SUPERSTYLE AND THE ART OF HUMANOID-WATCHING

She/her. Phantom of the Opera brought me back here I guess.

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yesterday’s big lesson was that it’s impossible to take a bad picture of jacob anderson

world’s most photogenic human being even in awkward blurred action photos

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in waitlist line for the vampire lestat concert. prob not getting in but my friend did get a picture of Assad Zaman looking like he’s about to Brodyquest

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Delainey Hayles, Sheila Atim, and Jacob Anderson at the Vampire Lestat premiere, June 2, 2026 in New York City 💕

(photos by yours truly! 💜)

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craziest night of my life in a while

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Successfully got my note with Hugh Panaro’s Masquerade pulse info smuggled in to hopefully get to Sam Reid at the Lestat concert in NYC. Don’t let your dreams be dreams, kids.

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update: informed Rolin Jones of this and he’s ensuring Sam Reid will get it

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Successfully got my note with Hugh Panaro’s Masquerade pulse info smuggled in to hopefully get to Sam Reid at the Lestat concert in NYC. Don’t let your dreams be dreams, kids.

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Tumblr as a whole seems way too chill about iwtv season 3 if that's not a tumblr sexyman then what is

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everyone on that show looks like an attractive human. a tumblr sexyman is like when a bunch of people one here wanted to fuck a clock puppet.

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I believe in the range of the tumblr sexyman. It encompasses both the anthropomorphic and the fuckall beyond human comprehension and the literal rat. I believe in all #inclusivity

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no see if they're a regular person (or designed to appeal to regular tastes) they're an internet boyfriend

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Tumblr as a whole seems way too chill about iwtv season 3 if that's not a tumblr sexyman then what is

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everyone on that show looks like an attractive human. a tumblr sexyman is like when a bunch of people one here wanted to fuck a clock puppet.

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reblog to bring tiny fancy lads with gifts of oranges into your mental health crisis

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I work at a bookstore and someone just came up to me asking if we have "rentals". Ma'am, there's this thing called the library that's going to blow your mind.

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One thing I do need people to remember this pride month is that while pride isn’t about cishet women, cishet women’s sexual and romantic needs and desires and healthcare access aren’t socially valued or catered to outside of the ways they can be twisted to reinforce the patriarchy either. I’m not saying women as a class are queer, but I am saying a lot of people use pride month as an excuse to be misogynistic and to check that shit before it leaves your mouth.

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frankly in general I don't want to see people talking shit about cishet women unless it's coming from trans women or lesbians (or trans lesbians)

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RABBITS! RABBITS! RABBITS!

Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!

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One thing I do need people to remember this pride month is that while pride isn’t about cishet women, cishet women’s sexual and romantic needs and desires and healthcare access aren’t socially valued or catered to outside of the ways they can be twisted to reinforce the patriarchy either. I’m not saying women as a class are queer, but I am saying a lot of people use pride month as an excuse to be misogynistic and to check that shit before it leaves your mouth.

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oh? do you have pwobwem? is thewe something funny with his hair? do you find his hair… wisible?

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Oh yeah I’m looking forward to these memes

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#listen as a two decade fan of Chris Heyerdahl i cannot emphasize just how perfectly he's going to play Marius#but they alas committed my worst fear and gave him goofy hair#chris has an unusually oblong head so you either have to go bald buzzcut or shoulder length if it's styled correctly

All joking aside, this had to have been a very deliberate choice because we have plenty of examples of ancient Roman men cropping their hair a lot closer that would probably have flattered him a lot more.

In fact, even Michael Palin's wig as Pilate in Life of Brian (as seen in the gif above) looks less silly and more just of-its-era than they made Marius's hair look. Presumably, and I can't believe I'm saying this completely seriously, the intended effect of Marius's hair is meant to be more like when Graham Chapman shows up as Pilate's good friend Biggus Dickus.

But somehow, the guy literally named Biggus Dickus got a likelier irl interpretation of what those sculptures with the big clustering wavy hair is meant to look like.

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I think Marius has radicalised the vampire grandparents by having Akasha and Enkil propped in front of Fox News 24/7 since 1996