Memos From Fury

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[memosfromfury]

(AND WE'RE BACK)

(Hey guys! Expect some new memos this week after a LONG absence 😎)

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

[roane72]

Ferguson Defense Fund

Ferguson protestors need money for jail, bail & life The Ferguson Legal Defense Fund will help

With the grand jury announcement coming in half an hour, seemed like a good time to reshare this. They’re at 20% of their goal.

[roane72]

Boosting again.

[happywater-deactivated20150607]

rest in peace michael brown. i’m sorry. 

[jjsupremacy-deactivated20230913]

Click here to support Help Dion Get Back to the USA by Dion Zabal

Hey! My name’s Dion (duh), and I need your help to get me and my brother back to the USA. “Where are these guys, then?” Good question. We’re in the Philippines, and it’s sort of a long story. My brother and I have been here since late 2007. We entered the country on a tourist visa, and it woul…

Ok.

This guy is one of my bestest friends period. 

If all 2,100 of you donate $3, he’ll have what he needs and more. thats 3 candy bars from the gas station. 

if you cant, please please boost this. 

[thesunthief]

My friends just had their first child. He has been diagnosed with Lissencephaly which is a rare and incurable neurological disorder.

I don’t ask much of my followers. But I am stopping you right now and asking you to AT LEAST reblog this. 

Jaxon’s parents are good people who have very little money. I know we’re all strapped for cash, but like I said, if you can’t donate, please AT LEAST REBLOG this. 

http://www.gofundme.com/eld1og

Once more, AT LEAST REBLOG.

Gracias. 

[thesunthief]

Signal boost again until they reach their goal. 

[the-other-anaander]

Hey followers, it looks like this little bug could really use some help. Please donate if you can, or spread the message around.

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

In January 2011, I moved from California to western New York state to stay with my friend Teja and her family in order to try to seek out better opportunities for myself than I had back in my hometown. It’s because of their support and generosity that I’m now fulfilling a childhood dream of living, working, and supporting myself in New York City. They’re like a second family to me, and I owe the biggest part of my success to them.

Unfortunately, Teja and her mom Christel are now facing foreclosure on their home, and don’t really have anywhere else to go if they can’t come up with the money to pay their mortgage within a month or so. Teja is about to start a new job, but even with that in place, their future is really shaky. If I had the means to pay it off myself, I would, but I can’t do more than probably a couple hundred dollars myself.

I’ve experienced such generosity from Teja and her family. Please, please help them if you can. I won’t be keeping a cent of anything that’s collected here for myself. I know that when I was personally in a really tight spot and facing homelessness in NYC myself a couple of years ago, I discovered that people can be astonishingly kind when the stakes are high. I hope that can happen again.

[allthestoriescantbelies]

My friend Megan made a donation page last night - if anybody would be willing to signal boost this for us, I would be eternally grateful.  When I told my mother that 12% of the owed mortgage payments had been raised last night, she almost started to cry, and me with her.

I’ve got to take a drug test for a job I applied to, and then I should be set - though things will be tight I am sure that once I am employed making mortgage payments from here on in will be much easier for her and I - it’s just the back payments that are currently a problem for us.  When we’re faced with utility bills and car payments, the mortgage is often the first thing that goes unpaid (because it is the biggest bill - usually if she does this she pays a little bit of it but not in full, and that’s how we fall behind).

Thank you, all of you who have donated and boosted this, from the bottom of my heart.

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

reboggling for the dayshift

[allthestoriescantbelies]

I’m sorry, guys, you’re probably gonna see me blog this a lot for the rest of the month!

[allthestoriescantbelies]

The month is halfway over - please consider donating or boosting if you haven’t already!

[titleleaf]

Signal boosting this again! Please help out if you can!

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

In January 2011, I moved from California to western New York state to stay with my friend Teja and her family in order to try to seek out better opportunities for myself than I had back in my hometown. It’s because of their support and generosity that I’m now fulfilling a childhood dream of living, working, and supporting myself in New York City. They’re like a second family to me, and I owe the biggest part of my success to them.

