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@mercury-the-swift
Hi I have an appearance.
*throws @mercury-the-swift at you*
say hi the smol planet
Oh- small the anon says- uh hello there!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?? AHHHHHHH-
*It tries to flap its wings that are fucking gone.*
damn- you’re loud
BECAUSE YOU'RE PROBABLY A DEMON CHILD!
do i really look demonic? Guess I’ll blame that on Sir. But also who are you?
IT'S NOT YOUR APPEARANCE, IT'S THE FACT THAT I GOT SENT TO YOU.
I'm Mercury.
well hello Mercury‚ I’m Doorman!
Where are your parents?
Well‚ Sir is back home -which I’m walking to-.
he would’ve used his weird magic to bring me home but he swore to not use his magic anymore
Is Sir your caretaker?
My only experience with children is being bitten by Venus', but like, I still think you shouldn't be without your parents or whatever.
Yeah, he has a name- but I’m not allowed to tell strangers.
I’m only out here because a stupid anon thought it would be funny
Well uhm... good luck getting home.
well good luck to you too! Since we’re in the void
WHAT.
….OH I FORGOT- most celestials can’t tell when the void begins…. Ah
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET OUT OF HERE? AM I DOOMED??
uhhh I can lead you out!
Like, genuinely?
I was fabricated here. Of course I can!
OK then-
If you lead me to hell I'll uhh throw rocks at you or some shit.
pfft-
this isn’t even how you go to hell! Sir told me how to properly do so
Just get me back to Sol's system already.
Alright Snippy‚ just follow me!
Er, I have a name and it's MERCURY.
yeah‚ I know snippy
Did "SIR" teach you anything about basic respect??
’mostly that you earn it!
Respect is a right inherent to everyone. "Sir" is just ignorant to the fact that everyone deserves a degree of respect regardless of whether or not they've "earned" it.
*she seemed to smile at that‚ giving off a feeling of uncertainty *
You would’ve.e hated him when he sued magic then‚ and you would’ve despised The Other!
*Doorman started walking away then‚ stopping for Mercury to follow her*
*Xe follows, crossing xyr arms.*
If he was with either Chaos or that weird gang of eldritch horrors then I most certainly did.
*she snickered‚ turning back towards the void*
If the name “Vitreous” rings a bell, or possible “the Iris” than your right on the nose!
*The small wings on their head flared out in unison with their rapidly widening eyes.*
OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT DUDE.
At least it isn't Sclera but WHAT.
ehh multiversal bullshit‚ your mind couldn’t comprehend it
ARE YOU INSULTING MY COGNITIVE ABILITY??
more like I wouldn’t want you head to e x p l o d e
That's surprising.
well so is the concept of sentience but most people don’t really quetsion that
I question it for several hours daily, actually! It used to make me fly into walls but now I can't fly! HAHAHAHAHHA FUCK YOU CHAOS.
Hm, anons eh?
Nope! A SICK BITCH WHO KILLED MY FRIEND AND THEN CAME BACK TO RIP MY WINGS OFF.
[@doorman-official]
…Celestial hells… if I ever meet that celestial I’m having Sir attack the‚ for me
Vitreous might fucking die and/or go through excruciating pain if he does, especially if he doesn't use any magic.
Sir’s backed up by an Elder‚ though he probably wouldnt care either way..
I don't know what an elder is but Chaos is an absolute MONSTER.
death himself I believe!
I'd honestly still bet my money on Chaos because she terrifies me.
I’m also pretty sure Chaos is technically my grand aunt?… Sicne she’s sister to Planet X who technically adopted Sir who adopted me- our family tree is confusing-
Mother to planet X! Also that won't mean shit because X isn't her favourite.
ElderDAMN this is confusing‚ well‚ she can’t make it through the void though‚ it keep spitting her out near supernovaing stars
It's good that you have a shield and don't have any risk of losing limbs and friends. I'd pay you for this but my money is nonexistent.
I mean if you just like make a house right here you’d just need to know where you’re going to get there- and the void doesn’t seem to hate you. But then again you do have attachments outside of this place I’ll assume
Yeah I need to get back to Venus.
wait- Venus? An anon gave us their kids-
WHAT? VENUS IS PROBABLY MURDERING WHOEVER HE THINKS TOOK THEM--
SHIT UHH‚ ILL BRING YOU TOO THEM THEN- FOLLOW ME!!!
*turns around and starts running*
*Mercury sprints incredibly fast, struggling to not accidentally go ahead and lose xyr way in the void.*
THERE-
*she pointed at her house and coincidently Venus’s kids who were probably sitting outside as Vitreous was preparing himself to traverse the void*
OH THANK THE STARS ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
[@beroe-moon-of-venus]
Yes, im fine!
Is fun here! I had just broken two things!
Great! Do you wanna head back home?
Yes!! I don't want dad to worry!
Can you walk back with me or do you need help?
I can do it on my own! Dont worry
You must be strong, then! It's a looong way!
Yes I will be! Im the strongest moon!! So i'll no even be a little tired!
I am truly grateful that you are sparing me from your wrath.
Of course you should, my kindness is my best feature!
Amazing! Then let's begin our journey! If this kid and... Vitreous... are ready!
We are! Just follow me!
*pulling Vitreous along*
*It stares into Vitreous' eyes like a bird yiu just took seeds from.*
If you hurt them I will find a way to turn you into a kebab.
