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i still get comments saying my Ghosts Elder Scroll dream cant be true because you cant read writing in dreams... rip to u but im different

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sermon 5

nerevar: hello i am noble brave heroic man

vivec, lying in the mud, barely alive: suh dude

nerevar: i found you im taking you with me

vivec: youre going to die

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this took too long to make

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sermon 37

vivec: Open your nose to the world and scents everything around you…. You maybe suprised what can be smelled

nerevar: what

vivec: Tired is only in your brain if you want you can keep going. I do many pushups when Im tired My brain becomes awake and muscles not asleep to

nerevar: this does not help me

vivec: If you want to the be the best stop thinking you are the best ever and be the best right now. The best now are always the best evers

[mephaler]

browsing this blog is a treat honestly. i was way funnier in 2016. also we were all having so much fun

[mephaler]

me: ~player.additem 0000000F 1000000

me: here in my lakeview manor just bought this uhh new painted horse here. fun to ride up here in falkreath hills. but you know what i like a lot more than materialistic things? Knowledge. in fact im a lot more proud of these seven new bookshelves that i had to get installed to hold two thousand new books that i bought. its like the billionare maven black-briar says,

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[agoodcartoon]

should have made a joke about lord hillvec keeping the meteorite bern dau from crashing into vvardington, dc, and causing the erruption of the red states, but she’s reaching across the aisle to an ash ghoul, one of dongoth ur’s minions, so she obviously is not to be trusted.

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Nerevar, the first council, a bunch of military generals: *talking about war, politics, strategy*

Vivec, sitting sideways on the chair, kicking their legs under the table and playing with a rubix cube: This blue square being alone among a sea of red… this represents us… we have to… find more blue squares!

Nerevar: fuck you’re so smart

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[mephaler]

search function on tumblr working exactly as intended. but only for /search/vivec/recent

call that a [joke pending]

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nerevarine moodboard

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[ayrenn]

i like how fa-nuit-hen is like three fennec foxes high

[powerfulwizard]

TES fans: you can’t like Almalexia because she murders two people

Also TES fans: Daddy Lucian Lachance

[powerfulwizard]

Every TES game has you do at least 3 daedric quests where you do some really irredeemably evil things and there’s a lot to unpack with what you do with the Dark Brotherhood in general like the villain of the Dark Brotherhood questline in Oblivion who infiltrated a murder cult to avenge his family would like, the protagonist if the protagonist themself wasn’t on the evil side, and then people are like, you can’t Almalexia because she is a murderer

[mephaler]

i just love it. the pearl-clutch over video game murder so bad when it comes to almalexia, i wonder if all their protags are lawful good paladins who never steal, never kill, never join any shady factions and never help any bad daedra

oh wait

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molag bal fans on here: ummm almalexia is problematic :(

[mephaler]

this is so almalexia im actually kinda worried how specifically fitting this is

[mephaler]

i was having fun for 0.1 second on my newly reactivated tes blog only to be reminded how absolutely joyless, smug, and pretentious tesblr is these days