RP Meme Hell V1.0

An archive blog for RP memes. Feel free to reblog any memes from this blog to your own blogs, and don't worry about sending any of the prompts in!

[memedeas]

Fate/Strange Fake Starters p.3

Prologue III

“My faith is weak.“ “Are you... the mage... who has summoned me...“ “Our god most-compassionate... has no chalice....” “I shall cleanse... the heretic magi....” “How much I have yet to learn.” “How bewitching, resplendent, dainty, picturesque, cute!“ “Oh, what a tragic mistake I have made—“ “I cannot find the words to describe __!” “I was as careful as I could be! And it didn’t even matter!” “In that case, I had best put on a new face from here on out.” “__ fingers reached the very core of my being.... An arm so simple, and yet ever so fiendish!” “I suppose I need not tire of the world quite yet....” “Nary could I allow __ to vanish without a name!” “Of course not! Who would dare let such a thing go to waste!?” “I will desecrate them and defile them!” “What greater pleasure could there be!?” “I will make that beautiful Servant kneel before me, and I will destroy __“ “As fellow heretics in this land, let us be the best of friends!”

Prologue IV

“The city-wide surveillance system is surprisingly impotent.” “At first we thought the mage to be a fool, but it seems that __ is quite capable.” “I am afraid that cannot be so.“ “We need only to eliminate __.” “Sup, bro! How ya doin’?” “Call one in for me tonight, bro. Help a brutha’ out.” “I am no brother of yours.” “Don’t tell me you forgot about how we made a blood oath! We’re blood brothers!“ “I sure as heck am not a Hero myself.” “But if you want to treat me like a hero, that is A-OK.” “’Specially when it comes to the ladies.“ “Enough with the implausible tall tales.“ “If you have time to tell lies, you have time to work.“ “Step into my shoes for a bit, man!” “More importantly, I want to see what kind of drama comes out of this war.” “But at this rate, I’m gonna go mad from all this work!” “Return to your work with all due speed.” “Man, you’re a real wet blanket.“ “A mere copy is of no value to us.” “A counterfeit that does not surpass the original object will be of no avail.” “I’m so happy I could cry. Not!” “And then you come along and drag me out of bed. And look at me now!” “This is a load of crap. Who’d want to hear a story like this?!” “I believe that you have the power to invent tales that surpass even the greatest legends.” “Look, bro, I don’t give a rat’s behind about your compliments.“ “If you’re going to do that, show me a draft first.” “We must use every means available to us to lure him into a state of weakness.” “—and then we will murder him, honorably.” “That is not my concern now.” “Effective immediately, that will be your codename.” "As a mage, I swear this.” “You are justice incarnate.” “What’s this? It kind of feels like you’re giving me the cold shoulder.” “Can’t I drop in even if I don’t have business?” “Oh, so I’m an outsider now?” “You’ve sure gotten high and mighty, newbie.” “Still, that was a masterpiece.” “If I was judging the Golden Raspberry Awards, I wouldn’t hesitate to nominate you for Worst Actor!” “I wasn’t trying to put on a show. I only stated the truth.” “Could it be that you seriously believe you’re justice?” “You’re one of the perpetrators of this grand scam, remember.” “Wow! I wish I had your nerve!“ “I do take pride in the fact that my actions are the results of just beliefs.” “Don’t worry so much.“ “Don’t you see how wonderful this is?” “I never thought I’d get another chance to have my way with that holy maiden!” “Turn __ into a pile of cinders that aren’t even good for pig slop!” “Oh, it’s incredible! It’s the best!” “I couldn’t manage to break __ spirit back then.” “I’m sure that will get to __!” “Don’t you think it’s just wonderful?” “I will do it if it becomes necessary, but I do not consider it a laudable action.” “You’re so uptight. A real stick in the mud.” “Don’t you ever get tired of being a hero?” “It’s so much easier when you know you’re the bad guy, you know?” “Whatever you do, you can just pass it off with a ‘Because I’m the bad guy.’” “Acting crazy is easy, too. You can just pass off anything you do with a ‘Because I’m crazy.’”” “Oh, but justice works the same way! Sorry about that!” “Why don’t I go and keep __ company?” “Hurry up and return to headquarters. Without any unnecessary detours.” “Yes, yes, I’ll wait my turn like a good __...” “Play the mastermind as long as you can, you old bitch.”