I don’t hurt kids.
I don't trust that whatsoever.
don’t blame ya’‚ wouldn’t trust me either
That's not helping your case.
Venus is probably gonna try to kill you on sight or some shit anyone.
I don’t plan on leaving the void. It’s not safe for Doorman.
Shouldn't she have outside contact and friends? I thought that was important for children.
She is not of this world. If she leaves the void higher beings will… remove her.
it is safer this way
She should still AT LEAST have friends.
do you think anyone would willingly let their kids into the void and I trust their safety to me for even a minute?
You can intrust her safety to them.
do you know anyone who can best reality?
Yes. A determined enough planet could probably do it.
so do you know anybody who can stop the fabric of reality from tearing her apart or atomizing her?
Probably. We're not friends because they're not Venus but they exist. Most stars seem to be able to. At least Sol is really fucking powerful. Black holes are immensely powerful, and there has to be at least one who is kind. Curses and blessings can give some power. Just consider any way to give her some friends.
..I will then… happy… travels
Gooodbye.
*throws @mercury-the-swift at you*
say hi the smol planet
Oh- small the anon says- uh hello there!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?? AHHHHHHH-
*It tries to flap its wings that are fucking gone.*
damn- you’re loud
BECAUSE YOU'RE PROBABLY A DEMON CHILD!
do i really look demonic? Guess I’ll blame that on Sir. But also who are you?
IT'S NOT YOUR APPEARANCE, IT'S THE FACT THAT I GOT SENT TO YOU.
I'm Mercury.
well hello Mercury‚ I’m Doorman!
Where are your parents?
Well‚ Sir is back home -which I’m walking to-.
he would’ve used his weird magic to bring me home but he swore to not use his magic anymore
Is Sir your caretaker?
My only experience with children is being bitten by Venus', but like, I still think you shouldn't be without your parents or whatever.
Yeah, he has a name- but I’m not allowed to tell strangers.
I’m only out here because a stupid anon thought it would be funny
Well uhm... good luck getting home.
well good luck to you too! Since we’re in the void
WHAT.
….OH I FORGOT- most celestials can’t tell when the void begins…. Ah
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET OUT OF HERE? AM I DOOMED??
uhhh I can lead you out!
Like, genuinely?
I was fabricated here. Of course I can!
OK then-
If you lead me to hell I'll uhh throw rocks at you or some shit.
pfft-
this isn’t even how you go to hell! Sir told me how to properly do so
Just get me back to Sol's system already.
Alright Snippy‚ just follow me!
Er, I have a name and it's MERCURY.
yeah‚ I know snippy
Did "SIR" teach you anything about basic respect??
’mostly that you earn it!
Respect is a right inherent to everyone. "Sir" is just ignorant to the fact that everyone deserves a degree of respect regardless of whether or not they've "earned" it.
*she seemed to smile at that‚ giving off a feeling of uncertainty *
You would’ve.e hated him when he sued magic then‚ and you would’ve despised The Other!
*Doorman started walking away then‚ stopping for Mercury to follow her*
*Xe follows, crossing xyr arms.*
If he was with either Chaos or that weird gang of eldritch horrors then I most certainly did.
*she snickered‚ turning back towards the void*
If the name “Vitreous” rings a bell, or possible “the Iris” than your right on the nose!
*The small wings on their head flared out in unison with their rapidly widening eyes.*
OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT DUDE.
At least it isn't Sclera but WHAT.
ehh multiversal bullshit‚ your mind couldn’t comprehend it
ARE YOU INSULTING MY COGNITIVE ABILITY??
more like I wouldn’t want you head to e x p l o d e
That's surprising.
well so is the concept of sentience but most people don’t really quetsion that
I question it for several hours daily, actually! It used to make me fly into walls but now I can't fly! HAHAHAHAHHA FUCK YOU CHAOS.
Hm, anons eh?
Nope! A SICK BITCH WHO KILLED MY FRIEND AND THEN CAME BACK TO RIP MY WINGS OFF.
[@doorman-official]
…Celestial hells… if I ever meet that celestial I’m having Sir attack the‚ for me
Vitreous might fucking die and/or go through excruciating pain if he does, especially if he doesn't use any magic.
Sir’s backed up by an Elder‚ though he probably wouldnt care either way..
I don't know what an elder is but Chaos is an absolute MONSTER.
death himself I believe!
I'd honestly still bet my money on Chaos because she terrifies me.
I’m also pretty sure Chaos is technically my grand aunt?… Sicne she’s sister to Planet X who technically adopted Sir who adopted me- our family tree is confusing-
Mother to planet X! Also that won't mean shit because X isn't her favourite.
ElderDAMN this is confusing‚ well‚ she can’t make it through the void though‚ it keep spitting her out near supernovaing stars
It's good that you have a shield and don't have any risk of losing limbs and friends. I'd pay you for this but my money is nonexistent.
I mean if you just like make a house right here you’d just need to know where you’re going to get there- and the void doesn’t seem to hate you. But then again you do have attachments outside of this place I’ll assume
Yeah I need to get back to Venus.
wait- Venus? An anon gave us their kids-
WHAT? VENUS IS PROBABLY MURDERING WHOEVER HE THINKS TOOK THEM--
SHIT UHH‚ ILL BRING YOU TOO THEM THEN- FOLLOW ME!!!
