerlynx]

Real Neko Atsume Cats 

I know there’s already a similar post floating around, but I had already planned on making my own, and I had very specific breed headcanons! Also, this one includes the most recent cats :3 

[coffeefordage]

Now THIS is the content I signed up for!

[alaspoor-yorick]

@crikadelic

[catscenter]

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

IT’S CALLED A CAT WALK!!!! SHE DID NOTHING WRONG.

[supermememan]

@memecatwoman?

[memecatwoman]

SHE DID NOTHING WRONG

[kurawastaken]

whispers could you draw selina kyle/catwoman? she's my favorite character and insanely beautiful... i feel like your art could really capture that :^)

There you go! 

[porterr-robinson]

[mazqueen]

The Alvarezes  +  ¡Dale!

[bats-n-birds]

Hey real quick before Valentine’s Day ends

[zooophagous]

My cat, angry that I won’t let him eat styrofoam and die: Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow!

Me: cry about it you stupid fuck

[kendrysaneela]

Have you ever heard someone say something SO straight that you can’t even process it right away? Like it’s not homophobic or ignorant or anything its just SO straight that you have to sit there for a few minutes silently because your queer brain can’t even process it?