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[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

[hellobendykitty]

You can make one here

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

[sleepingbeautypink]

same energy

[pancakeke]

and another

[sketchy-pebbles-deactivated2022]

The holy trinity

[gayclown-69-deactivated20250630]

This is so fucking wholesome wtf

[wholesomepostarchive]

1/23/2022

[angel-aliscary]

How could we forget.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

[lierdumoa]

This post has strong 1997 internet energy.

[worldheritageposts-official]

World Heritage Post

[lightwolf]

Editing? Oh you mean fic patching.

[lightwolf]

Protagonist now has more complex motivations.

Protagonist now remembers key facts about important people. He no longer develops convenient amnesia between cutscenes.

Protagonist now has a cooldown on certain adverbs. Adverbs have been buffed by 30% to compensate.

Developer note: Adverbs are important to writing but they are sometimes overused. This change keeps adverbs relevant while encouraging the use of adjectives and verbs.

The horse now has a name.

Deuteragonist snark power has been increased to 150, up from 75.

[mmedemerteuil]

Characters now no longer reference the previous version’s climate and have been updated to react appropriately to the currently set season.

Solved a glitch where supernumerary limbs would sometimes emerge during complex physical interactions.

Should no longer display “[insertnamehere]” during conversations and narration. All of such occurrances have been replaced with the appropriate tags.

Conversation continuity has been improved. Characters will no longer inappropriately respond with lines from previous iterations of the narrative.

All references to “Event A” have been purged to reflect changes in narrative structure.

Now with more thematically-consistent swearing.

[kedreeva]

Back-to-back repeated words that resulted from sentence rearranging or start/stop editing have been cleared.

Paragraphs which contained two or more instances of the same adjective have had their adjectives updated to accurately reflect a player’s vocabulary inventory.

Minor time traveling issues have been resolved, all characters should now exist in the same tense.

Punctuation has been improved. Commas have been reduced by half.

Characters sighing has been reduced by 30%.

Characters looking at things or people during conversations has been reduced by 40%. To make up for this, characters thinking about the conversation has been boosted and descriptive narrative has been added.

Title has been applied.

[evilscientist3]

the thing about fruit flies is that in the abstract, they live peaceful and irreproachable lives nibbling on overripe fruit and its attending microbes, but practically speaking they awaken some sort of primordial rage within me. Get off my bananas you little fucks

[abundantchewtoys]

[melveevoicestudios]

This was the funniest thing I’ve watched Sean play in ages but I have to know what his neighbors must think lol. @therealjacksepticeye

[therealjacksepticeye]

My legacy… behold it

[karsyntries]

It’s Jacksepticeye’s Birthday Today!!🎉🎂

I decided I’d send him a sweet thoughtful birthday message on Instagram for his special day 😌💚

Hope he sees it 🥺

[therealjacksepticeye]

[eurodynamic]

LEON KENNEDY Resident Evil Requiem (2026) dev. Capcom

[therealjacksepticeye]

ZADDY!

[froflossy]

Silly tomato teto sketch yayaaya

[froflossy]

TOMATETOS CHEF MAIN RIVAL HATSUNE LEEKU IN THE ULTIMATE CHEF BATTLE

[catcrumb]

[pusheen]

[michaelnordeman]

Long tailed tit/stjärtmes. Värmland, Sweden (March 14, 2020).

[haaarpb]

i love both my beautiful daughters

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

see i would like to be ground up and used as fertilizer. not right now but yeah, someday

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"I will grind you into bonemeal and feed you to my rose bushes" was a threat i used so often before I realized that's an ideal burial option. messed up that the two main options (embalming & cremation) are so eco-unfriendly. Repair Reuse Recycle applies to my corpses too dangnabbit!!!

[sparrowlucero]

more little tea kettle dragons

available on my kofi as adoptables

[thatmooncake]

@flinxypie

[lovely-v]

I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

[lovely-v]

[10-4ward]

This is the polar opposite of this:

[froginakettle]

[myonlypen]

[masterrainbowcat]

XKCD and Tumblr once again providing weapons I cannot use

[the-big-mood]

In 1997, local television in Kharkiv accidentally filmed one of the most iconic rave moments in history.

[chongoblog]

*gathers all of the people in the world who write the number 7 with a little dash in the center of it so I can study them like little critters and find out what makes them do that*

[audpaints]

There’s actually a lot of history regarding the development writing systems and why there are different visual representations of numerals, but the short answer is: it’s regional, and you probably picked up how to make your numbers look based on your parents or your primary school teachers

[ruusverd]

I do it out of spite because in grade school a kids detective story identified the culprit by saying NO American wrote their sevens with a line and I thought that was super flimsy evidence and it made me so mad I started putting a line through my sevens so the fictional detective would be wrong and then kept doing it for several decades since.

[mikkeneko]

I do feel one can’t underestimate the “elementary school child taught themselves how to do this Out Of Spite” crowd

[zemfruit]

i feel so completely directionless

[zemfruit]

this seems to have found the target audience. we're gonna get through it. i promise y'all