[memedeas]

Fate/Strange Fake Starters p.2

Prolouge II

You know what you are? In a word, you’re an imbecile.” “Oh, come on! At least describe me with three words!” “You’re a cretin and an imbecile.” “There are no other words to describe you.” “For fuck’s sake! Don’t bloody go around yelling about that in the hallways!” “It certainly isn’t something a rotten little whippersnapper ought to know about!” “I was a bit curious, so I eavesdropped!” “That was a top-secret meeting, you twit!" “Er, well, see, I know I shouldn’t have, but I was really, reaaally curious...” “A talented idiot is the most dangerous kind of idiot...” “I’ll pretend I never heard any of this.” “Quit harassing me about this.” “I just, you know, I need some kind of item to summon a hero,right?!“ “I’d rather have you face the firing squad than make a contract with you!” “If it really exists, I’ve just gotta see what it looks like!” “Do you understand what a war of mage against mage really entails?“ “You might well experience things worse than death, and end up being killed gruesomely.” “Now I want to see it even more!” “Tell me this: do you have what it takes to kill somebody?” “Hell, maybe you could even have a chess boxing match!” “If I made friends with six Heroes, I’d be an awesome mage! We could even conquer the world!” “Don’t call me that to my face!” “You’re making fun of me, aren’t you? You are making fun of me, you clod!” “I’ll think up a new nickname for you. It’ll be perfect!” “How about ‘Magical Miniskirt Professor’!?” “Fuck off and die!” “Son of a fuck... he’s back again?” “What, do you want this?” “Thank you so much! I mean, really, thank you so very much!“ “I suppose I’m in no position to talk, but-” “As partners in search of the Holy Grail, let us be jolly chums.” “You have summoned me before the eyes of the public, and without an altar at that!” “Man, I’m really sorry about summoning you this way.” “Well, that is quite alright—in fact, it speaks volumes about your excellence as a mage.” “What’s that there knife for? “You’re acting mighty suspicious.” “My true name is— To be frank, I do not know.” “Because you were nobody at all, you gained the power to become anybody at all.” “I would have possessed your body and gone on a maddened rampage. “Well, in any case, let us just say that I would be swimming in blood by now.” “I was enshrined in legend as a symbol of madness.” “Why did you not attempt to hypnotize me... or use some other form of magic?” “I was worried about your competence for a moment there.” “I suppose I ought to inform you... but I beg you, please do not laugh at me.” “I am a mere fable, with no real presence.“ “...Do people ever tell you that you lack decorum?” “Ahaha, they totally do! All the time! Thanks!” “I love people like you! You know, men of mystery with secret identities and all that!” “Using my abilities, we can infiltrate any place whatsoever, and slay the enemy.” “Let’s just enjoy the sun for a while.“

[memedeas]

Fate/Strange Fake Starters p.1

Prologue “Extra”

"What a wretched age we live in." "Never mind that. More importantly, need we really be so concerned about that thing?" "For it is the true desire of all magi, yet at the same time a mere means to the ultimate end." "Those wretches from the Church will surely turn up."  “But I would prefer for that not to happen.” “We would’ve liked to begin the war with an exact copy...” “You ought not to make light of a young nation.” “Of course, the only thing you really know about me is my name.” “Do not underestimate me, child.” “I’m not underestimating you, sir.” “Thanks for the dance. That was pretty funny.” “You look thirty years younger now!” “Think more along the lines of a Japanese anime or a Hollywood flick.” “That’s all there is to them.” “This fellow, who wasn’t even here in the first place.” “I’ll bet he’s all in a tizzy now!” “He would have. Just as planned.” “Consider this a declaration... our warning to the magi.”

Prologue I

“So, you are a jester, knave?” "Amuse me with more elegant screams. This will not suffice.” “Your humble servant begs permission to present __self before you.” “I am most grateful for this privilege.“ “He was unworthy of facing justice at your hands.” “Though I did order that this key be created, I did not need it, and so I did away with it.” “If you do so, I will not have to slay you.” “Those with magic are no different than those without.” “Who are these knaves?” “You seem to understand who is worthy of your worship.” “This war will be a mere trifle to me, it is only fitting that I treat it accordingly: as a childish game.” “Is it you...?” “It is an elixir of youth.“ “You are but a mere child. Act as one.”