*turns around and starts running*
*Mercury sprints incredibly fast, struggling to not accidentally go ahead and lose xyr way in the void.*
THERE-
*she pointed at her house and coincidently Venus’s kids who were probably sitting outside as Vitreous was preparing himself to traverse the void*
OH THANK THE STARS ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
[@beroe-moon-of-venus]
Yes, im fine!
Is fun here! I had just broken two things!
Great! Do you wanna head back home?
Yes!! I don't want dad to worry!
Can you walk back with me or do you need help?
I can do it on my own! Dont worry
You must be strong, then! It's a looong way!
Yes I will be! Im the strongest moon!! So i'll no even be a little tired!
I am truly grateful that you are sparing me from your wrath.
Of course you should, my kindness is my best feature!
Amazing! Then let's begin our journey! If this kid and... Vitreous... are ready!
We are! Just follow me!
*pulling Vitreous along*
*It stares into Vitreous' eyes like a bird yiu just took seeds from.*
If you hurt them I will find a way to turn you into a kebab.
I don’t hurt kids.
I don't trust that whatsoever.
don’t blame ya’‚ wouldn’t trust me either
That's not helping your case.
Venus is probably gonna try to kill you on sight or some shit anyone.
I don’t plan on leaving the void. It’s not safe for Doorman.
Shouldn't she have outside contact and friends? I thought that was important for children.
She is not of this world. If she leaves the void higher beings will… remove her.
it is safer this way
She should still AT LEAST have friends.
do you think anyone would willingly let their kids into the void and I trust their safety to me for even a minute?
You can intrust her safety to them.
do you know anyone who can best reality?
Yes. A determined enough planet could probably do it.
so do you know anybody who can stop the fabric of reality from tearing her apart or atomizing her?
Probably. We're not friends because they're not Venus but they exist. Most stars seem to be able to. At least Sol is really fucking powerful. Black holes are immensely powerful, and there has to be at least one who is kind. Curses and blessings can give some power. Just consider any way to give her some friends.
*throws @mercury-the-swift at you*
say hi the smol planet
Oh- small the anon says- uh hello there!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?? AHHHHHHH-
*It tries to flap its wings that are fucking gone.*
damn- you’re loud
BECAUSE YOU'RE PROBABLY A DEMON CHILD!
do i really look demonic? Guess I’ll blame that on Sir. But also who are you?
IT'S NOT YOUR APPEARANCE, IT'S THE FACT THAT I GOT SENT TO YOU.
I'm Mercury.
well hello Mercury‚ I’m Doorman!
Where are your parents?
Well‚ Sir is back home -which I’m walking to-.
he would’ve used his weird magic to bring me home but he swore to not use his magic anymore
Is Sir your caretaker?
My only experience with children is being bitten by Venus', but like, I still think you shouldn't be without your parents or whatever.
Yeah, he has a name- but I’m not allowed to tell strangers.
I’m only out here because a stupid anon thought it would be funny
Well uhm... good luck getting home.
well good luck to you too! Since we’re in the void
WHAT.
….OH I FORGOT- most celestials can’t tell when the void begins…. Ah
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET OUT OF HERE? AM I DOOMED??
uhhh I can lead you out!
Like, genuinely?
I was fabricated here. Of course I can!
OK then-
If you lead me to hell I'll uhh throw rocks at you or some shit.
pfft-
this isn’t even how you go to hell! Sir told me how to properly do so
Just get me back to Sol's system already.
Alright Snippy‚ just follow me!
Er, I have a name and it's MERCURY.
yeah‚ I know snippy
Did "SIR" teach you anything about basic respect??
’mostly that you earn it!
Respect is a right inherent to everyone. "Sir" is just ignorant to the fact that everyone deserves a degree of respect regardless of whether or not they've "earned" it.
*she seemed to smile at that‚ giving off a feeling of uncertainty *
You would’ve.e hated him when he sued magic then‚ and you would’ve despised The Other!
*Doorman started walking away then‚ stopping for Mercury to follow her*
*Xe follows, crossing xyr arms.*
If he was with either Chaos or that weird gang of eldritch horrors then I most certainly did.
*she snickered‚ turning back towards the void*
If the name “Vitreous” rings a bell, or possible “the Iris” than your right on the nose!
*The small wings on their head flared out in unison with their rapidly widening eyes.*
OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT DUDE.
At least it isn't Sclera but WHAT.
ehh multiversal bullshit‚ your mind couldn’t comprehend it
ARE YOU INSULTING MY COGNITIVE ABILITY??
more like I wouldn’t want you head to e x p l o d e
That's surprising.
well so is the concept of sentience but most people don’t really quetsion that
I question it for several hours daily, actually! It used to make me fly into walls but now I can't fly! HAHAHAHAHHA FUCK YOU CHAOS.
Hm, anons eh?
Nope! A SICK BITCH WHO KILLED MY FRIEND AND THEN CAME BACK TO RIP MY WINGS OFF.
[@doorman-official]
…Celestial hells… if I ever meet that celestial I’m having Sir attack the‚ for me
Vitreous might fucking die and/or go through excruciating pain if he does, especially if he doesn't use any magic.
Sir’s backed up by an Elder‚ though he probably wouldnt care either way..
I don't know what an elder is but Chaos is an absolute MONSTER.
death himself I believe!
I'd honestly still bet my money on Chaos because she terrifies me.
