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Things in my Notebook (07) ~Summer Prologue~

Salt hated Pepper.

Pepper hated Salt.

They hated each other.

Salt and Pepper often disagreed on many things.

"I bet that sandwich would be tastier with me on it"

"Tastier? More like tastier POOP!"

"You make me vomit"

"I hate you"

Despite their hatred towards each other, they often had to work together.

"Oh YES! I'm getting to go on the sandwich!"

"Ew! Pepper?! Who invited you here?"

"YOUR MOTHER"

"YOU WOT M8?"

Salt and Pepper were rivals for a very long time. They always competed against each other. No one could ever imagine them getting along.

In truth, however, the two were inseparable; they were codependent.

It was impossible to have one without the other.

Salt without pepper would lead to kidney stones, and Pepper without Salt was just plain wrong.

Regardless, Salt and Pepper could never cooperate and learn to appreciate one another.

But everything changed, when the Fire Nation attacked.

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Things in my Notebook (06) *DOUBLE LENGTH SPECIAL*

In Class today I found out that massive Spaghetti pockets imply success.

>A discussion of pockets and why they should be filled with spaghetti.

The circumstances surrounding success are consistent with spaghetti spilling out of pockets.

Please observe the following:

Case 1: Picking up girls and putting down spaghetti

In the even you have to speak to the opposite gender (assuming you are of the male), try to spill as much spaghetti  as possible. This will draw a ton of attention. Now, this is where most people make a mistake.

Don't. Try. To pick it up.

Just let it spill

Like nothing is wrong.

Fortunate are those that spill spaghetti, for they are the true heroes of the world. This is what people don't realize about spaghetti. It's better that you look stupid spilling it, than you look stupid trying to pick it up.

So while the girl is focused on your spaghetti, that is when you say whatever you want. You spaghetti will just make your words sound so moist. Ladies will line up to get a taste of your spaghetti.

"Hey wanna try my spaghetti?"

*oh she's already eating it*

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awww wittle kitty

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Deep down, we all want to be hamburgers

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Pika

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I JUSFT HIT KMY HEAD OF THE DOOR I THOUGHT THIDS WOUDL BE A CUTE STOP MOTION ANIMATION WITH A PIKACHU AND A CAT OH MY GFOD

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I’m crying

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Sides are non-existent

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Things in my Notebook (05)

Here I am in math class. I'm supposed to be doing a problem on the board. Fuck that shit.

This is the last page in my math notebook. I need to stop being so wasteful when I use it. Why is it filled with these useless math notes when I can use this notebook space to draw cats and shit? I can't waste this last page on a stupid math problem. I must use it for something worthwhile.

Let's talk about anime

I have seen many anime. Some(many) of which are quite questionable, obscure, and controversial. Some people are under the impression that anime turns you into a pervert.

Not going to lie, this is absolutely true.

However, pervert is not the right word. To call people like me perverts would be an insult. People like me have filled up our 2 TB external hard drives with anime that we enjoy watching. We have hentai folders on our desktop that we don't even bother to hide. We lock up our loli folder with a 256-bit encryption because the filthy casuals can't handle it yet. We get pillows with female anime characters on them because all of your friends know you are into that shit. We take these pillows on dates because talking to 3D girls would be straight as fuck.

Um.

Uh.

Actually.

Let's not talk about anime...

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In German we were learning about crossing the street.

My eyes are so tired

I don't think I can make it

They are going to close

OH SHIT

WAIT

ITS A FUCKING MAN DEER

I HAVE NOW EXPERIENCED ALL LIFE HAS TO OFFER

I AM COMPLETE

*image for reference as to what it actually looked like

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Things in my Notebook (04)

Today was my German midterm. I was unprepared

Situation 1: You are in a restaurant, and the bill is 11 Euro and 20 Cent. You give the waiter 12 Euro and 80 Cent. What do you say(in German)?

Me: Herr Waiter, hier ist das tip. Das 1 Euro 60 Cent ist für euch. Ich liebe dich. Entschuldigung. Kann ich Wasser haben?

Translation: Mister Waiter, here is the tip. The 1 Euro and 60 Cent is for you. I love you. Excuse me. Can I have water?

Situation 2: You are making food for your friends. What do you need to buy? What do you need to do to make this dish(in German)?

Me: Ich mache Toast für meine Freundinnen. Ich habe das Brot, aber ich brauche das Toaster. Ich habe ein Messer und Butter. Ich kaufe das Toaster. Dann, setze ich das Brot in das Toaster. Endlich, verbreite ich die butter mit dem Messer. Ich diene das Toast mit Saft und Wasser.Ich kann sehr gut kochen.

Translation: I am making Toast for my friends. I have bread, but I need a toaster. I have a butter knife and butter. I buy the toaster. Then, I put the bread in the toaster. Finally, I spread the butter with the knife. I serve the toast with juice and water. I can cook very well.

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Things in my Notebook (03)

In Expository Writing, where dreams are broken and I am bored.

Damn I feel so fucking exposed right now. Ha. Exposed, Expository Writing: OH SNAP. Expository writing is meant to expose your ideas. (fucking philosopher over here)What can I expose about Carr's argument with Gilbert's theories. The Dark Knight. Pew Pew Pew Meow.

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Damn dude, free writing is hard. I did this shit at home. Shit storm approaches. The shit storm approaches. DDos pew pew pew. I want to do German Vocab. But shit dawg. I can't cause I'm in expos. Expos is so annoying. FUCK. I wanted that A. Now I am sitting here with this fucking C+. WTF is this shit. How did so many people pass the first paper? Who got a A? what?

fuck

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Things in my Notebook (02)

I hayve 5 potatoes

Lucy steals 3 potatoes

Lucy is a bitch

I will cut her like a fish

and get potatoes back

When I get them back,

Lucy will be cut.

Potatoes are happiness

I will use them to power

my bathtub.

Then I will feed them to my dog

Any leftovers will be grown.

Growing potatoes is like investing in the stock market.

Grow Potatoes. Fuck bitches.

Money in the bank, Potating ain't easy.

You know what is easy though?

Nothing

Nothing is easy anymore

Everything is so difficult now

Potatoes have it easy

Because they are the product

I am no sell-out

I will continue

I will become the Potato Master

Potato Potate

Tater tots

If you fry other things, do they become tots also?

Tots

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Things in my Notebook (01)

How to peel a potato

1. Get to know your potato. Many potatoes are grown within the United States but other countries export their potatoes also.

2. Determine if your potato is safe to eat. If you brought your potatoes from a trusted grocery store, then you should have nothing to worry about. If you grow your ow, make sure they grow properly and did no succumb to darkness.

4. Fuck, I was writing in pen and forgot to write a 3rd step.

5. Wash the potato, use cold water and make sure you rinse thoroughly. Be gentle, you could hurt the potato's feelings.

6. Take your knife/potato peeler and begin peeling the potato. There exists a distance d from the outside of the wall to the beginning of the inside. The goal is to get skin off while saving as much of the soul of the potato as possible.

7. Repeat step 6 until skin is removed.

8. Congratulation! If you have peeled the potato of its skin you are ready to stick it up your butt. Good luck and have fun!

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