[memedeas]

I Must Confess in Threes

Blab: Three secrets I'm keeping.

Mwah: Three people I'd like to kiss.

Similar: Three members of the same sex I find attractive.

Different: Three members of the opposite sex I find attractive

Pastime: Three hobbies I have.

Doing: Three habits that I have.

Psst: Three things that I've always wanted to tell you.

Shh: Three things I wouldn't wan't my parents to know

Dream: Three wishes I have.

Want: Three things I would do to you if we were alone.

[horrificmemes]

Rotten Relationship Sentence Starters

Trigger warning - heavy themes related to emotional abuse, manipulation, and hinted domestic abuse incoming. Note that the mun does not make light of abuse of any sort, but this has been one of the most highly and persistently suggested subjects in the askbox.

“Get out. Your face is making me sick today.” “I’m only with you out of charity, you know that, right?” “Who are you talking to? Let me see the phone number.” “If I ever see them hanging around the house again, you’re not leaving for a week.” “What did you tell them? Were you talking about me? Be honest.” “You know what the punishment is for lying to me, right?” “Go ahead, walk out the door. I’ll make sure your whole family knows you were the one who hurt me.” “That was supposed to be a secret? Whoops. My bad.” “I could leave you any time I want.” “I love you. But that doesn’t mean you can do whatever you like.” “Whoops. Looks like you got broken glass on the floor. Clean that up, will you?” “You don’t need friends, honey. I’m your friend.” “I don’t care if they invited you. Tonight you’re spending time with me. And tomorrow night. And the night after that.” “Call them and tell them you never want to see them again. Do it.” “I’m going out, and I’m locking the house. If I see the rug by the door shifted even the tiniest bit, I’m going to be very cross with you.” “Come on now, stop crying. It makes you look so sloppy.” “What’s wrong with you?” “Yes, great job, you’re fucking up this whole relationship.” “It’s obvious you’re not trying hard enough.” “Give me your phone. I want to see who you’ve been talking to.” “I saw something very suspicious on the security cameras from yesterday.” “You can’t leave me. You know what I’ll do if you try.” “Don’t yell. The neighbors will get the wrong impression.” “You’re doing this to yourself. If only you’d just behave.” “I didn’t change after we met, you did. It’s not my fault you’re not fit for this kind of love.” “I love you more than anyone else ever will. Remember that.” “You don’t really want to leave. I can tell you still care about me.” “When we go out, I want to see a smile on your face the entire time. No excuses.” “They’re lying to you about being your friend. I’m the only one telling you the truth.” “You don’t need them anymore.” “Erase their phone number. Better yet, here, let me do it for you.” “Sometimes I just hate you so much.” “Do you know how easy it would be for me to slit your throat while you’re sleeping? Well,goodnight, love.” “I know everyone in town. I can ask where you’ve been spending your time.” “Who would they believe? You or me?”

[tinyrpresources]

send in ✄ for my muse to react to yours dying, and being unable to save them

[alannasroleplaymemes-moved]

Starters With Feeling

I’ll randomly generate a number 1-20 to determine what emotion my character will feel in the starter.

Frustration

Ecstasy

Fear

Disgust

Rage

Lust

Surprise

Jealousy

Anxiety

Despair

Admiration

Shame

Pride

Confusion

Happiness

Pity

Patience

Wonder

Calm

Stress

[rpmemesandmusings]

betrayal sentence starters 

“ What are you saying? “

“ You… You lied to me? “

“ I trusted you! “ 

“ I never liked you anyway. “

“ I can’t believe you! “

“ I always hated you. “

“ How could you do this to me? “

“ What the hell are you doing? “

“ I can’t believe you’d do this to me. “

“ I thought we were friends! “

“ I thought you cared about me! “

“ I never really cared about you. “ 

“ You never really cared about me, did you? “

“ You’re a horrible person. “

“ I wish I never met you. “

“ I’m leaving. “

“ You meant the world to me. Did you know that? “

“ What happened to ‘ best friends forever? ‘ “ 

“ What happened to us? “

“ I… I’m so sorry. “

“ All of this was just a lie? “

“ You’re just going to leave me here? “

“ Stop. Just shut up. I don’t want to hear it anymore. “

“ T-This is all some sort of twisted joke, right? You’re not really doing this? “

