GOODBYE HORSES

nick | 22 | aus

[radiofreederry]

[t00thpasteface]

just found out that giant squid meat is chock fucking full of ammonium ions to increase buoyancy so they would taste fucking disgusting if you tried to make calamari out of them. i mean i wasn't planning on it but a girl can dream right? nobody talk to me

[t00thpasteface]

[teenjournalist]

"Worthless Pig" Reported to have just booted up Sam and Max on Steam

[pathologictwo]

[varanusniloticus]

@brittikitty on insta

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Oh, I like this kid.

[00000000000000z-deactivated2022]

happy Mother’s Day to these two queens

[mxtomituck]

[gustaving]

“Oh Rascal Children of Gaza,” by Palestinian poet, Khaled Juma, 2014

[lewisrises]

stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. pick one sports team you hate and blame them for everything

[tsukinoinaba]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

Bartender! a dickless cock, please — with no balls.

[armed-saphire]

breaking bad in the monster high universe be like yo mista fright

[0v9]

"this is the X website" "this is the Y website!" there are millions of users, and 99% of them do not share any interests with you. this is the insular community website

[0v9]

?

[astralcities]

take my hand

[mummynapkin]

[buddwyer]

i was just awarded a six figure government grant to design an elaborate system of pulleys and ropes meant to help longhaul truck drivers jelq

[10mg]

Thats aweseome my whole kitchen just flooded from your bong cracking and spillimg everywhere repairs costing me .$1000 000 call me back

[buddwyer]

I don't have a phone anymore sorry it got soaked in boang water

[girls--complex]

My Art

[treasure-of-the-ancients]

Gold earring with glass head pendant, Phoenician/Carthaginian, 3rd-1st century BC

from The Metropolitan Museum of Art

[chimpachum]

This ancient Rockabilly pendant holds tremendous power

[trans]

[creepymutelilbugger]

just some of the pharaoh's curses I've collected during my travels through the ancient deserts