Unfortunately, Teja and her mom Christel are now facing foreclosure on their home, and don’t really have anywhere else to go if they can’t come up with the money to pay their mortgage within a month or so. Teja is about to start a new job, but even with that in place, their future is really shaky. If I had the means to pay it off myself, I would, but I can’t do more than probably a couple hundred dollars myself.

I’ve experienced such generosity from Teja and her family. Please, please help them if you can. I won’t be keeping a cent of anything that’s collected here for myself. I know that when I was personally in a really tight spot and facing homelessness in NYC myself a couple of years ago, I discovered that people can be astonishingly kind when the stakes are high. I hope that can happen again.

[allthestoriescantbelies]

My friend Megan made a donation page last night - if anybody would be willing to signal boost this for us, I would be eternally grateful.  When I told my mother that 12% of the owed mortgage payments had been raised last night, she almost started to cry, and me with her.

I’ve got to take a drug test for a job I applied to, and then I should be set - though things will be tight I am sure that once I am employed making mortgage payments from here on in will be much easier for her and I - it’s just the back payments that are currently a problem for us.  When we’re faced with utility bills and car payments, the mortgage is often the first thing that goes unpaid (because it is the biggest bill - usually if she does this she pays a little bit of it but not in full, and that’s how we fall behind).

Thank you, all of you who have donated and boosted this, from the bottom of my heart.

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

reboggling for the dayshift

[allthestoriescantbelies]

I’m sorry, guys, you’re probably gonna see me blog this a lot for the rest of the month!

[allthestoriescantbelies]

The month is halfway over - please consider donating or boosting if you haven’t already!

[titleleaf]

Signal boosting this again! Please help out if you can!

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

In January 2011, I moved from California to western New York state to stay with my friend Teja and her family in order to try to seek out better opportunities for myself than I had back in my hometown. It’s because of their support and generosity that I’m now fulfilling a childhood dream of living, working, and supporting myself in New York City. They’re like a second family to me, and I owe the biggest part of my success to them.

Unfortunately, Teja and her mom Christel are now facing foreclosure on their home, and don’t really have anywhere else to go if they can’t come up with the money to pay their mortgage within a month or so. Teja is about to start a new job, but even with that in place, their future is really shaky. If I had the means to pay it off myself, I would, but I can’t do more than probably a couple hundred dollars myself.

I’ve experienced such generosity from Teja and her family. Please, please help them if you can. I won’t be keeping a cent of anything that’s collected here for myself. I know that when I was personally in a really tight spot and facing homelessness in NYC myself a couple of years ago, I discovered that people can be astonishingly kind when the stakes are high. I hope that can happen again.

[allthestoriescantbelies]

My friend Megan made a donation page last night - if anybody would be willing to signal boost this for us, I would be eternally grateful.  When I told my mother that 12% of the owed mortgage payments had been raised last night, she almost started to cry, and me with her.

I’ve got to take a drug test for a job I applied to, and then I should be set - though things will be tight I am sure that once I am employed making mortgage payments from here on in will be much easier for her and I - it’s just the back payments that are currently a problem for us.  When we’re faced with utility bills and car payments, the mortgage is often the first thing that goes unpaid (because it is the biggest bill - usually if she does this she pays a little bit of it but not in full, and that’s how we fall behind).

Thank you, all of you who have donated and boosted this, from the bottom of my heart.

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

reboggling for the dayshift

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

In January 2011, I moved from California to western New York state to stay with my friend Teja and her family in order to try to seek out better opportunities for myself than I had back in my hometown. It’s because of their support and generosity that I’m now fulfilling a childhood dream of living, working, and supporting myself in New York City. They’re like a second family to me, and I owe the biggest part of my success to them.

Unfortunately, Teja and her mom Christel are now facing foreclosure on their home, and don’t really have anywhere else to go if they can’t come up with the money to pay their mortgage within a month or so. Teja is about to start a new job, but even with that in place, their future is really shaky. If I had the means to pay it off myself, I would, but I can’t do more than probably a couple hundred dollars myself.

I’ve experienced such generosity from Teja and her family. Please, please help them if you can. I won’t be keeping a cent of anything that’s collected here for myself. I know that when I was personally in a really tight spot and facing homelessness in NYC myself a couple of years ago, I discovered that people can be astonishingly kind when the stakes are high. I hope that can happen again.