“ You’re lying. You have to be lying. Please tell me you’re lying. “ 

“ I only have one question. Why? “

“ I thought I was worth more to you than this. “ 

“ I guess I hate you too, now. “ 

“ I was never really your friend. “ 

[memedeas]

Horrible Truths ||Starter Sentences||

"I wish I could lie, but I can't, and I honestly think that..."

"The truth is..."

"Okay, fine, you want the truth?"

"The truth is going to hurt... a lot."

"I'll tell you the truth."

"Now, how about we hear MY side of the story since yours is so obviously a lie?"

"The truth isn't just going to hurt, it's going to burn."

"Please tell me the truth.. please? Even if it hurts..."

"Don't! Don't lie to me anymore! I want the truth!"

"You need to hear the truth from me, nobody else."

"I want the entire truth, no lies, no leaving anything out. Got it? Good."

"Just, please... don't lie this time.."

"They say the truth will set you free. Let's apply that to this situation, shall we?"

[horrificmemes]

Send me 🔪 to put a knife to my muse’s throat and see how they react.

[bluesmemethings]

various starters

❛  you’re a weapon and weapons don’t weep.  ❜

❛  hurt me once, I’ll kill you twice.  ❜

❛  never trust a survivor until you learn what they did to stay alive.  ❜

❛  death is the only god that comes when you call.  ❜

❛  I am teeth. I am royal. you are nothing to me.  ❜

❛  the sun will rise and we will try again.  ❜

❛  we’re just kids. we aren’t supposed to be heroes.  ❜

❛  I like my women like I like my Absinthe: bitter and intoxicating.  ❜

❛  what doesn’t kill me better run.  ❜

❛  she wasn’t looking for a knight. she was looking for a sword.  ❜

❛  don’t dehumanize bad people, because it’s their humanity which makes what they’ve done so terrifying.  ❜

❛  she isn’t just pretty. she is otherworldly and vaguely threatening.  ❜

❛  magic is not good or evil. is a knife evil? only if the wielder is.  ❜

❛  I don’t want your crown. see, I’ve come to burn your kingdom down.  ❜

❛  they broke my wings. they forgot I have claws.  ❜

❛  all that blood was never beautiful, it was just red.  ❜

❛  what do you do when there’s no hero in the story? simple. you kill the monster and crown yourself.  ❜

❛  how terrible it is, to love something that death can touch.  ❜

❛  you may not be interested in war, but it is interested in you.  ❜

❛  I feel divinity in my bones like aching. like fire.  ❜

❛  you make me feel and I don’t like it. I want it to stop. now.  ❜

❛  you are losing my interest and that is very dangerous.  ❜

❛  she will burn your kingdoms down, herself with it, if it means your ruin.  ❜

❛  it’s okay to be scared. it means your about to do something brave.  ❜

❛  she looks like divine absolution.  ❜

❛  I will not be another flower, picked for my beauty and left to die. I will be wild, difficult to find and impossible to forget.  ❜

❛  be careful with words. they can be forgive, but never forgotten.  ❜

❛  you not wanting me was the beginning of me wanting myself.  ❜

❛  I’m tired of fighting. for once, I want to be fought for.  ❜

❛  never run back to what broke you.  ❜

❛  I was quite, but not blind.  ❜

❛  your gut knows what’s up. trust that bitch.  ❜

❛  we all eat lies when our hearts are hungry.  ❜

❛  do not judge my story by the chapter you walked in on.  ❜

❛  I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, wishing it was a donut.  ❜