I’m also pretty sure Chaos is technically my grand aunt?… Sicne she’s sister to Planet X who technically adopted Sir who adopted me- our family tree is confusing-
Mother to planet X! Also that won't mean shit because X isn't her favourite.
ElderDAMN this is confusing‚ well‚ she can’t make it through the void though‚ it keep spitting her out near supernovaing stars
It's good that you have a shield and don't have any risk of losing limbs and friends. I'd pay you for this but my money is nonexistent.
I mean if you just like make a house right here you’d just need to know where you’re going to get there- and the void doesn’t seem to hate you. But then again you do have attachments outside of this place I’ll assume
Yeah I need to get back to Venus.
wait- Venus? An anon gave us their kids-
WHAT? VENUS IS PROBABLY MURDERING WHOEVER HE THINKS TOOK THEM--
SHIT UHH‚ ILL BRING YOU TOO THEM THEN- FOLLOW ME!!!
*turns around and starts running*
*Mercury sprints incredibly fast, struggling to not accidentally go ahead and lose xyr way in the void.*
THERE-
*she pointed at her house and coincidently Venus’s kids who were probably sitting outside as Vitreous was preparing himself to traverse the void*
OH THANK THE STARS ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
[@beroe-moon-of-venus]
Yes, im fine!
Is fun here! I had just broken two things!
Great! Do you wanna head back home?
Yes!! I don't want dad to worry!
Can you walk back with me or do you need help?
I can do it on my own! Dont worry
You must be strong, then! It's a looong way!
Yes I will be! Im the strongest moon!! So i'll no even be a little tired!
I am truly grateful that you are sparing me from your wrath.
Of course you should, my kindness is my best feature!
Amazing! Then let's begin our journey! If this kid and... Vitreous... are ready!
We are! Just follow me!
*pulling Vitreous along*
*It stares into Vitreous' eyes like a bird yiu just took seeds from.*
If you hurt them I will find a way to turn you into a kebab.
I don’t hurt kids.
I don't trust that whatsoever.
don’t blame ya’‚ wouldn’t trust me either
That's not helping your case.
Venus is probably gonna try to kill you on sight or some shit anyone.
I don’t plan on leaving the void. It’s not safe for Doorman.
Shouldn't she have outside contact and friends? I thought that was important for children.
She is not of this world. If she leaves the void higher beings will… remove her.
it is safer this way
She should still AT LEAST have friends.
do you think anyone would willingly let their kids into the void and I trust their safety to me for even a minute?
You can intrust her safety to them.
do you know anyone who can best reality?
Yes. A determined enough planet could probably do it.
*throws @mercury-the-swift at you*
say hi the smol planet
Oh- small the anon says- uh hello there!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?? AHHHHHHH-
*It tries to flap its wings that are fucking gone.*
damn- you’re loud
BECAUSE YOU'RE PROBABLY A DEMON CHILD!
do i really look demonic? Guess I’ll blame that on Sir. But also who are you?
IT'S NOT YOUR APPEARANCE, IT'S THE FACT THAT I GOT SENT TO YOU.
I'm Mercury.
well hello Mercury‚ I’m Doorman!
Where are your parents?
Well‚ Sir is back home -which I’m walking to-.
he would’ve used his weird magic to bring me home but he swore to not use his magic anymore
Is Sir your caretaker?
My only experience with children is being bitten by Venus', but like, I still think you shouldn't be without your parents or whatever.
Yeah, he has a name- but I’m not allowed to tell strangers.
I’m only out here because a stupid anon thought it would be funny
Well uhm... good luck getting home.
well good luck to you too! Since we’re in the void
WHAT.
….OH I FORGOT- most celestials can’t tell when the void begins…. Ah
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET OUT OF HERE? AM I DOOMED??
uhhh I can lead you out!
Like, genuinely?
I was fabricated here. Of course I can!
OK then-
If you lead me to hell I'll uhh throw rocks at you or some shit.
pfft-
this isn’t even how you go to hell! Sir told me how to properly do so
Just get me back to Sol's system already.
Alright Snippy‚ just follow me!
Er, I have a name and it's MERCURY.
yeah‚ I know snippy
Did "SIR" teach you anything about basic respect??
’mostly that you earn it!
Respect is a right inherent to everyone. "Sir" is just ignorant to the fact that everyone deserves a degree of respect regardless of whether or not they've "earned" it.
*she seemed to smile at that‚ giving off a feeling of uncertainty *
You would’ve.e hated him when he sued magic then‚ and you would’ve despised The Other!
*Doorman started walking away then‚ stopping for Mercury to follow her*
*Xe follows, crossing xyr arms.*
If he was with either Chaos or that weird gang of eldritch horrors then I most certainly did.
*she snickered‚ turning back towards the void*
If the name “Vitreous” rings a bell, or possible “the Iris” than your right on the nose!
*The small wings on their head flared out in unison with their rapidly widening eyes.*
OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT DUDE.
At least it isn't Sclera but WHAT.
ehh multiversal bullshit‚ your mind couldn’t comprehend it
ARE YOU INSULTING MY COGNITIVE ABILITY??
more like I wouldn’t want you head to e x p l o d e
That's surprising.
well so is the concept of sentience but most people don’t really quetsion that
I question it for several hours daily, actually! It used to make me fly into walls but now I can't fly! HAHAHAHAHHA FUCK YOU CHAOS.
Hm, anons eh?
