Memoriesnotpromises

Anything you say, can and will be held against you. So only say my name;)

[hotdamn5sos]

[andrewquo]

WHY GIRLS LIKE JERKS

reblog and I’ll marry you

[latejune92]

TYPICAL YOUTUBER WHITE BOYS SPEAKING THE ACTUAL TRUTH AND NOT BEING DICKS AND WOW WHAT IS THIS I HAD TO WATCH IT TWICE TO MAKE SURE I WASN’T IMAGINING THINGS WOW

[borospaladin]

Man, I was worried that they were going to take this in a bad direction, but their single biggest point was something that they kinda concluded towards the end of the video, like they didn’t plan on actually saying this one line: “Really nice guys don’t call themselves Nice Guys.” Wonderful. 

[lexendor]

Guys who are claiming to be nice guys are usually looking for something in return so they’re not genuinely being nice.

[chandeliho-deactivated20140731]

THATS IT I FOUND MY HUSBAND THE SEARCH IS OVER HERE HE IS, WORLD

THE ANSWER IS NO UNLESS YOU ARE THIS MAN

[chandeliho-deactivated20140731]

No in all seriousness though, I’m so glad to hear men acknowledge this.

You aren’t single because you’re “too nice.” You’re single because you’re an entitled, passive-aggressive piece of shit who thinks that women owe you sex for treating them like people. You’re even more of a jerk than the guys you whine about, but too much of a delusional coward to own up to it.

You are not nice. You are a predator. There’s this thing called coercive rape, it’s when you use guilt or other non-physical means to corner somebody into sleeping with you. And guess what, you “nice guys” thrive off of that tactic. But nah you held the door open for her so you totally earned the right to stick your dick in her. Such a gentleman oh yes.

Fuck you. Except not, because you don’t deserve to ever get laid. Prick.

[tink-aka-disnerd-not-in-use]

If any of you are not going to watch this because of what you think it will contain, I will assure you that this is the best and these guys get it.

[likepetalswealleventuallyfall]

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

[fivesource]

5 Seconds of Summer - Alternative Press | September 2014

[dreamingmalum]

x

[touchmemalum]

Wow Michael looks so good today

Wait a second…

Are those….

BLUE JEANS 

[g-o-t-t-a-g-e-t-o-u-t]

HE BROKE THE DRESS CODE!!

[enduredean]

u take a lot of selfies. do u think ur pretty or smoething? ur not

hi there, anon. i didn’t realize i took a lot of selfies. thanks for the info. so, your question was whether i think i’m pretty. you already answered that no, i am not. 

and i have to agree, anon. i don’t think i’m pretty bc i’m not.

i’m fat.

i always have a double chin.

i constantly look like i haven’t slept in a week bc of my dark circles

and, i always look sunburnt. idfk why

i have this white line across my nose that makeup can’t cover up 

i have tons of wrinkles on my forehead. like what the hell? i’m 25

also, it’s the size of fucking texas

i still don’t know how to smile in pictures bc i hate my fucking teeth

my feet are flat. my hips are huge. my boobs are weird. i am covered in stretch marks. my voice is grating. my ears stick out two miles from my head. i am always fucking sweating and i’ve been asked if i was pregnant more times than i can count. 

so, you’re right. i’m not pretty. i can’t stand the way i look.

which is why it’s so fucking important that i post “a lot” of selfies. bc, anon, you’d better fucking believe that if i look in the mirror that day and don’t cringe, i’m gonna take a fucking picture to save that tiny little second. and GOD FORBID i show the world that i posses a little self love every once in a fucking while. 

TO ANYONE READING THIS: DON’T EVER LET SOMEONE MAKE YOU FEEL ASHAMED FOR LIKING THE WAY YOU LOOK—EVEN IF IT’S JUST FOR A SECOND. IF YOU LOOK NICE, YOU TAKE THAT FUCKING SELFIE AND YOU SHOW IT TO THE GOD DAMN WORLD BC THEY DESERVE TO SEE THE GOD/GODDESS YOU ARE!

that beard finally coming in? go ahead, bro. take a selfie.

you finally got that piercing you’ve been wanting? not really my style, but you’re fucking rocking it. take a selfie.

your boobs look awesome in that shirt? take a selfie.

you finally lose or gain that weight you’ve been working on? take a selfie.

your eyeliner look awesome? your new sunglasses make you look like  a celebrity avoiding the paparazzi? you killing that tux? you feel a tiny, rare level of self love? you always on a high level of self love? you just like your face? 

TAKE A MOTHAFUCKING SELFIE!

thanks for the question, anon. this one’s for you.

[molotowcocktease]

Role model

[smashmouthpumpkins]

Also not to mention selfies are there to also document life and update your friends???

[6guts]

p.s. note Jack running in the background

[rcvcngc-deactivated20160425]

the more i look at jack the more i laugh

[yourviolentlackofvirtue]

5SOS AU: You’ve been best friends with Michael forever and he’s liked you for almost as long. He introduces you to Jack and the two of you start dating, and even though he’s jealous his inner fan-boy has everyone wondering if he want’s to be with you or if he wants to be you. (gif credit x x x x)

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[fratboycalumhood]

I JSUT SCAREMRD

[kittenmichael]

if anyone tries to tell you ashton isn’t packin ,

[kittyhague]

Visit Original Link

IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR

[onelamesauce]

PART 2

PART 1 / / PART 2

AU MEME: Even though you’re best friends with 5SOS, you still managed to keep in touch with your inner fangirl even if you show it around the boys.

someone asked for a part 2 and even though I’m supposed to post tomorrow instead I posted today too, hopefully this isn’t terrible!!

[suicideisquad]

[napkincole]

Dan and Phil playing the Newlywed Game Best Friend Game at SITC 2014

[lukehemmozs]

[nph-burtka]

[howimetyoureffingmother]

favourite person in the world.

[mujona]

^

[spoken-not-written-deactivated2]

everybodyone