hiii same anon from earlier!! THE EVIL WILLIAMS DEMOTION!!!! also secretly kind of my favourite option. though i will sayā¦ iāve talked myself into enjoying one other option that at first i hated on principle. you do not have to entertain my delusion. but. if maxcedes is truly happening and no one else moves, so red bull logically has to make george an offer for a straight up #wifeswap. iāve weirdly convinced myself that red bull is the best possible thing that could happen to georgeās personal brand. itās so clearly wrong that suddenly any pathway to making it work is pure fun. the branding angle is likeā¦ the buttoned up but beloved teacher in the coming of age film who by the end has learned to loosen his tie and breathe for the first time in his life.
it would have to be a complete rebrand from the mercedes man heās worked so hard to be that it genuinely introduces a fun element of likeā¦ well are there things about him that got filed away to make sense for the properness of the ācharacterā he played in contrast to lewis that work here? thereās a whole angle to play with of that britishness, but giving it a little less pomp, a little more bite. a little sexy, even. george russell takes his red bull shaken, not stirred. the same stylish sheen, but less polish. after the whatsapp farm video, iām wondering if heās the perfect candidate for some of the red bull āweāre sending you to an extremely specific regional sports event to try it outā content. you let the vcarb admins at him and i think they treat it like the biggest opportunity of their lives.
then i remembered the rumour that seb is potentially on the cards to come back to red bull in some leadership capacity in the next few years and i decided that actually this isnāt a bad thing and this is secretly the best thing that could ever happen to george russell. george russell first driver at sebastian vettelās red bull is real and it can happen to us. and it all comes with pre-paid galex angst.
russ bull is real to no one but me in my mind and also now in your inbox. feel free to delete this message and pretend it never happened. amen.
oh my god hi anon, sorry for delay in replying but i saw this when i was at work and needed to wait until i got home to reply to this properly. which luckily gave me the entire workday to turn it over in my head because holy fuck
the image of george in a rbr racesuit alone is absolutely diabolical to me but likeā¦ā¦ā¦.. this is so compelling. of course georgeās brand would need to shift - but so would red bullās, because theyāve been the max verstappen propaganda machine for almost a decade and if heās not there anymore then whoās driving the car!!! (literally, in this case)
i am obsessed with the āshaken, not stirredā red bull bc like george WOULD bring that vibe to the team. it would be toned down to what heās like as mr mercedes but something something about the boy kings red bull has built their empire on, something something about george coming in as a fully formed adult to reshape it.
and oh my gOD the concept of george being a driver with sebās red bull i am receiving this ask like a message from god. i wasnāt even aware of any rumours of that re: seb and right now idc if theyāre total bullshit, this is SPEAKING to me this is ENTHRALLING me can you imagine. what if the red bull racing team was just the gpda in a trench coat. like george seb thatās the thing iām sensitive aboutā¦ā¦ā¦.
i would never pretend this never existed anon. i am preaching this from the heavens. i am receiving your sermon on the mount. i canāt believe iām entertaining the concept of red bull!george but i amā¦ā¦ā¦. by jove i amā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ and it is beautifulā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦
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