Nope! A SICK BITCH WHO KILLED MY FRIEND AND THEN CAME BACK TO RIP MY WINGS OFF.
[@doorman-official]
…Celestial hells… if I ever meet that celestial I’m having Sir attack the‚ for me
Vitreous might fucking die and/or go through excruciating pain if he does, especially if he doesn't use any magic.
Sir’s backed up by an Elder‚ though he probably wouldnt care either way..
I don't know what an elder is but Chaos is an absolute MONSTER.
death himself I believe!
I'd honestly still bet my money on Chaos because she terrifies me.
I’m also pretty sure Chaos is technically my grand aunt?… Sicne she’s sister to Planet X who technically adopted Sir who adopted me- our family tree is confusing-
Mother to planet X! Also that won't mean shit because X isn't her favourite.
ElderDAMN this is confusing‚ well‚ she can’t make it through the void though‚ it keep spitting her out near supernovaing stars
It's good that you have a shield and don't have any risk of losing limbs and friends. I'd pay you for this but my money is nonexistent.
I mean if you just like make a house right here you’d just need to know where you’re going to get there- and the void doesn’t seem to hate you. But then again you do have attachments outside of this place I’ll assume
Yeah I need to get back to Venus.
wait- Venus? An anon gave us their kids-
WHAT? VENUS IS PROBABLY MURDERING WHOEVER HE THINKS TOOK THEM--
SHIT UHH‚ ILL BRING YOU TOO THEM THEN- FOLLOW ME!!!
*turns around and starts running*
*Mercury sprints incredibly fast, struggling to not accidentally go ahead and lose xyr way in the void.*
THERE-
*she pointed at her house and coincidently Venus’s kids who were probably sitting outside as Vitreous was preparing himself to traverse the void*
OH THANK THE STARS ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
[@beroe-moon-of-venus]
Yes, im fine!
Is fun here! I had just broken two things!
Great! Do you wanna head back home?
Yes!! I don't want dad to worry!
Can you walk back with me or do you need help?
I can do it on my own! Dont worry
You must be strong, then! It's a looong way!
Yes I will be! Im the strongest moon!! So i'll no even be a little tired!
I am truly grateful that you are sparing me from your wrath.
Of course you should, my kindness is my best feature!
Amazing! Then let's begin our journey! If this kid and... Vitreous... are ready!
We are! Just follow me!
*pulling Vitreous along*
*It stares into Vitreous' eyes like a bird yiu just took seeds from.*
If you hurt them I will find a way to turn you into a kebab.
I don’t hurt kids.
I don't trust that whatsoever.
don’t blame ya’‚ wouldn’t trust me either
That's not helping your case.
Venus is probably gonna try to kill you on sight or some shit anyone.
I don’t plan on leaving the void. It’s not safe for Doorman.
Shouldn't she have outside contact and friends? I thought that was important for children.
She is not of this world. If she leaves the void higher beings will… remove her.
it is safer this way
She should still AT LEAST have friends.
do you think anyone would willingly let their kids into the void and I trust their safety to me for even a minute?
You can intrust her safety to them.
*throws @mercury-the-swift at you*
say hi the smol planet
Oh- small the anon says- uh hello there!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?? AHHHHHHH-
*It tries to flap its wings that are fucking gone.*
damn- you’re loud
BECAUSE YOU'RE PROBABLY A DEMON CHILD!
do i really look demonic? Guess I’ll blame that on Sir. But also who are you?
IT'S NOT YOUR APPEARANCE, IT'S THE FACT THAT I GOT SENT TO YOU.
I'm Mercury.
well hello Mercury‚ I’m Doorman!
Where are your parents?
Well‚ Sir is back home -which I’m walking to-.
he would’ve used his weird magic to bring me home but he swore to not use his magic anymore
Is Sir your caretaker?
My only experience with children is being bitten by Venus', but like, I still think you shouldn't be without your parents or whatever.
Yeah, he has a name- but I’m not allowed to tell strangers.
I’m only out here because a stupid anon thought it would be funny
Well uhm... good luck getting home.
well good luck to you too! Since we’re in the void
WHAT.
….OH I FORGOT- most celestials can’t tell when the void begins…. Ah
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET OUT OF HERE? AM I DOOMED??
uhhh I can lead you out!
Like, genuinely?
I was fabricated here. Of course I can!
OK then-
If you lead me to hell I'll uhh throw rocks at you or some shit.
pfft-
this isn’t even how you go to hell! Sir told me how to properly do so
Just get me back to Sol's system already.
Alright Snippy‚ just follow me!
Er, I have a name and it's MERCURY.
yeah‚ I know snippy
Did "SIR" teach you anything about basic respect??
’mostly that you earn it!
Respect is a right inherent to everyone. "Sir" is just ignorant to the fact that everyone deserves a degree of respect regardless of whether or not they've "earned" it.
*she seemed to smile at that‚ giving off a feeling of uncertainty *
You would’ve.e hated him when he sued magic then‚ and you would’ve despised The Other!
*Doorman started walking away then‚ stopping for Mercury to follow her*
*Xe follows, crossing xyr arms.*
If he was with either Chaos or that weird gang of eldritch horrors then I most certainly did.
*she snickered‚ turning back towards the void*
If the name “Vitreous” rings a bell, or possible “the Iris” than your right on the nose!
*The small wings on their head flared out in unison with their rapidly widening eyes.*
OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT DUDE.
