Stoned In Paradise

Maria. New York City.

[thunderstruck9]

Egon Schiele (Austrian, 1890-1918), Selbstbildnis mit kariertem Hemd [Self-portrait with checked shirt], 1917. Gouache, watercolour and black crayon on paper, 45.5 x 30 cm.

[virgo-png]

what if i like…didnt fuck up for once??? That would be so lit

[hirmione]

♡ SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL W I T C H G A N G ♡

[bled]

[mcdonald-s]

[skinnyasianguy-deactivated20160]

Go big or go home 

[discover-tenthousand]

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

[mxsentienthouseplant]

So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step

[hoechlaura]

[craigtuckermotherfcker-blog]

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

[bnuyboy]

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

[holdingintightly-deactivated202]

Story of my life

[xxgoldie12xx]

that’s a first.

[starshinethecat1]

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

[fauxboy-deactivated20180609]

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

[itsjustemcee-blog]

“rips apart your skeleton” I’m crying

[musicalsymphony]

[ulibeanzz]

I am so desensitized to crying bc it is just a normal part of life for me, ppl who are like “I haven’t cried since my grandmas funeral five years ago” really blow me away its like dang buddy I cried like 10 times just on the way to get here!

[aubgasm]

lmfaooo I told them not to say the word #youngsavages

[thecelestialchild]

“Oh my gosh Sally!” Lmfaooooo

[foulmilk]

LMAO FUCK

[zodiaesthetic]

sally: scorpio, leo, gemini, ARIES, aquarius, sagittarius

[turokmcrib-deactivated20170802]

NO NICKELODEON, I’M NOT GOING TO FUCK WHILE WATCHING RUGRATS

[rainfelt]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a better example of a company desperate to imitate memes it doesn’t understand.

[gilfoyledagain]

[floornostroszek]

noooooooooo

[my-teen-quote]

[my-teen-quote]

[longslives]

kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said “i like that name. did you know i’m in love with you”

[warriorchicken-deactivated20150]

Last summer, we went to London for a vacation and I bought a queen Elizabeth mask. We then went to number 10 downing st and I demanded they let me in.

Oddly enough, he didn’t buy it. 

I even tried to bribe him with a knighthood and one of my many castles.

[warriorchicken-deactivated20150]

Forgot my bloody key, and Phillip won’t open the door.

Lazy git.

[phhat]

[roslips]

I’m the Miami accent

[roastgrief-deactivated20160204]

MIELDA

[chefkeanureeves]

I’m la agua cochina esa

[quickweaves]

theres so much happening in such a short time

[cherrys-acid]

😭😭😭

[just-shower-thoughts]

When aliens really attack Earth, my first thought is probably going to be “Which movie came the closest?”

[santeria-deactivated20170905]

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