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There's actually not much to say.

[roaminromans]

[catchymemes]

[girlnephew]

[jessaerys]

we used to have normalized whump. remember what they took from you....

[jessaerys]

back in the day you could write about the most sickeningly vile atrocious war crimes happening to your blorbo and everyone was like. kyaaaaaaaa >w<. they just got it. they understood

[mysterycat-isme]

What the fuck is whump

[acid-aholic-reborn]

i see you have replies but they’re a little innocent. whump as i personally have seen is borderline fetish content and sometimes outright fetish content. for example amputee sex. your character has a disability, serious physical illness, or has become so wounded they can’t take care of themselves so the other person in the ship has to do it. only it’s extremely condescending and very creepy. just search #whump on here and read one single text post it will make you shudder

[jessaerys]

whump is when a character is harassed and beaten and dominated and tortured and victimized and used and abused and humiliated and tormented and maltreated and molested and brutalized and wounded and maimed and martyred and persecuted and amputated and burned at the stake and crucified for your sins and their whole family is killed in front of their eyes and their village is burned down to the ground and they're flayed alive and they are bruised and bleeding and crying and sobbing and throwing up and asking god why he has forsaken sorry i got so horny i forgot where i was going with this

[timidsketch]

You know that feeling when you eat a lot of candy on Halloween and suddenly you crave carrots because your body is telling you that it needs nutrients not in the candy? That is no different than when you eat a lot of carrots and crave a Snickers bar.

Your body knows what it needs. Your body uses cravings to tell you to eat the nutrients you're in low supply of. You crave sugar all the time? It's because you are restricting sugar and not actually listening to your body. Cravings are not evil. They're literally how your body is designed to maintain a balanced food intake.

Please for the love of god (nontheistic), learn about intuitive eating and finally end the grip that diet culture has on you and your wallet. And in case this is one of my posts that somehow leaves fat activism circles, fatness is not evil either. You will never escape diet culture until you end your fear and hatred of fatness. Period.

[visceral-acuity]

Snickers? Read the ingredients

[timidsketch]

There is no such thing as evil food, friend. Unless you're allergic to the food or the food is rotten with mold, the food is not going to kill you. A Snickers bar has nutrients, and restricting foods that this fatphobic, diet culture obsessed society deems "unhealthy" will only make you crave those foods more until you eventually binge on them. Restricting foods you want to eat and that you aren't allergic to is not healthy. Dieting is not healthy. Fearing and hating fat people to the point you purge your every meal and abuse anyone you deem fat is not healthy. Following a literally arbitrary calorie number that was decided based on self-reported data, biased assumptions, the governments desire for a "nice round number," and was purposefully made smaller than even the self-reported data said is not healthy. Following the whims of diet and weight loss companies that have never actually given a fuck about you is not healthy.

Eat the Snickers bar.

[timidsketch]

And yes, craving sugar all the time is a problem, and it's caused by you restricting until your body screams at you to eat.

Eat the damn Snickers bar 💕

[timidsketch]

I seriously can't with diet worshippers anymore.

[fatphobiabusters]

I love how that princesslucky user straight up said that we don't need any sugar, but then when proved wrong they clarified "Um, I totally meant added sugar lol So I'm still right and you're a bad person. Byyyeeee! uwu"

This is an old post, so there's some simplifications since there are health conditions beyond allergies that require specific diets. But overall, yes. Humans literally need sugar to live. Someone who tries to tell you that a piece of cake is evil, that person is not your friend. Even illnesses that affect ability to eat sugar do not prevent a person from eating sugar entirely, and that is because

Humans

Need

Sugar

Sugar is a human survival need like water or breathing air. If you hold your breath, you gasp for air afterwards because your body is desperate to regain the oxygen it was deprived of. That is also what your body is doing when you binge sugary food after depriving your body of sugar until the cravings were too intense to ignore.

You are allowed to have your cake and eat it too.

-Mod Worthy

[empress-of-dark2005]

[markodragic]

I dont think anything on this earth tickles me so hard as how busted white people look in the yakuza franchise

its so dhsjdjfjxjfjgk

[beardedmrbean]

Random Animal Generator - Perchance

[toskarin]

can you imagine how pissed luke would be if he learned that yoda used to do thousands of space samurai super backflips and chose to teach him how to fight in a boring way instead

[toskarin]

wow luke your moves suck who taught you them.the goblin?

[v1leblood]

vader thought luke knew he was going easy on him because they were waving their swords around carefully instead of doing insane flips across chasms and moving vehicles. they thought they were on the same page. huge surprise when he refused to join him because it all seemed really friendly

[toskarin]

vader in his final moments sinking into despair as he realises his son actually kind of just sucks at swords and it's all the little frog guy's fault

[mephistos-cafe-lattes]

The guy started from level 1 at like age 19. Give him a break. We can't all be olympic gymnast in battle.

[onlinebeast]

What do you call these.

Clackers

Grippers

Spatula

Grabbers

Pick-ups

Pincers

Forceps

Nippers

Claws

Something else

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[floxy-offical]

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[navigatorwrongway]

adding tags because YEAH

[televisionenjoyer]

alright tumblr what was y'all's first yaoi?

[mephistos-cafe-lattes]

I expect Tumblr to be awash with crabs

[catmask]

im not an animal scientist or anything but i also don't think this is like anthropormorphizing something that's not actually there - has anyone else thought about how insane it is that cats can like. meow questioningly. like that when they're 'asking a question' or confused they will lilt the end of their meow up in tone like we do when we ask a question. this is fucking me up so bad do they learn that from us?????? are they capable of understanding what that means????

[catmask]

i seriously got like moved to tears today when i realized when i'm looking for my cat i'll call his name like "harbor? harbor?" with a lilt at the end of the name and when he doesn't know where i am he meows that way too. he meows like he's calling out a name and i don't. know how to react to that. i left my impression on this little living thing without even meaning to just. because i love him. i didnt even mean to but i did

[just-shower-thoughts]

Despite approximately 200,000 years of evolution, humans are still completely vulnerable while they sleep and lack any sort of defensive mechanism.

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

The defense mechanism is community you self centered prick

[cipheramnesia]

Zombies shouldn't growl or snarl, they should babble a mixture of incomplete word sounds and whole words or sentence fragments. Every zombie should sound almost but not quite like it's trying to tell you something.

[january-summers]

this may not be what you're saying, but what I'm hearing is that zombies should make everyone feel like they've developed sudden onset audio processing disorder.

Like if you could just hear it more clearly, you'd understand what they're saying, but in reality it's nonsense and there's nothing to understand.

And damn if it doesn't convince so many folks that their loved ones are still in there, they just need to keep them locked up safely in the barn until someone finds the cure, then everything can go back to the way they were.

[transpidergwen]

THIS is exactly what this particular zombie trope is missing. Like we all understand, conceptually, that this still looks like someone they love, but it would be 1000 times more effective if it still somewhat behaved like someone they love.