Welcome To Tilted Towers

I am part lizard, and I am here to- yoroshiku onegaishimasu, as they say in Nippon.

[mephilestenesee]

Hi I’m back.

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

OK HEAR ME OUT

WE TAKE KNUCKLES’ WEED SELL IT TO ROUGE USE THE MONEY TO BUY A VR HEADSET AND PLAH HELP WANTED 2

[mephilestenesee]

There is no better plan. Anything for Freddy.

[shadowthehedgehog7777]

my tummy very much hurts uh oh

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

JESUS CHRIST MEPHILES YOU DIDNT SAY THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN

[mephilestenesee]

Why do you trust everything I say?

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

IDK MAN I JUST LIKE DO IM A VERY TRUSTING PERSON WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO HURT SHADOW

[mephilestenesee]

He made fun of my fucking gemsona, who wouldn’t be angry if that happened??

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A GEM- GEMSONA? TF IS THAT

[mephilestenesee]

YOU ABSOLUTE UN-CULTURED SWINE

HAVE YOU NOT HEARD IF STEVEN UNIVERSE!?

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

NO??

THE ONLY FANDOM IM A PART OF IS THE BACHELOR

[mephilestenesee]

WHY DO YOU WATCH THAT GARBAGE!?

[shadowthehedgehog7777]

my tummy very much hurts uh oh

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

JESUS CHRIST MEPHILES YOU DIDNT SAY THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN

[mephilestenesee]

Why do you trust everything I say?

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

IDK MAN I JUST LIKE DO IM A VERY TRUSTING PERSON WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO HURT SHADOW

[mephilestenesee]

He made fun of my fucking gemsona, who wouldn’t be angry if that happened??

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A GEM- GEMSONA? TF IS THAT

[mephilestenesee]

YOU ABSOLUTE UN-CULTURED SWINE

HAVE YOU NOT HEARD IF STEVEN UNIVERSE!?

[shadowthehedgehog7777]

my tummy very much hurts uh oh

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

JESUS CHRIST MEPHILES YOU DIDNT SAY THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN

[mephilestenesee]

Why do you trust everything I say?

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

IDK MAN I JUST LIKE DO IM A VERY TRUSTING PERSON WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO HURT SHADOW

[mephilestenesee]

He made fun of my fucking gemsona, who wouldn’t be angry if that happened??

[shadowthehedgehog7777]

also im in the hospital apparently i drank laundry detergent

[eggfucker17]

WHY

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

Listen man I thought it would be good for your immune system

[shadowthehedgehog7777]

i am currently getting my stomach pumped

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

MEPHILES SAID IT WAS OK BLAME HIM

[shadowthehedgehog7777]

@mephilestenesee ?

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

Yeah @mephilestenesee this is your fault

Mhm

Yeah

Get- um- timed out

[mephilestenesee]

Why did you trust everything I said?

IT WAS CLEARLY A LIE

…except for the kinning thing though…

[shadowthehedgehog7777]

my tummy very much hurts uh oh

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

JESUS CHRIST MEPHILES YOU DIDNT SAY THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN

[mephilestenesee]

Why do you trust everything I say?

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

would it be unhealthy to drink 8 and 5/8 ounces of laundry detergent?

[mephilestenesee]

No, it’s perfectly safe, hedgehog. Drink it up.

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

nah bro i’m not drinking it i poured it into @shadowthehedgehog7777s coffee this morning

[mephilestenesee]

Ah even better, old bodies like his need the nutrients that come from detergent. He’ll be feeling great after he drinks that if he hasn’t already!

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

Wait how do you know how old he is-

[mephilestenesee]

I am literally kinning him

I must know every little thing about him in order to do that

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

how many boyfriends has he ever had

[mephilestenesee]

16 when I last checked

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

wait really? i thought it was 15 who was the last one

[mephilestenesee]

@knucklesblubblub, obviously.

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

[mephilestenesee]

Exactly

[knucklesblubblub]

It’s called a one night stand dumbass

[mephilestenesee]

Shadow seemed reeeeally into that one night stand though…

From what I remember, you two met up again a week later

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

gasp TWO NIGHT STAND???

[mephilestenesee]

More than two, hedgehog

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

would it be unhealthy to drink 8 and 5/8 ounces of laundry detergent?

[mephilestenesee]

No, it’s perfectly safe, hedgehog. Drink it up.

