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my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m
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SPOILER ALERT:
MC: PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!
Barbatos: Is this love?
MC: ...
MC: Dude, what?
MC: sir this is a black hole dark crevasse
So, you guys know those absolutely ridiculous tabloids with all the fake celebrity news written all over the cover? Okay hear me out, the Devildom has those… but the brothers are often the main feature.
Asmo reads them REGULARLY.
Asmo: GASP! I’ve fallen out with Satan?! When?! *grabs magazine* I must know!
Lucifer: Asmo, those things are trash.
Asmo: it says right here that Lord Diavolo rejected your marriage proposal.
Lucifer: *snatches the magazine* I proposed?!
Lucifer & MC's relationship is so fucking funny??? It gives me heavy 'Dad and the pet he said he didn't want' vibes
why can't solmare make a normal obey me ad ☠️☠️☠️
so i just finished mistborn: the final empire and,,,,, objectively? amazing. in truth? it might be the first time i give up on a series because im too sad
Good news!! It gets sadder!
1. Finish Mistborn. Take a day out to process. 2. Finally able to check out memes without risk of spoilers 3. Instagram and Youtube are kinda bare 4. Re-open tumblr account that’s gone unused for ages 5. Kelsier Fortnite?????
Sorry I replied the very second you texted. I have no life and shame
Sorry I took forever to reply. I couldn’t think of anything to say and I got distracted
I just listened to the new episode of tma and immediately re-installed tumblr. this is the first time I’m gonna be listening while they come out and I’ll not have to save the spoilers for later
The year is 2050. Apple now builds accommodation. Large skyscrapers that only last five years before they start to fall apart and must be demolished and then rebuilt and upgraded. The people who live there have to pay for the privilege of the demolishion and have to contribute during the rebuilding, but at least you have a good view of the city—the hazy glow of pollution really makes you feel as though you’re living in a fantasy film.
I firmly believe that anyone who says there’s only two genders is just trying to hide the fact that they can’t count past two
when you’re writing on paper and you’re nearly out of space on the line and then you mess up a word :/
everyone talks about wuhluhwuh and mlem and I love and appreciate that but I may I offer for your consideration: nublenub
can adverts please stop trying to be relateable nobody actually speaks Like That irl
why do bigots keep turning out lowkey bops??? I’ve had the “It’s not okay to be gay” song stuck in my head for the past half hour
y’all ever do something and go “goddamn that’s some privilege right there”? Like I was walking down a street eating cookies and it hit me that the fact nobody was looking at me weird was a sign of my skinny privilege
