hey buddy

long time no see

[eggfucker17]

eggman… we can make amends…

Daddy?

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

No. Sonic. Go find your absent father elsewhere.

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

Hey does anyone know whos playing “sorry” by justin Bieber on full blast next to my house? I cant fucking sleep

[eggfucker17]

Stray cats ran off with my dick again

[onepolygonbitch]

THAT WAS BLAZE YOU PIECE OF SHIT. APOLOGIZE.

[eggfucker17]

Listen I apologize for mistaking Blaze for Multiple Stray Cats (still doubtful about that tbh) but I mean. She literally stole my dick. Why don't you go yell at her for stealing my dick

[shadowthehedgehog7777]

deserved

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

I went on vacation to the bahamas for like 6 months and suddenly blaze is being confused with a herd of stray cats? Yeah sounds about right

But now im wondering how the fuck they got your dick

[shadowthehedgehog7777]

also im in the hospital apparently i drank laundry detergent

[eggfucker17]

WHY

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

Listen man I thought it would be good for your immune system

[shadowthehedgehog7777]

i am currently getting my stomach pumped

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

MEPHILES SAID IT WAS OK BLAME HIM

[shadowthehedgehog7777]

@mephilestenesee ?

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

Yeah @mephilestenesee this is your fault

Mhm

Yeah

Get- um- timed out

[mephilestenesee]

Why did you trust everything I said?

IT WAS CLEARLY A LIE

…except for the kinning thing though…

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

WELL YOU TRICKED ME AND THATS LIKE REALLY FUCKING RUDE

SO YEAH

…BITCH

[shadowthehedgehog7777]

thbings be rlky goinf dowb in the sgadow the hefgrhof fandmon

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

if your gonna type at least do it when you get out of the ER

[shadowthehedgehog7777]

ok i did it

i lived

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

omg took you long enough

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Ceasar has been dead for 2064 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2065 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2066 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2067 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2068 slutty, slutty years

[therogueduchess]

Next year is gonna be nice

[daily-spooky]

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

OK HEAR ME OUT

WE TAKE KNUCKLES’ WEED SELL IT TO ROUGE USE THE MONEY TO BUY A VR HEADSET AND PLAH HELP WANTED 2

[mephilestenesee]

There is no better plan. Anything for Freddy.

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

aight knuckles

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

OK HEAR ME OUT

WE TAKE KNUCKLES’ WEED SELL IT TO ROUGE USE THE MONEY TO BUY A VR HEADSET AND PLAH HELP WANTED 2

[shadowthehedgehog7777]

my tummy very much hurts uh oh

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

JESUS CHRIST MEPHILES YOU DIDNT SAY THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN

[mephilestenesee]

Why do you trust everything I say?

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

IDK MAN I JUST LIKE DO IM A VERY TRUSTING PERSON WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO HURT SHADOW

[mephilestenesee]

He made fun of my fucking gemsona, who wouldn’t be angry if that happened??

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A GEM- GEMSONA? TF IS THAT

[mephilestenesee]

YOU ABSOLUTE UN-CULTURED SWINE

HAVE YOU NOT HEARD IF STEVEN UNIVERSE!?

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

NO??

THE ONLY FANDOM IM A PART OF IS THE BACHELOR

[mephilestenesee]

WHY DO YOU WATCH THAT GARBAGE!?

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

IT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF

[shadowthehedgehog7777]

I LIVED

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

DAMN IT I WAS KINDA HOPING YOU WOULD DIE SO I WOULDNT HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE GUILT

[shadowthehedgehog7777]

oh.

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

shit i probably shouldn’t have said that

[shadowthehedgehog7777]

my tummy very much hurts uh oh

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

JESUS CHRIST MEPHILES YOU DIDNT SAY THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN

[mephilestenesee]

Why do you trust everything I say?

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

IDK MAN I JUST LIKE DO IM A VERY TRUSTING PERSON WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO HURT SHADOW

[mephilestenesee]

He made fun of my fucking gemsona, who wouldn’t be angry if that happened??

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A GEM- GEMSONA? TF IS THAT

[mephilestenesee]

YOU ABSOLUTE UN-CULTURED SWINE

HAVE YOU NOT HEARD IF STEVEN UNIVERSE!?

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

NO??

THE ONLY FANDOM IM A PART OF IS THE BACHELOR

[mephilestenesee]

WHY DO YOU WATCH THAT GARBAGE!?