At least it isn't Sclera but WHAT.
ehh multiversal bullshit‚ your mind couldn’t comprehend it
ARE YOU INSULTING MY COGNITIVE ABILITY??
more like I wouldn’t want you head to e x p l o d e
That's surprising.
well so is the concept of sentience but most people don’t really quetsion that
I question it for several hours daily, actually! It used to make me fly into walls but now I can't fly! HAHAHAHAHHA FUCK YOU CHAOS.
Hm, anons eh?
Nope! A SICK BITCH WHO KILLED MY FRIEND AND THEN CAME BACK TO RIP MY WINGS OFF.
[@doorman-official]
…Celestial hells… if I ever meet that celestial I’m having Sir attack the‚ for me
Vitreous might fucking die and/or go through excruciating pain if he does, especially if he doesn't use any magic.
Sir’s backed up by an Elder‚ though he probably wouldnt care either way..
I don't know what an elder is but Chaos is an absolute MONSTER.
death himself I believe!
I'd honestly still bet my money on Chaos because she terrifies me.
I’m also pretty sure Chaos is technically my grand aunt?… Sicne she’s sister to Planet X who technically adopted Sir who adopted me- our family tree is confusing-
Mother to planet X! Also that won't mean shit because X isn't her favourite.
ElderDAMN this is confusing‚ well‚ she can’t make it through the void though‚ it keep spitting her out near supernovaing stars
It's good that you have a shield and don't have any risk of losing limbs and friends. I'd pay you for this but my money is nonexistent.
I mean if you just like make a house right here you’d just need to know where you’re going to get there- and the void doesn’t seem to hate you. But then again you do have attachments outside of this place I’ll assume
Yeah I need to get back to Venus.
wait- Venus? An anon gave us their kids-
WHAT? VENUS IS PROBABLY MURDERING WHOEVER HE THINKS TOOK THEM--
SHIT UHH‚ ILL BRING YOU TOO THEM THEN- FOLLOW ME!!!
*turns around and starts running*
*Mercury sprints incredibly fast, struggling to not accidentally go ahead and lose xyr way in the void.*
THERE-
*she pointed at her house and coincidently Venus’s kids who were probably sitting outside as Vitreous was preparing himself to traverse the void*
OH THANK THE STARS ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
[@beroe-moon-of-venus]
Yes, im fine!
Is fun here! I had just broken two things!
Great! Do you wanna head back home?
Yes!! I don't want dad to worry!
Can you walk back with me or do you need help?
I can do it on my own! Dont worry
You must be strong, then! It's a looong way!
Yes I will be! Im the strongest moon!! So i'll no even be a little tired!
I am truly grateful that you are sparing me from your wrath.
Of course you should, my kindness is my best feature!
Amazing! Then let's begin our journey! If this kid and... Vitreous... are ready!
We are! Just follow me!
*pulling Vitreous along*
*It stares into Vitreous' eyes like a bird yiu just took seeds from.*
If you hurt them I will find a way to turn you into a kebab.
I don’t hurt kids.
I don't trust that whatsoever.
don’t blame ya’‚ wouldn’t trust me either
That's not helping your case.
Venus is probably gonna try to kill you on sight or some shit anyone.
I don’t plan on leaving the void. It’s not safe for Doorman.
Shouldn't she have outside contact and friends? I thought that was important for children.
She is not of this world. If she leaves the void higher beings will… remove her.
it is safer this way
She should still AT LEAST have friends.
*throws @mercury-the-swift at you*
say hi the smol planet
Oh- small the anon says- uh hello there!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?? AHHHHHHH-
*It tries to flap its wings that are fucking gone.*
damn- you’re loud
BECAUSE YOU'RE PROBABLY A DEMON CHILD!
do i really look demonic? Guess I’ll blame that on Sir. But also who are you?
IT'S NOT YOUR APPEARANCE, IT'S THE FACT THAT I GOT SENT TO YOU.
I'm Mercury.
well hello Mercury‚ I’m Doorman!
Where are your parents?
Well‚ Sir is back home -which I’m walking to-.
he would’ve used his weird magic to bring me home but he swore to not use his magic anymore
Is Sir your caretaker?
My only experience with children is being bitten by Venus', but like, I still think you shouldn't be without your parents or whatever.
Yeah, he has a name- but I’m not allowed to tell strangers.
I’m only out here because a stupid anon thought it would be funny
Well uhm... good luck getting home.
well good luck to you too! Since we’re in the void
WHAT.
….OH I FORGOT- most celestials can’t tell when the void begins…. Ah
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET OUT OF HERE? AM I DOOMED??
uhhh I can lead you out!
Like, genuinely?
I was fabricated here. Of course I can!
OK then-
If you lead me to hell I'll uhh throw rocks at you or some shit.
pfft-
this isn’t even how you go to hell! Sir told me how to properly do so
Just get me back to Sol's system already.
Alright Snippy‚ just follow me!
Er, I have a name and it's MERCURY.
yeah‚ I know snippy
Did "SIR" teach you anything about basic respect??
’mostly that you earn it!
Respect is a right inherent to everyone. "Sir" is just ignorant to the fact that everyone deserves a degree of respect regardless of whether or not they've "earned" it.
*she seemed to smile at that‚ giving off a feeling of uncertainty *
You would’ve.e hated him when he sued magic then‚ and you would’ve despised The Other!
