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@outofcontextdragons
"Shit lizard is at it again. Spoiled baby was being hand fed. Ate a little. Looked at my fingers, thought about what he was doing for a minute and bit my finger instead of the food. Like went for my finger. Thought about his actions."
another highlight from @secretlytrashman
handsome boy getting ready for fancy dinner
ITS BUG TIME MOTHERFUCKER
why do i hear scuttling at 5am go to bed
My dumb baby boy refuses to eat out of a dish. I've tried for months and if it's in a dish he won't touch it. So all his veggies have to be on the ground, which he then scatters his veggies around his terrarium while eating. The rituals are intricate.
AJSKDKDK YOU CAN'T DISTURB THE RITUALS !!
I also tried feeding dishes when I got my idiot lizard but he would without fail knock them over and scatter food everywhere anyway. why sir. why.
"I have a very dumb of ass beardie and last night he kept bobbing and smacking his head on the glass, I took him out cause he needed to stop his lil baby tantrum and he decided that my arm was the best place for bathroom time."
thanks @secretlytrashman for this gem
my lizard is so bad at eating that he would rather give up after 3 tries than successfully consume fruit . sIR PLS
you smell like multivitamin powder
sir it's 8am why do you insist i carry you by wearing you like a travel pillow.
good morning lizard. you are stinky and cold. do not worry! you will yet spend the day being stinky and warm.
me: i see you've made it into the kitchen. now what?
lizard:
lizard:
lizard, trying futilely to get underneath the dishwasher: bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk
me: some things never change .
alright well. godspeed stinky lil man.
me, to my beardie that has refused to bask all morning because he pooped in his basking spot the minute he woke up: are you a grumpy bitch because you're cold? hm? i wonder who's fault that is.
i recently bought one of those home security cameras (wyze cam v3 for anyone interested, about $30 on amazon) for micah's enclosure and let me tell you it is the best purchase of my life
and to prove it here's a video of micah getting huffy because he's trying to pop the shed off his belly
the chances of being pooped on by a bearded dragon are low
but never zero
*leaves house*
did i leave the lizard viv open
*runs back into house*
micah did i leave your viv ope oh its closed ok bye ilu