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

IT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF

[shadowthehedgehog7777]

I LIVED

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

DAMN IT I WAS KINDA HOPING YOU WOULD DIE SO I WOULDNT HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE GUILT

[shadowthehedgehog7777]

my tummy very much hurts uh oh

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

JESUS CHRIST MEPHILES YOU DIDNT SAY THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN

[mephilestenesee]

Why do you trust everything I say?

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

IDK MAN I JUST LIKE DO IM A VERY TRUSTING PERSON WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO HURT SHADOW

[mephilestenesee]

He made fun of my fucking gemsona, who wouldn’t be angry if that happened??

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A GEM- GEMSONA? TF IS THAT

[mephilestenesee]

YOU ABSOLUTE UN-CULTURED SWINE

HAVE YOU NOT HEARD IF STEVEN UNIVERSE!?

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

NO??

THE ONLY FANDOM IM A PART OF IS THE BACHELOR

[mephilestenesee]

WHY DO YOU WATCH THAT GARBAGE!?

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

IT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF

[shadowthehedgehog7777]

my tummy very much hurts uh oh

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

JESUS CHRIST MEPHILES YOU DIDNT SAY THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN

[mephilestenesee]

Why do you trust everything I say?

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

IDK MAN I JUST LIKE DO IM A VERY TRUSTING PERSON WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO HURT SHADOW

[mephilestenesee]

He made fun of my fucking gemsona, who wouldn’t be angry if that happened??

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A GEM- GEMSONA? TF IS THAT

[mephilestenesee]

YOU ABSOLUTE UN-CULTURED SWINE

HAVE YOU NOT HEARD IF STEVEN UNIVERSE!?

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

NO??

THE ONLY FANDOM IM A PART OF IS THE BACHELOR

[shadowthehedgehog7777]

my tummy very much hurts uh oh

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

JESUS CHRIST MEPHILES YOU DIDNT SAY THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN

[mephilestenesee]

Why do you trust everything I say?

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

IDK MAN I JUST LIKE DO IM A VERY TRUSTING PERSON WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO HURT SHADOW

[mephilestenesee]

He made fun of my fucking gemsona, who wouldn’t be angry if that happened??

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A GEM- GEMSONA? TF IS THAT

[shadowthehedgehog7777]

I DID NOT HAVE AN ANY NIGHT STAND WITH KNUCKLES

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

@knucklesblubblub is this true?

[knucklesblubblub]

Unfortunately he is capping

But he also had a one night stand with you Sonic

More than once

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

no???? when????

[shadowthehedgehog7777]

also im in the hospital apparently i drank laundry detergent

[eggfucker17]

WHY

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

Listen man I thought it would be good for your immune system

[shadowthehedgehog7777]

i am currently getting my stomach pumped

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

MEPHILES SAID IT WAS OK BLAME HIM

[shadowthehedgehog7777]

@mephilestenesee ?

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

Yeah @mephilestenesee this is your fault

Mhm

Yeah

Get- um- timed out

[mephilestenesee]

Why did you trust everything I said?

IT WAS CLEARLY A LIE

…except for the kinning thing though…

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

WELL YOU TRICKED ME AND THATS LIKE REALLY FUCKING RUDE

SO YEAH

…BITCH

[shadowthehedgehog7777]

thbings be rlky goinf dowb in the sgadow the hefgrhof fandmon

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

if your gonna type at least do it when you get out of the ER

[shadowthehedgehog7777]

also im in the hospital apparently i drank laundry detergent

[eggfucker17]

WHY

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

Listen man I thought it would be good for your immune system

[shadowthehedgehog7777]

i am currently getting my stomach pumped

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

MEPHILES SAID IT WAS OK BLAME HIM

[shadowthehedgehog7777]

@mephilestenesee ?

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

Yeah @mephilestenesee this is your fault

Mhm

Yeah

Get- um- timed out

[mephilestenesee]

Why did you trust everything I said?

IT WAS CLEARLY A LIE

…except for the kinning thing though…

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

WELL YOU TRICKED ME AND THATS LIKE REALLY FUCKING RUDE

SO YEAH

…BITCH

[shadowthehedgehog7777]

my tummy very much hurts uh oh

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

JESUS CHRIST MEPHILES YOU DIDNT SAY THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN

[mephilestenesee]

Why do you trust everything I say?

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

IDK MAN I JUST LIKE DO IM A VERY TRUSTING PERSON WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO HURT SHADOW