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drinkyourjuiceshelby

Me when they go into what appears to be a microwave:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

"Lets now microwave the noodles"

Me: W H A T N O

"It's a pet hair dryer"

Me: (Feels calmer)

asymbina

I went googling for it and I'm pretty sure it's one that goes for about $360 US online, because I recognize it in this photo of a perturbed cat sitting inside it:

I mean, yes, it's obviously shopped in, but that is the exact expression I would expect from most cats after being subjected to any sort of grooming regimen that ends with them sitting in such a box

taraljc

I have to give props to whoever figured out that people who own cats would buy them their own dryer if they had the money to buy them a dryer that cost about as much as a human person's clothes dryer because that person is sitting pretty right now and living high.

hellenhighwater

Look if you've ever had to bathe a cat you know that by the time you get to the drying stage you have a sopping wet embodiment of rage and you are asking yourself what amount of money do i have to pay to make the rest of this endeavor not my problem

and it turns out that that right there is a rage-containing not my problem box.

identifying-cat-colors

Lilac tortoiseshell bicolor

water-weaving

i was looking for special cat feeders because ours are gluttons who gorge themselves and i found this one...device:

this sounded fun so i checked the comments and...

water-weaving

im??

water-weaving

come to the dark side we have dry food scattered in strategically designed green colored plastic tubes

moved--306389

Toy works as intended, people just weren't counting on the fact cats are smart and evil

terapsina

Here's a funny idea for you. The Clone Troopers figure out they have chips in their heads and splice their way into the orders, and instead of trying to deal with it politically (and accidentally revealing themselves to whoever ordered them put there), or doing an army wide medical brain surgery procedure (and accidentally revealing themselves to whoever ordered them put there), or asking for help (and having the people who are trying to help, accidentally revealing themselves to whoever ordered them put there)...

...they just kidnap all their Jedi, and go dark.

It's all very polite and efficient. Some of the Jedi do need to get shot with stunner bolts until there's time for silly things like explanations (Rex is kinda mad he lost that bet to Cody, maybe once Commander Skywalker wakes up it's time to finally follow Kix's increasingly more weighted hints about the need for therapists aboard their ships), but there are a lot more clones than there are Jedi and anyway most of them trust their men far too much to do all that much arguing.

This doomed them all in a different world. It saves them in this one.

(Somewhere on Coruscant Sheev Palpatine gets a bad feeling and orders someone to check out the Jedi temple, - someone who's not a trooper, because there seems to be a very large absence of clones suddenly, not even CC-1010 can be gotten a hold of.)

(This is because a tiny little Twilek youngling is chewing on Fox's vambrace at the moment somewhere in hyperspace. Also, he smashed his comlink 238 galactic standard minutes ago).

The Jedi Temple is empty.

The Force is not screaming with the sound of thousands of lights being extinguished all across the galaxy. And Fives deserves a well earned nap.

chevygirl78-deactivated20211112

aquilacalvitium

That was horrible

skitter-skatter69

That was beautiful

bitternest

The tumblr experience

ainawgsd

I set my phone down on the couch next to my husband and after 30 seconds the sound randomly turned on. He thought it was funny so he just let it play. And repeat. After about the sixth or seventh time he looks up and goes "that's not Careless Whisper"

sailorsally

Unpopular opinion but if you don't enjoy the process you should find a different thing to do.

And I think this is true in general but now I'm talking about it in the context of AI.

If you don't enjoy making art and only care about the end piece and how it'll look and how much traction it"lol get online then making art is not something for you, find something you enjoy from start to finish.

Same goes for writing: if you do not enjoy writing and rewriting and then some more and instead want AI to write for you, being a writer is not something you should pursue.

Sure, not every part of creative process is going to be equally enjoyable but you should get satisfaction from solving the problems along the way and you should get a sense of accomplishment on your way of "making the piece yours" and you should have a sense of ownership once you are done.

None of these things will come from typing in a prompt into chatGPT. And I am sad to see so many people are missing on the opportunity to experience the joy of making something with their own hands and brains.

runcibility

Someone on Facebook said that this was the Aikido version of “POCKET SAND!” and they’re absolutely right

huntrad-runner-2049

Ive done this once

celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725

La Chancla

belliesandmuscles

serpentesrosacea

this is fetish content masquerading as silly content.

flagellant

Idk about anyone else here but personally...yeah? Thats why I reblogged it? I was extremely aware when that the extremely attractive man crushing fruit with his bulging muscles and getting extremely messy and wet in his slutty tanktop and workout shorts was meant to be sexual. I reblogged it because it was horny.

cipheramnesia

I think you all can agree with me that these two moments needed to be preserved. As a horny person I'm going to chime in and add I did not share this for horny reasons but because he is adorable. Could he get it anyway? Absolutely, total charmed and dazzled here. Anyway, as you were, continue with the horny for crushing, enjoy the screen captures.

vaspider

When were-ralph's werewolf boyfriend etc etc

weshallbekind

Also, even if somehow the person who reblogged it didn't know it was fetish content, who gives a shit? Even if they went "oh how cute and silly! This totally non-sexual man with totally non-sexual muscles likes to non-sexually squeeze things! How quaint!"

