bnuy.

Heyo I'm Jeff, I'm an Industrial Designer, and I'm cringe.

[neenarchive]

whenever i drink room temperature soda i feel like i am drinking evil potions

[neenarchive]

whenever i drink ice cold soda i feel like i am drinking eviler potions that have been enchanted by the Blizzard Wizard

[the-grollican]

working in an office is just like being in a horse movie except the horse is a printer. im the only one in the office who can make it work and its because the printer and i have a special bond. its a wild and untamable spirit and we are going to win the big race

[creatinghelen]

I am a mosaic of everyone I have ever known and loved and touched and I find fragments of them in my playlists and how I make my tea. we may not know each other any more but we will stay connected like this. I hope a fragment of me is with you too.

[catwingsthespatula]

My sister puts glasses away upside down.

Because our mother does,

Because her mother did,

Because her mother lived through the Dust Bowl.

One day my father sat me down and told me about epigenetics.

How the trauma he went through

As a child in an abusive home

Wrote itself into his DNA

And, in turn, into mine.

How he and his brothers,

In various ways,

Are all sick from it.

How I might be too, someday,

And I’m not sure I’m not.

I hear people say,

When will we get back to normal?

And I think of a woman born in the twenty-first century

Who puts her glasses away differently

Because of what her great-grandmother endured

Ninety years before.

[souperluminal]

Scissor Wizard and Paper Wizard

It’s probably fine to leave them alone together.

[farmsuggestion]

old macdonald had ENOUGH

[theworstassassinever]

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[m00nlady]

i could really make use of a massage, an orgasm, hard apple cider & a check for $300,000

[jacksonfromteenwolf]

$300,000 can buy many hard apple ciders

[barackobamas]

explain how

[jacksonfromteenwolf]

money can be exchanged for goods and services

[bnuyboy]

The Customer Is Not Always Right: Getting Owned By the Owner Part 2

Getting Owned By The Owner, Part 2

COFFEE SHOP | LEICESTER, ENGLAND, UK

(I’m standing in a fairly short queue when a businessman walks in, pushes straight to the front and starts dictating his order to the 20-something year old cashier.)

Cashier: “I’m afraid you’re going to have to go to the back of the queue, sir.”

Business man: “I have an important meeting shortly. You must serve me now!”

Cashier: “Yeah, the longer you stand there, the later you’re going to be. Back of the queue.”

Business man: “Do you have any idea who I am?”

Cashier: “Nope. Now shut up and go to the back of the queue.”

Business man: “How dare you talk to me like that?! Get me your manager now!”

(The cashier sighs heavily, walks into the back, comes out with an older woman in tow and nods her towards the businessman, then disappears back into the back.)

Manager: “What seems to be the problem, sir?”

Business man: “That boy was incredibly rude to me! I demand you fire him immediately!”

Manager: “I’m afraid I don’t have the authority to do that, but if you want I can get the owner for you.”

Business man: “Bah! Fine, but I expect to be compensated for having to go through all of this trouble!”

Manager: “I’m sure you can discuss that with him, sir.”

(She then walks into the back, then comes out again with the now grinning cashier.)

Cashier: “Yo.”

Business man: “What’s the meaning of this? I said I wanted to talk to the owner!”

Cashier: “Like I said, yo.”

(The businessman silently gapes for a few seconds, then walks out stammering threats about having his head and closing the shop down.)

Manager: “Why do you always have to involve me?”

Cashier: “I just love the look on their stupid little faces when they find out I own this joint.”

(The manager rolls her eyes and walks into back.)

Cashier: “I love this job. What can I get you?”

[shinyaxe]

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[ruinedchildhood]

[beatnikcrow]

I have a cold , but it’s okay cause it’s finally spring ! ! 🌸

[hullaballoons]

welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees?

[meet-foreverjester]

“Bees?”

“HE PICKED THE BEES!!” *chefs angrily shake jars of bees*

[bnuyboy]

What she says: I'm fine

What she means: why did Thor's hammer only move a little when Steve tried to pick it up? Did it change its mind after a second and decide he wasn't worthy? Or was Steve pretending he couldn't lift it so as not to cause any problems? Surely someone can either be worthy or not, there is no almost worthy

[sandandglass]

TDS, May 4, 2015

With the tide of history turning against them, Jessica Williams commemorates the anti-gay protesters who will soon become irrelevant.

[thechekhov]

Did you ever wonder which “Crying” breakfast friend you are? Well now you have a chance to find out! It’s easy!

Just take this quiz!

Disclaimer: Quiz intended for entertainment purposes only, and is not intended to be taken as a serious personality quiz. Unless you’re the type of person who takes these things too seriously. ARE YOU? Take this quiz to find out!

[strongbowdarkfruit]

stop global warming i don’t look good in shorts