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@mentalisttraceur-humor
I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food
When I need to remind myself to put something on the grocery list and I don't have my phone on me, I use the Scrabble tile magnets on the fridge. But sometimes I don't have enough of the right letters and have to get creative.
The list is getting longer and we are running out of letters.
I’m not mad with power, I’m just disappointed with power.
Here babe, take this fast-acting placebo
Mobster, pointing a gun at my head: Any last words kid
Me: I actually like to use women's deodorant because the stuff for men dries out my skin and smells like harsh chemicals
*BANG*
(3 hours later, at Walmart)
(Mobster holding Dove Advance Care in the deodorant aisle)
Hmm...
Sometimes I will buy a pack of orange tic-tacs and I will suck just the orange flavor off of them and then spit them out.
You too could have this (and more!) if you just free yourself from society's mind prison.
the rule of tumblr is that all your most insightful commentary must be buried under a mandatory "This is What You stupid fucking people Don't Fucking Get" just make it as hostile and offputting as possible. really aim to make people unsafe, cause we all know that's when people are most likely to listen
The often observed a-symmetry between the amicability of gay men and straight women on the one hand and the total lack of it between gay women and straight men is actually just an illusion. On the one hand straight women and gay men are united in their attraction to men, wheras what actually pragmatically defines straight men and lesbians is that they are not attracted to men, and they are happy to eschew their nominal sexual goals in order to make sure everyone around them is aware of this at all times.
sorry bud but you forgot to reblog that post about fatphobia with a tag mentioning how skinny petite little tiny thin 90 pounds soaking wet you are. now everyone on tumblr thinks you're 400 pounds and every chubby chaser within a 100 mile radius has begun moving in your direction
I may not be a master tactician but I’ll have you know my grasp of grand strategy is also lacking and my practice of logistics is weak
my historical analysis may be rudimentary but my knowledge of the sciences is superficial and my mathematics lacks rigour
do I at least excel in the physical arts? no, but do I compensate by being widely read and conversant in high culture? also no.
Why do we need astronauts to view the Moon when we have robotic observers? It's sick as fuck. Come on man. It's awesome. Seething, aren't you? Seething that you're down on Earth looking up at the moon while our astronauts are eyeballing it from our sick rocket ship. Well guess what little man: seethe harder. We're going to spend more of your tax dollars toward sending our guys around the moon and it's going to be awesome every time. There's nothing you can do about it. Fuck you.
Moon trips should be free just like healthcare
'Chase Bank Hit With A Space Laser'. Alex Schaefer. 2024.
Preemptively adding
PSA to everyone downvoting this: you're wrong
to reddit posts
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
#what the fuck happened here
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
Thanks Obama
When Russia makes this post illegal
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
This is the funniest thing i’ve heard my entire life 😭
Truth xD
This is literally me as a kid. Dad used to have the responsibility of giving out the well reports that came in on the friday night to anyone who phoned for the rest of the weekend. The problem was, on saturday mornings, he was doing the food shopping, so I was given a list of approved callers and he’d leave the well report figures by the phone.
Theoretically I was just supposed to list off the numbers. Except. Very early I started parsing the figures and give my own analysis. Apparently engineers and geophysicists got a bit freaked out by a ten year old going ‘It’s not that good, the flow’s really slow compared to last week, and there’s gas pockets really screwing up the flow in the east pipe judging by the pressure report.’
Dad still got that yelled at him at conferences: ‘This is the fucker who used child labour to do well analysis!’
‘Was it wrong?’
‘That’s the not the point!’
We found him- the 20 year old with 10 years experience
Some posts don't need to be posted. They can just be notes in a folder.
Not this one tho
