“I’m Going To Write That” She Lied

Sup! I’m Scarlet! She/Her A Creator of Stupid Headcanons Forcibly Assigned Riddle Kinnie Professional Bisexual Disaster In this house we simp for Mammon and Asmo! REQUESTS ARE CLOSED COMMISSIONS ARE CLOSED

[absolutepokemontrash]

Masterlist

Welcome to Hell, I’ll be your hostess! Requests are currently CLOSED

I don’t post anything explicitly smutty, but anything vaguely not safe to read near your parents will be tagged with “No Chihuahuas Allowed”

Now, what circle is your soul dammed to?

First Circle

Stupid Headcanons

Second Circle

Long Headcanons and Requests

Third Circle

Stand-alone Fics

Fourth Circle

The Half Demon Series

Fifth Circle

Obey me MC and OC stuff

Sixth Circle

Rules

Seventh Circle

Cerberus Appreciation

Eighth Circle

OC List

Ninth Circle

Commission Sheet

[officialhavensocial]

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[shyjusticewarrior]

The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, summarized:

[capitolcouturezine]

Greetings everyone!! My name is Rosie and i am currently in the works of hosting a Capitol Couture themed charity zine!!! We need page artists, writers, cover artists and merch artists!! more information can be found in the doc! applications close February 22nd but that may subject to change!

(you must be 16+ to participate!)

my main account is @rosettagra and will probably interact with others from there :)

Happy hunger games!

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfwCEU9kY2e3JfdQ74TXZHuJL5dCancOsVCiVJ8m9AvOWLw8w/viewform?pli=1 (application)

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfwCEU9kY2e3JfdQ74TXZHuJL5dCancOsVCiVJ8m9AvOWLw8w/viewform?pli=1

https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1_SuN6YrkRwURJ0dAO5jphXHJVFn2iYoEUV75lYh9nEk/mobilebasic (info doc)

Capitol Couture Fanzine Info

Capitol Couture Fanzine Info Overview The Capitol Couture Fanzine is a zine inspired by the Capitol Couture website and Hunger Games univers

[cowboysuperhero]

please go do this survey right now

[hiveswap]

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

[elliot-amy]

at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like “are you trying to meet god?” and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying “woah that’s a lot of coffee”

[gastrointestinalhallelujahcannon]

Being funny on Tumblr and then going to be funny in real life is like traveling to a foreign country and baby the currency exchange rate is biased in your favor

[kosmogrl]

[eclipse-ofthe-sun]

[seizethegay420]

I honestly look forward to Ace Attorney Tumblr doing the same shit every year more than I do actual Christmas

[radarchives]

[shaydh]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[laerugo]

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

[mortimermcmirestinks]

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

[rue-nightly]

A 2025 update

[still-a-morosexual-help]

Meanwhile, MC to Lucifer:

MC's the actual Daddy Dom of the series.

[absolutepokemontrash]

So I’m having a very silly time with Till Death Do Us Part

[callizinc]

Drawing a character who's injured and adding spatters and drops and pools of blood without knowing or caring about how all that blood possibly got in those places or even happened in the first place

[baskervilleshund]

[benedictsvestcollection]

Today’s the only day you can reblog this until next year guys.

[nvmlmao]

[melpomenelamusa]

Top 3 best things a fictional character can do:

Pass out from pain or exhaustion.

Be captured/kidnapped (+ bound and gagged).

Be comforted by their loved ones after a traumatic event.