Cats are Magical

It/She Aria 28 actual kitty ΘΔ theres gonna be nsfw stuff here.

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

[parawyrm]

[sea--burn]

[spoiledlg-deactivated20260424]

[dilfhamlet]

[dilfhamlet]

the literal only funny tags on this entire post

[t0bey]

miriel day wahoo

[nyaa]

[ニシムラ]

[milf--adjacent]

I don't know what the fuck this cunt even is but she’s chuffing back a fat dart and that’s all that matters.

[milf--adjacent]

I know we're all confused about what the fuck this cunt even is, but that's no excuse for homophobia 😡

[eggtempest]

jeopardy

[notahorseindisguise]

just said the Worlds Faggiest "Thank Youuuuu" to the cute subway guy making my sandwich

[notahorseindisguise]

also after realising how GAY my "thank youuuu~~ ^_^" and the little curtsy i did was, i grabbed my sandwich off him, my smile faded from embarrassment and i turned around and marched out the door without saying anything else

[notahorseindisguise]

he saw me go in real time from faggot to emotionless robot

[notahorseindisguise]

why would you queue this post. it is may and you set this up to remind me specifically of my romantic failures from november last year

[noah-wyles]

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

[fluoritegalaxy]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[the-boring-distopia]

It's interesting to see conversations about Harrowhark and gender, because she definitely does not fit into our traditional gender binary, but on the Ninth she conforms to the norms. She's a bald, grumpy nun like everybody else.

Necro/Cav relationships have more bearing on Dominicus society than gender relations (as seen by Harrow's conversation with Abigail and Magnus) and that coupled with the fact that there is a very complicated Dominicus social system Muir did not explain; being a necro, a cav or a normal citizen is basically akin to a secondary gender.

So in this post we discuss how John Gaius invented alpha beta omega dynamics....

[gentlyevilvt]

I think I have like a usefulness-breaking kink or something. taking someone who's so desperate to be useful and taking it all away from them, softly, sweetly, gently, until they can't even try to help at all... Forcibly relaxing them until they don't even protest about what they "should" be doing....

Awwwww, somebody went and ripped out all that usefulness you hold so dear but guess who's still loved? that's right, it's you!! No, silly, there's nothing you can do for me, but I can do some things for you! here, why don't you just put your head in my lap and let me tell you what a good job you're doing by relaxing for me~

[ace-trainer-alice]

It's a little thing, but I think one of the best parts of s/m play is about three quarters of the way through a session, assuming you're following the relatively standard "gently caress the impacted region between blows" protocol, your subject will usually start to flinch away from even just the caresses.

And at this point it's really delightful to mix up the rhythm. Caress, then caress again as if caring delicately for your subject, until it relaxes and then you return to pain again. If it's looking, go to hit then pause at the last second and pivot to gentle contact. Hit suddenly without warning before it can prepare itself.

Really just so lovely. The point at which the subject begins to simply react to your movements automatically. A really special kind of vulnerability, higher order thought ceases and body becomes a vessel channeling my touch. Lovely.

[plush-puppy-angel]

[urbys-derg-blog]

a fat dragon is a sign of a dragon that is good at dragoning. you can make her fatter by getting her eggnant

[leafs-lounge]

@howlingmists ::3

[koyoriin]

in case you missed it, my second clothing collection SERVE//DESTROY is now available! here is my friend aurahack's adorable character ascari rocking my WICKED VEIL shirt!

available here!: https://shop.koyorin.com

[sapphicsounds1312]

Imagine growing up with the gender assignment / social class of "girl" then transitioning to be a man later in life and deadass thinking that women feeling less safe around you because now you're a man makes you discriminated against for manhood, and then on top of that taking that shit out on trans women.

[which-pokemon-would-you-fuck]

Which flying Pokemon would you fuck?

Corviknight

Charizard

Voting ended on44m

[samipekoe]

finishing this comm at 2am #swag