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18+ only please! :) | I don’t tag much but I have a few main tags that I use | they/them | ptv, dbd, da, scene shit, gay shit ™️ A simple Quentin Smith and Tony Perry simp😩

[sweatermuppet]

yes im in my 20s but this is only my first week of being alive

[thatadhdfeel]

for someone who’s supposedly hyperactive i sure am one tired fuck

[thatadhdfeel]

me to brain: can we use some of this excess energy for tasks or just like, basic fucking functions

brain:

[johntorrington]

pathologic sets up bad griefs whole deal as “crime man who commits crimes” except his 13 year old neighbor has a more influential gang than him and i can’t remember a single notable crime he commits off the top of my head except possibly breaking those 1900s anti homosexuality laws. it’s great.

[batwomansbitch]

[0bsidian-crypt-deactivated20260]

[plasmalink]

I theorize the reason "bottoms" appear more prevalent than "tops" on these types of spaces is that it is simply easier to be funny about being a bottom than about being a top without sounding like a sex offender

"uuuuu 🥺 pls cock me aaaaaaaa *runs into wall like Wile E Coyote running into his own tunnel painting*" easy as shit comedy

"I want to put my DICK in someone" whoa dude calm down, take it easy

[armandgender]

macklemore really just said walk into the club like what up I got a big cock and we just accepted that. what was going on in 2012

[underthetallwaves]

[crabs-but-better]

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

[shitty-check-please-aus]

What we need to do is convince all the disney adults in america that high speed rail would be a preferable way of getting to disneyworld compared to driving or flying. We could maybe harness their fondness for the monorail or something, but this is a group of people that has time, income, and passion that we could leverage. If we could direct 5% of the enthusiasm they have for limited edition popcorn buckets into calling their representatives and demanding high-speed interstate rail, we could get it by 2030

[sleaterkinnie-deactivated202412]

bitches online will be like here's my aesthetic haul and here's a close up of my wispy thin hair and tiny button nose and big eyes and here's another shot of my extremely thin waist and pale skin. the outfit is jeans and a shirt. it's obvious what the aesthetic is supposed to be

[loggybearart]

Bridget I forgot to post here.

(Being called slurs on twt for this drawing lol)

[aliceinmadnessland]

Sorry for picturing you covered in blood. It will happen again.

[knightsickness]

every interaction between daniil and aspity is like he storms into her house and opens with ‘what have you done now you bitch’ and she’s like ‘oh?? you’re going to preach to me?? from your ivory tower of zero hoes??’ literally perfect. no notes

[cottoncandylesbo]

alright, i'll say it in a language you can understand. i want you to "stim" on the "fidget toy" in between my fucking legs

[testosteronetwunk]

[natequarter]

"gender envy or attraction?" both. i want to be him AND i want to fuck him.