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Anyway that’s why you wear wool and a life jacket babeeeyyyy
The important thing about wool is that it continues to keep you warm even when it’s soaking wet.
Other natural fibers don’t do this. In fact, quite the opposite. Campers and boaters are usually familiar with the phrase, “cotton kills.” If you’re wet in cotton or linen, your clothes actually sap heat from your body.
If you sink in a lake in late October like I did today, staying warm is important. I was rescued long before I would’ve actually died, but cold makes your muscles seize up, which isn’t good if you have to swim to land.
Which brings me around to life jackets. If the water’s cold enough, you may only have five-ten minutes until your muscles seize (today I probably had 40-60, more than enough time to get to land if I hadn’t been picked up), and you’ll drown.
In a life jacket, even in extremely cold water, you can float semi-conscious for perhaps another 30 minutes or so before you actually freeze to death, which is usually when someone rescues you.
What’s more, you probably know that moving around on land warms you up. Jumping jacks, jogging in place, etc.
In water, moving actually makes you colder. You need to stay still curled up in a ball, which you can only do in a life jacket.
In wool AND life jacket, you’re warm, and your head’s above water, which is pretty much your only and entire goal.
If you’re allergic to wool, synthetics are available specifically for this purpose. I know I always say natural fibers are the way to go, but when it comes to safety, wear what protects you!
Yep! A really simple “experiment” I learned as a kid and now use in my own courses is sticking your hand in ice water. Compare moving it around in the water to curling it up in a fist. The contrast is stark!
To increase your survival time in on cold water, you want to curl up! If you’re with others, you want to huddle!
Again, both are only possible when wearing a life jacket!
I know a lot of people are reblogging this for writing reference, but I like to believe that 7,000 people on this site were actually continually living in fear about this specific situation and that when the time comes, I’ve prepared them with what they need to know to survive.
fucked up an email at work today
this gun is way too big!!!
this is a gun that is too damn big!
c’mon now son, put the big gun down. this is a job for a big axe
my son. my giant onion son. do not go the way of the giant conflict. you may be very large too, but your heart is bigger.
it all belongs to her
we’ve literally just looped back around to 90’s psa interstitials
Transcript:
Brad: Hi, I’m brad!
Chad: And I’m Chad!
Thad: And I’m Thad.
Brad: And welcome to—
All three: Lessons with KOK!
Brad: Today, on lessons with KOK, we’re gonna learn about—
All three: Consent.
Thad: Hey Chad!
Chad: Hey Thad!
Thad: Can I slap your ass?
Chad: Absolutely!
Thad: *slaps Chad’s ass*
Thad and Chad: *high five* Nice!
Chad: Hey Thad!
Thad: Hey Chad!
Chad: Can I slap your ass?
Thad: Absolutely Not!
Chad: I respect your decision!
Thad and Chad: *high five* Nice!
Brad: Always remember: F.R.I.E.S.
Thad: Consent is: freely given,
Chad: Reversible,
Brad: Informed,
Thad: Enthusiastic,
Chad: And specific!
Brad: Thanks for tuning into—
All three: Lessons with KOK!
Chad: Nice cock!
Brad: Nice cock!
Thad: Nice cock!
All three: Nice cock!
THERES A TRANSCRIPT NOW
The universe is an ongoing explosion.
That's where you live.
In an explosion.
Also, we absolutely don't know what living is.
Sometimes atoms arranged in a certain way just get very haunted.
That's us.
When an explosion explodes hard enough, dust wakes up and thinks about itself.
And then writes about it.
when i press f
no. you know what? fuck you. *uncaramelizes your onions*
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good morning God has let me live another day and I’m about to make it everybody’s problem