*Doorman started walking away then‚ stopping for Mercury to follow her*
*Xe follows, crossing xyr arms.*
If he was with either Chaos or that weird gang of eldritch horrors then I most certainly did.
*she snickered‚ turning back towards the void*
If the name “Vitreous” rings a bell, or possible “the Iris” than your right on the nose!
*The small wings on their head flared out in unison with their rapidly widening eyes.*
OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT DUDE.
At least it isn't Sclera but WHAT.
ehh multiversal bullshit‚ your mind couldn’t comprehend it
ARE YOU INSULTING MY COGNITIVE ABILITY??
more like I wouldn’t want you head to e x p l o d e
That's surprising.
well so is the concept of sentience but most people don’t really quetsion that
I question it for several hours daily, actually! It used to make me fly into walls but now I can't fly! HAHAHAHAHHA FUCK YOU CHAOS.
Hm, anons eh?
Nope! A SICK BITCH WHO KILLED MY FRIEND AND THEN CAME BACK TO RIP MY WINGS OFF.
[@doorman-official]
…Celestial hells… if I ever meet that celestial I’m having Sir attack the‚ for me
Vitreous might fucking die and/or go through excruciating pain if he does, especially if he doesn't use any magic.
Sir’s backed up by an Elder‚ though he probably wouldnt care either way..
I don't know what an elder is but Chaos is an absolute MONSTER.
death himself I believe!
I'd honestly still bet my money on Chaos because she terrifies me.
I’m also pretty sure Chaos is technically my grand aunt?… Sicne she’s sister to Planet X who technically adopted Sir who adopted me- our family tree is confusing-
Mother to planet X! Also that won't mean shit because X isn't her favourite.
ElderDAMN this is confusing‚ well‚ she can’t make it through the void though‚ it keep spitting her out near supernovaing stars
It's good that you have a shield and don't have any risk of losing limbs and friends. I'd pay you for this but my money is nonexistent.
I mean if you just like make a house right here you’d just need to know where you’re going to get there- and the void doesn’t seem to hate you. But then again you do have attachments outside of this place I’ll assume
Yeah I need to get back to Venus.
wait- Venus? An anon gave us their kids-
WHAT? VENUS IS PROBABLY MURDERING WHOEVER HE THINKS TOOK THEM--
SHIT UHH‚ ILL BRING YOU TOO THEM THEN- FOLLOW ME!!!
*turns around and starts running*
*Mercury sprints incredibly fast, struggling to not accidentally go ahead and lose xyr way in the void.*
THERE-
*she pointed at her house and coincidently Venus’s kids who were probably sitting outside as Vitreous was preparing himself to traverse the void*
OH THANK THE STARS ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
[@beroe-moon-of-venus]
Yes, im fine!
Is fun here! I had just broken two things!
Great! Do you wanna head back home?
Yes!! I don't want dad to worry!
Can you walk back with me or do you need help?
I can do it on my own! Dont worry
You must be strong, then! It's a looong way!
Yes I will be! Im the strongest moon!! So i'll no even be a little tired!
I am truly grateful that you are sparing me from your wrath.
Of course you should, my kindness is my best feature!
Amazing! Then let's begin our journey! If this kid and... Vitreous... are ready!
We are! Just follow me!
*pulling Vitreous along*
*It stares into Vitreous' eyes like a bird yiu just took seeds from.*
If you hurt them I will find a way to turn you into a kebab.
I don’t hurt kids.
I don't trust that whatsoever.
don’t blame ya’‚ wouldn’t trust me either
That's not helping your case.
Venus is probably gonna try to kill you on sight or some shit anyone.
I don’t plan on leaving the void. It’s not safe for Doorman.
Shouldn't she have outside contact and friends? I thought that was important for children.
*throws @mercury-the-swift at you*
say hi the smol planet
Oh- small the anon says- uh hello there!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?? AHHHHHHH-
*It tries to flap its wings that are fucking gone.*
damn- you’re loud
BECAUSE YOU'RE PROBABLY A DEMON CHILD!
do i really look demonic? Guess I’ll blame that on Sir. But also who are you?
IT'S NOT YOUR APPEARANCE, IT'S THE FACT THAT I GOT SENT TO YOU.
I'm Mercury.
well hello Mercury‚ I’m Doorman!
Where are your parents?
Well‚ Sir is back home -which I’m walking to-.
he would’ve used his weird magic to bring me home but he swore to not use his magic anymore
Is Sir your caretaker?
My only experience with children is being bitten by Venus', but like, I still think you shouldn't be without your parents or whatever.
Yeah, he has a name- but I’m not allowed to tell strangers.
I’m only out here because a stupid anon thought it would be funny
Well uhm... good luck getting home.
well good luck to you too! Since we’re in the void
WHAT.
….OH I FORGOT- most celestials can’t tell when the void begins…. Ah
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET OUT OF HERE? AM I DOOMED??
uhhh I can lead you out!
Like, genuinely?
I was fabricated here. Of course I can!
OK then-
If you lead me to hell I'll uhh throw rocks at you or some shit.
pfft-
this isn’t even how you go to hell! Sir told me how to properly do so
Just get me back to Sol's system already.
Alright Snippy‚ just follow me!
Er, I have a name and it's MERCURY.
yeah‚ I know snippy
Did "SIR" teach you anything about basic respect??
’mostly that you earn it!