❛  you can miss something but not want it back.  ❜

❛  you can’t save people, you can only love them.  ❜

❛  I came, I saw, I made it awkward.  ❜

❛  we buy shite we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like.  ❜

❛  you’re always one decision away from a different life.  ❜

❛  my brain has too many tabs open.  ❜

❛  I’m not saying I hate you, just that you’re like the Monday of people.  ❜

❛  there’s no ‘we’ in fries.  ❜

❛  apology accepted, trust denied.  ❜

❛  death and I have been scandalously intimate for some time now.  ❜

❛  life happens. coffee helps.  ❜

❛  I am mine before I am ever anyone else’s.  ❜

❛  I rely a bit too heavily on alcohol and irony.  ❜

❛  very early in my life it was already too late.  ❜

❛  is that a threat or are you flirting with me.  ❜

❛  was the use of force necessary in completing your objectives?  ❜

❛  I’ll let you drag me to hell if it means you’ll hold my hand.  ❜

❛  I do bad things, and I do them very well.  ❜

❛  you drink too much, you cuss too much and you have questionable morals. you’re everything I ever wanted.  ❜

❛  they will kill you, but first they will have to catch you.  ❜

❛  drugs might kill you but they’ll never break your heart.  ❜

❛  good girls are just bad girls that haven’t been caught.  ❜

❛  a pretty face doesn’t guarantee a pretty heart.  ❜

❛  no airbag, we die like men.  ❜

❛  true evil is, above all, seductive.  ❜

❛  it takes more courage to suffer than to die.  ❜

❛  you must be lucky to avoid the wolf every time. but the wolf? he only needs enough luck to catch you once.  ❜

❛  justice is vengeance in prettier packaging.  ❜

[frcmmemetoyou]

send me ✮ for my muse to tell you exactly what they think of yours, complete honesty. 

[ghostling]

Four Word . Prompts

“Please, come with me.”

“You’re always number one.”

“I can’t do this.”

“I won’t let you.”

“Maybe I’m just crazy.”

“I’m not even sorry.”

“Honestly, just stop it.”

“I believe in you.”

“Don’t be an ass.”

“Who were you with?”

“Please talk to me.”

“I can’t trust you.”

“I need you, though.”

“Don’t be fucking rude.”

“Is that my shirt?”

“So, it was you.”

“I need to go.”

“Just stay with me.”

“You can trust me.”

“Alright, I love you.”

“I’m sorry, but no.”

“Will you help me?”

“You’re a terrible cook.”

“Can you shut up!?”

“You love me, right?”

“I really need you.”

“I don’t love you.”

“I’m not doing this.”

“I really need you.”

“You don’t want me.”

“Let me help you.”

“You’re such a bitch.”

“I can’t do this.”

“You think you’re funny?”

“Hey, I said stop!”

“Will you marry me?”

“Wanna go out sometime?”

“I don’t want this.”

“You always this quiet?”

“Are you fucking insane!?”

“I don’t want you.”

“I’m not wearing that.”

“Sorry, were you sleeping?”

“This was never right.”

“You look really tired.”

“I’m out of here.”

“You need to go.”

[galleryofmemesnplots]

Send a ✮ & I’ll generate a number ( platonic edition )

or send a number for a hug/kiss 

cheek kiss

shy kiss

first kiss

forehead kiss

gentle kiss

scar kiss

hand kiss

friendly kiss

chaste kiss

spin the bottle kiss

an eskimo kiss

butterfly kisses ( eyelash kiss )

a kiss pressed to each fingertip

a kiss on the hairline

a kiss to the temples

a kiss to the corner of the mouth

a kiss to bruised skin

a kiss on the knuckles

Nose Kiss

Gentle Peck

Eyelid Kiss

Bear Hug

Sleepy hug

Cuddle hug

Unreciprocated hug

“Far too long since we’ve seen each other” hug

From behind hug

“Something scared me” hug

The Lift hug

One armed hug

Friendly hug

The emotional hug

Failed hug

Run and Jump hug

Side hug

Comforting hug

Family hug

Hug around waist

Clinging hug

‘’Don’t let go’’ hug

‘’I thought I’d never see you again” hug

Warm hug

Awkward hug

Cold hug

[vaememes]

° ✧ CROOKED KINGDOM PROMPTS.