[memosfromfury]

((OOC: Please stop sending follow-up asks about Loki encountering the Doctor. The ambiguity of which Doctor it was is intentional on my part so anyone could imagine it as they wished. Furthermore, I may not be super familiar with Doctor Who, but all these "he can't handle it! He's on a sugar high!" submissions and the like seem both out of character for like, any Doctor, and are also trying to force a crossover plotline on the blog. Don't be that person, guys.))

[memosfromfury]

1. Agent Deadpool is never allowed outside the confines of The Fridge without express written consent of the Director and while accompanied by two senior agents. 2. Using Agent Fitz's remote drones to capture personal footage is against S.H.I.E.L.D. policy 3. Leaking said the above footage of Agent Deadpool in action is both troublesome and problematic.

Your former coworkers who participated in Items 1,2, and 3 announce their unexpected permanent reassignment to The Fridge for "Special Chaperon for Special Prisoners" program. All their expenses are paid for as their salaries have been garnished until the restitution to the residents of Miami has been fulfilled.

[memosfromfury]

Um, sir? We have just received word that Loki has been seen walking into a strange blue police box that promptly disappeared. Some of the agents who witnessed have been cowering in the break room. Orders, sir?

Stand down. We know the guy who runs that box, and we can trust him to handle the situation appropriately.

[memosfromfury]

All personnel are reminded that no one in their right mind volunteers for Loki-sitting duty unless they have ulterior motives. If you are approached by an agent offering to “give you a rest”, DO NOT ACCEPT. This makes three times that his lady friend Sigyn has helped him escape that way. “She seemed legit” is not an acceptable excuse.

If it happens again, the agent responsible will not only get your Loki-sitting time doubled, we will also tell him that you made fun of Sigyn. SHIELD’s insurance plan will not cover whatever happens to you after that.

[memosfromfury]

How goes the salvage operation, now that HYDRA's presence has been uncovered?

Hill here. We’re doing the best we can with what we’ve got.

[glances back at Fury, who’s still doing his best Laurence Fishbourne impression]

I’m sure that by now most of you know about Director Fury’s passing. He was a goo- a great man. He once said to me that until such time as the world ends, we shall act as though it continues to spin on.

[smiles]

I think we need that attitude now more than ever.

[memosfromfury]

The agents that decided it would be a good idea to let Loki watch "Groundhog Day" will be assigned turbine cleaning duties for the next month, starting today. Given that we’re all repeating today seemingly without end, that should give you plenty of time to come to a full understanding of exactly why this was a bad idea.

[memosfromfury]

OOC

((Hey everybody!

Sorry for the radio silence over here for a while; I've been getting my ducks in a row, etc. Life is generally going quite a bit better for me, up to the point of probably being able to see my family for my birthday in March [this is a Big Deal- I haven't been able to go home in over a year and a half]. The fact that I had such amazing support is a big part of this, so I thank you all a lot, even if all you were able to do was send some kind words. <3

Memos from Fury should be up and running again by next week, but in the meantime, I'd like to use the signal-boosting power I've discovered this account has to see if anybody'd be able to help out my friend Teja. For context, she's the whole reason I was able to get to New York in the first place- I stayed in her house for a few months a couple of years ago, and from there I ended up moving to a nanny job in the city. It's been a pretty rocky road, as you guys have probably realized, but I wouldn't trade the vast majority of the experiences I've had out here for the world, and in a lot of ways I'm really living a childhood dream thanks to her and her mom.

They've fallen on some rough times lately. For privacy's sake, I'm not going to go into them here, but they're behind on quite a few bill payments and things are looking kind of shaky for them. I'm gonna send them some funds myself, since I'm actually able to now, but I'd also like to ask if any of you guys can signal boost this or help out. I don't know exactly how much they need, but I figure anything we can come up with will help. 

If you want to donate anything, send it to my Paypal ([email protected]) and I'll send it forward to her and her mom. I'll figure out a way of showing a receipt for it when I send it if anybody wants proof that this isn't for me- I just don't want to personally pull her into this because asking for help is pretty rough on her. If you can't, signal boosting is always appreciated! Happy New Year, and here's to another year of memos and Marvel-ous humor starting next week. 

Thanks! Megan the mod))