Episode: Fuck the Twink life
âOkay, seriously. We want our bodies back. Now.â
âThe Bears already want their bodies back,â I said, looking at my phone and laughed. Should we swap back with âem?â
Keith didnât even look over. âNope, we just got these bodies. âSounds like theyâre getting tired of the twink life already.â
I ignored the message, took a sip of my beer, then let out a loud belch without even thinking about it.
''Nick, we shouldâve used this Swapping Service way sooner.â
â100%â I said, while unconsciously rubbing my jaw...
âWoah⌠Iâm still not used to this at all. Stubble, Iâve actually got real stubble. Damn, thatâs⌠scratchy as hell.â
âAnd don't forget that lovely hairy chest too⌠this is wild,â Keith shook his head, still grinning. âMan,â he said, âIâm really into this new Arab look of yours. Nickâ
I snorted, glancing over at him. âI like your new look too. That beard really suits you.â
Keith raised an eyebrow. âYeah?â
âYeah,â I said, leaning back against the pool edge. âWay better than your old⌠baby face. This looks good on you.â
Kieth laughed, dragging a hand through his beard like he still couldnât quite believe it was his. âMan, I canât stop touching itâs weirdly addictive.â
Nick finally picked up the phone from the edge.
âAlright, I need to see ''us'' properly,â he said.
He flipped the camera to selfie mode.
ââŚOh wow,â I said, quieter now. âIâm not used to seeing that.â
I slowly dragged a hand across my hairy chest, watching the movement mirrored on the screen. âThatâs actually wild. I didnât know I could look like this.â
Keith let out a short laugh. âYouâre fully checking yourself out now.â
âYeah, I mean⌠look at me! Prime Beef over here.â
My phone buzzed again.
âVideo calling now,â I said.
Keithâs face lit up. âOh hell yeah, answer that.â
I picked up, flipped it to video.
Our old bodies appeared on screen, fidgety, tense, clearly NOT having a good time just standing there. oth of them nervously smoked cigarettes, each puff a desperate attempt to steady their fraying nerves.
âAlright, seriously,â the guy Nick's old body said. âSwitch us back.â
I leaned back against the pool wall, letting the camera catch more of my chest without even trying. âAlready?â
Keith laughed. âThat was fast.â
âYou donât get it,â the other one snapped. âThis is so disgusting. This isnât what we agreed to.â
Keith frowned slightly. âWhat are you talking about?â
There was a pause on the other side. Then one of them blurted it out.
âYou two⌠youâre not what we thought you were.â
I blinked. âWhat does that mean?â
The guy looked off-camera like he was getting pressured to say it.
âWe didnât know. We thought we were swapping with other guys like... straight guys like us. Not...â he hesitated ... ugh this.â
Keith and I exchanged a look.
âAnd whatâs âthisâ supposed to mean?â I asked.
ââŚWeâre stuck in your weak white ass bodies.â
Keith blinked. âYeah. Thatâs the point of a body swap.â
âNo,â the other voice said, shaky. âYou donât understand. We didnât know weâd end up like this. In your lives. Your⌠everything.â
Keith let out a breath. âOh.â
ââŚWe didnât realize you were fucking faggots!.â Yelled the guy in Keith's former bod.
Keith just shook his head, smiling, and dragged his hand across his chest slow, like he was still kind of obsessed with it. Fingers catching in the hair.
ââŚNah,â he said. âThese bodies definitely works for us.â
âYou canât just refuse,â the other one said. âWeâre not staying like this! In these pervy Gay bodies! Weâre not letting you just walk around in our bodies doing your gay shit!â
I snorted. âYeah, well I donât see the problem at all.â I looked down at ''myself'', then lightly tugged at a patch of chest hair.
âMan,â Iâm really into the body hair, dude.â I said with a slight grin.
Kieth laughed. âSame. Took like a day and now Iâm never going back.â
âYouâre kidding,â one of them snapped. âYou actually want to stay like this?â
I straightened up a bit and flexed without even thinking about it my chest tightening, giving it a small bounce.
âYeah,â I said. âKinda do.â
Keith shook my head, grinning. âOh please. Youâre twinks what are you gonna do about it? Break a nailâ
That hit. They both looked pissed.
âWow,â one of them said. âYouâre really like this now?â
Keith just shrugged, still smiling. âI mean⌠yeah? Are you blind?â
I ran my large hand over my chest again. âRelax. You had your fun with these bods. Weâre now just taking over. â
There was a pause.
âYou had your fun,â the other one said. âJust switch back.â
I looked at Keith.
He didnât even hesitate. âNo.â
I laughed. âYeah, no. Not happening.â
âYouâre serious?â they both said at once.
âYeah,â I said, taking another sip. âWe are.â
Keith leaned a little closer to the camera, still relaxed, still smiling.
âYou wanted this,â he said. âNow youâve got it.â
They started talking over each other, getting louder, but Iâd already lost interest.
âAlright,â I said. âGood luck with that.â
I ended the call.
Then Keith let out a breath and looked down at himself again, rubbing his chest like he couldnât stop.
ââŚDude,â he said, shaking his head. âThis is crazy.â
âYeah,â I said, lifting my drink.
We clinked them.
âFuck the twink life. My only regret now is that we didnât swap with these bears sooner.â