❛ I would have come for you. ❜ ❛ If I couldn’t walk, I’d crawl to you. ❜ ❛ No matter how broken we were, we’d fight our way out together. ❜ ❛ We never stop fighting. ❜ ❛ Maybe there were people who lived those lives. ❜ ❛ But what about the rest of us? ❜ ❛ What about the nobody’s and the nothings, the invisible girls/boys? ❜ ❛ We learn to hold our heads as if we wear crowns. ❜ ❛ We learn to wring magic from the ordinary. ❜ ❛ When the world owed you nothing, you demanded something from it anyway. ❜ ❛ Fear is a phoenix, you can watch it burn a thousand times but still it will return. ❜ ❛ This is where you tell us how awful we are. ❜ ❛ I am grateful you’re alive. ❜ ❛ Lets not say things we don’t mean, my love. ❜ ❛ Crows remember human faces. ❜ ❛ How many times have you told me you’re a monster? ❜ ❛ Be the thing they all fear. ❜ ❛ I needed a catastrophe to shake me from the life I knew. ❜ ❛ You were an earthquake, a landslide. ❜ ❛ You’re a stampede. You are overwhelming. ❜ ❛ I don’t hold a grudge. I cradle it. ❜ ❛ People point guns at each other all the time in ______. ❜ ❛ This action will have no echo. ❜ ❛ Live with it long enough, you learn to like the taste. ❜ ❛ They all seem like practical choices. ❜ ❛ You don’t look like a monster. ❜ ❛ The really bad monsters never look like monsters. ❜ ❛ I have been made to protect you. ❜ ❛ Even in death, I will find a way. ❜ ❛ Do you really have a flying ship? ❜ ❛ You probably bartered your way out of the womb. ❜ ❛ They think they’d better cross the street. ❜ ❛ You’re not weak because you can’t read. ❜ ❛ You’re letting shame decide who you are. ❜ ❛ Now, what do they think when they see me coming? ❜ ❛ You’re weak because you’re afraid of people seeing your weakness. ❜ ❛ Thought of me? Late at night? What was I wearing? ❜ ❛ I’ve thought about your powers. ❜ ❛ You can only sharpen a blade so far. ❜ ❛ They don’t know what we’ve done. ❜ ❛ So let’s go show them they picked the wrong damn fight. ❜ ❛ Why do you guys say that, anyway? ❜ ❛ We like to keep our expectations low. ❜ ❛ Why not just say good luck or be safe? ❜ ❛ I really hope we don’t die. ❜ ❛ I’ve been nothing but kind to you. ❜ ❛ I’m not some sort of monster. ❜ ❛ At least a monster has teeth and a spine. ❜ ❛ Sometimes, the only way to get justice is to take it for yourself. ❜ ❛ This culture is disgusting. ❜ ❛ Now that sounds like a party. ❜ ❛ How about I bite your lip? ❜ ❛ We can endure all kinds of pain. ❜ ❛ How about I push you in the canal and we see if you know how to swim? ❜ ❛ I don’t like speculation. ❜ ❛ When fear arrives, something is about to happen. ❜ ❛ You are in so much trouble. ❜ ❛ I just raised the dead. Do you really want to argue with me? ❜

[feed-your-inbox]

Send 😰 for my muse to be put under a spell and forget who your muse is.

Your muse must try to help mine remember!

[memedeas]

Touch my muse! Touching is a quiet way of conveying your feelings, so tell me how you feel with your touch!

Top of head: Sibling affection/parental affection

Hair: Yearning

Ear: "I want you to hear me out."

Nose: "You're so cute."

Cheek: "I want to tell you I love you."/Deep affection/Devotion

Neck: Dislike/Hate/Disdain

Shoulder: Worry/Concern for other/Fear

Waist: Possessiveness/"You are mine."

Over the heart: "I love you."

Butt: Sexual attractiveness/lust

Hip: Interest

Back: Wanting to kill/will betray you one day

Stomach: Fun!/Silliness/"Wanna go cause some trouble?"

Forearm: Indifference/Don't particularly care for

Biceps: Aggravation/Irritation/"You are an idiot."

Fingers: Friendship/amicable

Wrist: Fear of losing you

Knee: "Don't worry, I'm here for you."

Chin: Beauty/attractiveness

Thigh: Sympathy/empathy

Calves: "I will cause you pain."

Feet: "I will serve you forever."/Deep devotion and and feelings of servitude/extreme fealty