KITD

LVL 22 gimme fic recs plz in too many gd fandoms

[muramura-meimei-apple]

Me snorting isekai animes like it's my lifeline

[sharkfiinn]

[eldest-daughter-syndrome]

[chamom1le-t3a]

Valentines animation + doodle dumppp 🥹🥹

Happy valentines you bums

[zookie-art]

I genuinely can't stop thinking about these two. Help

(Prints in bio if anyone wants!)

[chamom1le-t3a]

Even more of the ship i always draw wow Im so entertained by these two

[nocek]

the best part of field trip experiments is a chance to become THE experiment yourself ;)

[gotham-blight]

There needs to be more weird Kryptonian biology added to fics. I want to see the most absurd behaviour from Clark.

Just think about the possibilities.

He could eat rocks, simply because he enjoys the texture. Most rocks don’t have a taste to him, but he particularly likes the crunch of harder things, like diamonds or basalt.

He could create warm nooks around the fortress/manor/his apartment for comfort when he’s scared, or much like a bird, when he’s stressed. Bonus points for dragging any child within grasp into it for security, whether it be his child, a robin, or even Krypto when nobody’s around.

He could follow obscure mating rituals that even he’s unaware of without the assistance of Jor-El. He doesn’t understand why he feels the need to be bright and flashy in Bruce’s presence, but he knows that if his cape isn’t as brilliant as possible, he stands no chance to win the bat’s heart.

I guess, what I’m trying to say, is that kryptonians in my heart should behave like freaky birds.

And once bruce studies the fuck out of it, he’s enough of a freak that he really likes it.

[mysticwolfshadows]

Clark having finally gotten up the courage to ask Bruce out:

[arson-jellyfish]

Not a very serious hc but I like to imagine that most Kryptonians hate fresh, unprocessed tomatoes.

Tomato sauce on pizza, chopped or mushed tomatoes in soup, tomato flavoured things, ketchup? No problem, delicious even.

Raw, fresh tomato? Evil. Evil. Bane of their existence. Something about the taste, smell, and texture of an unprocessed tomato triggers hostility in their brains.

Maybe there was some long extinct fruit or animal back on Krypton that was poisonous to them, they've evolved so it's harmless to them now but still. There is remnants of old instinctual responses.

videos pile up on the internet of kryptonian heroes pulling fresh tomatoes out of the free food vendors give them, but also scarfing down pizzas and ketchup-smothered fries? There is a semi-viral video of Superman biting into a sandwich, gagging, and immediately pulling out the smallest, thinnest slice of tomato that snuck its way into his sandwich, with a look of pure, unadulterated disgust on his face.

Theories spread about tomatoes possibly being poisonous to kryptonians, debates spark because they do eat processed stuff, there is no way that something as small as a tomato could possibly harm aliens that powerful. For a little while it's the most heated argument in the entire internet.

The entire time the kryptonians are just like:

"tomatoes yucky ಠnಠ"

[wolfythewitch]

all all all

[shaneybby]

HOLLANDER V ROSANOV

... mma au anyone?

[noodles-and-tea]

Espy

[sskr93]

somethin stupid

[jiguurten]

I'm the captain but you can be the deputy I’m really glad you think I'm so funny

Two monsters trying to human.

[colorlessjay]

Had an idea

Imagine Dean goes to pick up his little brother, Sam, from campus. He's overworked and exhausted, and all he wants to do is go home, eat the pie he got yesterday, and sleep till morning

He pulls up to the curb where he usually picks up Sam and calls "Get in". Doesn't think twice to drive away after hearing the backseat door open and close. Doesn't question why Sammy would go to the back instead of shotgun

Jack meanwhile, waits 10 full minutes before asking, "So where are we going?"

Dean nearly swerves off the road before hitting the breaks. Fully awake now, he turns and stares at Jack ".. You're not Sammy" Jack tilts his head and squints. "No, I'm Jack."

"Why the fuck are you in my car???"

"You told me to get in."

"You don't know who I am! Why the fuck did you listen???"

Meanwhile, professor Castiel is on campus, freaking the fuck out because he can't find his son who he told specifically to wait for him on the curb near his last class

Sam, one of Cas' students, is trying to help and reassure him cause Cas is having an absolute meltdown

Neither of them knows Dean accidentally kidnapped Cas' son

Shinanigans ensue

[jellopen]

might've missed a few social rules growing up

[jellopen]

Acts of service

[morarenga]

This suddenly popped up in my head