Like, who gives a shit? Can things not be both hot and silly? Can people not find enjoyment in things in different ways?

naamahdarling

I feel obligated to point out that the person who made that remark about it being fetish content doesn't actually seem to be anti-fetish porn. Like, if a dogpiling is your kink, that's hot, but they really don't deserve it. 😂

saywhat-politics

Here’s what Democrats did today February 27, 2025

great-and-small

Say hello to the Canyon towhee, one of the cleverest and most adaptable little birds around! These birds mostly eat seeds and insects, and have even been observed picking dead bugs out of the grills of parked cars.

In this video you can see the towhee demonstrate a foraging method called the "double-scratch" technique. While many other bird species will scratch on the ground with one foot at a time, this method employs both legs in a single motion. Watch as the bird does a little hop while swiftly kicking backwards with both legs. You can see dirt and plant matter go flying! This lets the bird get down to the good stuff underneath.

Just a handful of bird species know how to double-scratch, so it's always a delight to see this move in person!

pwlanier

Verge watch in silver inner case, shagreen outer case by Jas Shearwood, London, no.3028, silver dial, calendar. Hall marked 1759

Science Museum

honeybyte

reminiscing on warehouse work, how it affected me, and how it's a capitalist trap that's actually working, to everyone's detriment.

honeybyte

did you guys notice that we're collectively being herded into warehouses? the job market is dire but! warehouses are always hiring! and they're usually the highest pay in your area! the interview is fast and easy, you're almost guaranteed a job and it comes w decent benefits,

but.

notice it's only lower middle class down, people stuck between a rock and hard place, people who just need to keep the roof over their head one more day– only those people end up in a warehouse.

honeybyte

working in a warehouse is often fucking back breaking, heavy duty labor that's absolutely exhausting. you suffer thru it for 8+ hours to go home, crash, get up, and do it over again. you can barely make rent, but at least you're making it. in the meantime, you dont have the energy or time to think abt what this is actually doing to you.

labor like that is dangerous, and painful, and it breaks you down over time. i spent 3 years on a loading dock, and even tho i've been in the offices for the other 3 years, i'm still constantly in pain. spending too much time upright alone is extremely painful for me. why do i have a cane at 27?

they're forcing the lower classes into work that disables, maims, and kills if you're unlucky. work that exhausts you and keeps you running on barely any energy, just for crumbs. at the least it keeps you compliant, and at the worst you either end up disabled and persecuted, or dead.

what-even-is-thiss

One of the most common ways you preserve pork without refrigeration is keeping it in really salty water. This makes the pork borderline inedible because it’s so salty. What you don’t see in medieval fantasy is people soaking their meat in water for a bit before they cook it.

That’s also a reason to boil your meat though. Like yeah meat tastes better if you sear it first but sometimes you’ve gotta get that salt out.

what-even-is-thiss

You can also smoke your meats and make them into jerky basically. It’s not as juicy as pickling them though.

what-even-is-thiss

Also medieval peasants had more meat than you’d think because of these preservation methods. You can feed a pig scraps for the whole year and then butcher it at the start of winter and preserve the meat. Because of this they also often had access to lard.

Medieval peasants also didn’t eat chicken very often. That’s a source of eggs. If you’re lucky enough to own a cow it’s also unlikely you’d eat it unless it’s on its way out anyways. That’s a good source of milk. It’s more advantageous to keep a cow or chicken alive than to eat them.

These days chicken is usually the cheapest form of meat available. If someone is eating a chicken in a medieval setting though it’s either because they didn’t need that chicken anymore or because they’re rich enough to have chickens for eating.

what-even-is-thiss

If we’re talking mutton, European sheep are more often kept for wool or milk while middle eastern or African sheep are more often kept for eating. Europeans would of course eat sheep sometimes but it’s another one of those cases where it makes more sense to keep the animal alive rather than eating it.

Fat from a fat tailed sheep makes for good cooking fat if your setting is more middle eastern or North African inspired. European settings would prefer butter, lard, or olive oil depending on where exactly they are.

Goats weren’t super popular in Europe during medieval and ancient times. Very common in the Middle East and North Africa though both for milk and for meat.

figtreeandvine

A cow or ewe must have a calf or lamb every year to produce milk. Half of those offspring will be male, and thus will not produce milk. Ergo they were eaten, because you only need one bull or ram for a much larger number of breeding females.

The limiting factor for livestock keeping in the medieval period was winter fodder--there was enough summer grazing for the spring births in fallow fields that they fertilized with their manure , but not enough hay and grazing to get them through the winter. So the lambs--all the males and some of the females--would be butchered in the fall. A bull calf might be butchered as veal (or "baby beef", depending on timing) its first fall or might be over-wintered and butchered as beef the following fall. A few of the older ewes would be butchered as mutton, replaced with female lambs from the spring births. A female calf would be traded, sold, or kept as a replacement.

Similarly, half of the chicks born would be male, destined for spring/early summer butchering. (Or caponed, castrated, though that's much more difficult with a bird.) Chicken is a lean meat, though, and rather tough in a free-range bird, so it was usually stewed rather than roasted. Capon was a bit of a luxury food due to the difficulty of castrating them. Geese were much more popular due to the fattier meat.

Pork was plentiful due in part to the large size of a sow's litter. Over-winter one sow, and you get eight piglets or so, much more than a cow's single calf or a ewe's one to four lambs. Even if you didn't keep your own sow, buying piglets to raise and fatten was common. Most medieval pigs would forage rather than being fed scraps--hence the ubiquity of swineherd as a humble occupation.