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

nah bro i’m not drinking it i poured it into @shadowthehedgehog7777s coffee this morning

[mephilestenesee]

Ah even better, old bodies like his need the nutrients that come from detergent. He’ll be feeling great after he drinks that if he hasn’t already!

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

Wait how do you know how old he is-

[mephilestenesee]

I am literally kinning him

I must know every little thing about him in order to do that

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

how many boyfriends has he ever had

[mephilestenesee]

16 when I last checked

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

wait really? i thought it was 15 who was the last one

[mephilestenesee]

@knucklesblubblub, obviously.

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

[mephilestenesee]

Exactly

[knucklesblubblub]

It’s called a one night stand dumbass

[mephilestenesee]

Shadow seemed reeeeally into that one night stand though…

From what I remember, you two met up again a week later

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

would it be unhealthy to drink 8 and 5/8 ounces of laundry detergent?

[mephilestenesee]

No, it’s perfectly safe, hedgehog. Drink it up.

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

nah bro i’m not drinking it i poured it into @shadowthehedgehog7777s coffee this morning

[mephilestenesee]

Ah even better, old bodies like his need the nutrients that come from detergent. He’ll be feeling great after he drinks that if he hasn’t already!

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

Wait how do you know how old he is-

[mephilestenesee]

I am literally kinning him

I must know every little thing about him in order to do that

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

how many boyfriends has he ever had

[mephilestenesee]

16 when I last checked

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

wait really? i thought it was 15 who was the last one

[mephilestenesee]

@knucklesblubblub, obviously.

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

[mephilestenesee]

Exactly

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

would it be unhealthy to drink 8 and 5/8 ounces of laundry detergent?

[mephilestenesee]

No, it’s perfectly safe, hedgehog. Drink it up.

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

nah bro i’m not drinking it i poured it into @shadowthehedgehog7777s coffee this morning

[mephilestenesee]

Ah even better, old bodies like his need the nutrients that come from detergent. He’ll be feeling great after he drinks that if he hasn’t already!

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

Wait how do you know how old he is-

[mephilestenesee]

I am literally kinning him

I must know every little thing about him in order to do that

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

how many boyfriends has he ever had

[mephilestenesee]

16 when I last checked

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

wait really? i thought it was 15 who was the last one

[mephilestenesee]

@knucklesblubblub, obviously.

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

would it be unhealthy to drink 8 and 5/8 ounces of laundry detergent?

[mephilestenesee]

No, it’s perfectly safe, hedgehog. Drink it up.

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

nah bro i’m not drinking it i poured it into @shadowthehedgehog7777s coffee this morning

[mephilestenesee]

Ah even better, old bodies like his need the nutrients that come from detergent. He’ll be feeling great after he drinks that if he hasn’t already!

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

Wait how do you know how old he is-

[mephilestenesee]

I am literally kinning him

I must know every little thing about him in order to do that

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

how many boyfriends has he ever had

[mephilestenesee]

16 when I last checked

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

care to explain this @mephilestenesee

[mephilestenesee]

… would you believe me if I blamed it on @shadowthehedgehog7777 ?

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

would it be unhealthy to drink 8 and 5/8 ounces of laundry detergent?

[mephilestenesee]

No, it’s perfectly safe, hedgehog. Drink it up.

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

nah bro i’m not drinking it i poured it into @shadowthehedgehog7777s coffee this morning

[mephilestenesee]

Ah even better, old bodies like his need the nutrients that come from detergent. He’ll be feeling great after he drinks that if he hasn’t already!

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

Wait how do you know how old he is-

[mephilestenesee]

I am literally kinning him

I must know every little thing about him in order to do that

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

would it be unhealthy to drink 8 and 5/8 ounces of laundry detergent?

[mephilestenesee]

No, it’s perfectly safe, hedgehog. Drink it up.

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

nah bro i’m not drinking it i poured it into @shadowthehedgehog7777s coffee this morning

[mephilestenesee]

Ah even better, old bodies like his need the nutrients that come from detergent. He’ll be feeling great after he drinks that if he hasn’t already!

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

would it be unhealthy to drink 8 and 5/8 ounces of laundry detergent?

[mephilestenesee]

No, it’s perfectly safe, hedgehog. Drink it up.

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

@mephilestenesee can i please have my ps5 back

i’m in the midst of playing the security breach dlc

i was SO CLOSE TO FINISHING IT

[mephilestenesee]

Wait you’re saying that you haven’t noticed… anything else…?

Like a certain plushie?

Nothing like that?