Respect is a right inherent to everyone. "Sir" is just ignorant to the fact that everyone deserves a degree of respect regardless of whether or not they've "earned" it.
*she seemed to smile at that‚ giving off a feeling of uncertainty *
You would’ve.e hated him when he sued magic then‚ and you would’ve despised The Other!
*Doorman started walking away then‚ stopping for Mercury to follow her*
*Xe follows, crossing xyr arms.*
If he was with either Chaos or that weird gang of eldritch horrors then I most certainly did.
*she snickered‚ turning back towards the void*
If the name “Vitreous” rings a bell, or possible “the Iris” than your right on the nose!
*The small wings on their head flared out in unison with their rapidly widening eyes.*
OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT DUDE.
At least it isn't Sclera but WHAT.
ehh multiversal bullshit‚ your mind couldn’t comprehend it
ARE YOU INSULTING MY COGNITIVE ABILITY??
more like I wouldn’t want you head to e x p l o d e
That's surprising.
well so is the concept of sentience but most people don’t really quetsion that
I question it for several hours daily, actually! It used to make me fly into walls but now I can't fly! HAHAHAHAHHA FUCK YOU CHAOS.
Hm, anons eh?
Nope! A SICK BITCH WHO KILLED MY FRIEND AND THEN CAME BACK TO RIP MY WINGS OFF.
[@doorman-official]
…Celestial hells… if I ever meet that celestial I’m having Sir attack the‚ for me
Vitreous might fucking die and/or go through excruciating pain if he does, especially if he doesn't use any magic.
Sir’s backed up by an Elder‚ though he probably wouldnt care either way..
I don't know what an elder is but Chaos is an absolute MONSTER.
death himself I believe!
I'd honestly still bet my money on Chaos because she terrifies me.
I’m also pretty sure Chaos is technically my grand aunt?… Sicne she’s sister to Planet X who technically adopted Sir who adopted me- our family tree is confusing-
Mother to planet X! Also that won't mean shit because X isn't her favourite.
ElderDAMN this is confusing‚ well‚ she can’t make it through the void though‚ it keep spitting her out near supernovaing stars
It's good that you have a shield and don't have any risk of losing limbs and friends. I'd pay you for this but my money is nonexistent.
I mean if you just like make a house right here you’d just need to know where you’re going to get there- and the void doesn’t seem to hate you. But then again you do have attachments outside of this place I’ll assume
Yeah I need to get back to Venus.
wait- Venus? An anon gave us their kids-
WHAT? VENUS IS PROBABLY MURDERING WHOEVER HE THINKS TOOK THEM--
SHIT UHH‚ ILL BRING YOU TOO THEM THEN- FOLLOW ME!!!
*turns around and starts running*
*Mercury sprints incredibly fast, struggling to not accidentally go ahead and lose xyr way in the void.*
THERE-
*she pointed at her house and coincidently Venus’s kids who were probably sitting outside as Vitreous was preparing himself to traverse the void*
OH THANK THE STARS ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
[@beroe-moon-of-venus]
Yes, im fine!
Is fun here! I had just broken two things!
Great! Do you wanna head back home?
Yes!! I don't want dad to worry!
Can you walk back with me or do you need help?
I can do it on my own! Dont worry
You must be strong, then! It's a looong way!
Yes I will be! Im the strongest moon!! So i'll no even be a little tired!
I am truly grateful that you are sparing me from your wrath.
Of course you should, my kindness is my best feature!
Amazing! Then let's begin our journey! If this kid and... Vitreous... are ready!
We are! Just follow me!
*pulling Vitreous along*
*It stares into Vitreous' eyes like a bird yiu just took seeds from.*
If you hurt them I will find a way to turn you into a kebab.
I don’t hurt kids.
I don't trust that whatsoever.
don’t blame ya’‚ wouldn’t trust me either
That's not helping your case.
Venus is probably gonna try to kill you on sight or some shit anyone.
Merc ruy
What the fuck.
Merc ury
Yes?
"I'm so excited to see the new movie!" I exclaimeds with excitement
Little did I know, it would be a feature, a creature feature, featuring, the creature
Current Objective: Survive.
What is a spoon, little spoon
#not my smile inc
jokes on you i don't have organs >:)
I think you may have forgotten “Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.”
I cited the fourth amendment word for word and also sourced it on the poll 💀
(I am now a true American RAAAAAAH 🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅)
Irizz
Hey, hey look! Hey look! Look. glass jar
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
What is up little spoon,
I am sending you this because I do not want you to mutate the Solar System. Please do not mutate the Solar System or I'm gonna have to send all the alphas after you :)
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once-
talk to the hand cause the face doesn't wanna hear it-
Postman, postman
Turned the entire neighborhood into beans
(Well done indeed)
Without error exactly
And he’ll turn your kidneys into kidney beans
Zoozve
Gaynamede
Irizz
мый тыйым ебать пычал дене лӱйкалем
What's up guys, it's Quandale Dingle here
REEHEHEHEHEHE
You know I gets my pimpin' on
Oh shit ain't that your dude?
Yeah I be pimpin' all these hoes
Fool that was way back in highschool
You knows I get my pimp-
Wait,
Waitwaitwait wait wait wait
Svesta is that you- You, you, you, YOU?
What up Lucious?
That's PIMP, Lucious
Don't get it twisted 😤
MAN HE CAN CALL YOU WHATEVER THE HELL HE WANT-
Aahhhh AIN'T NO ONE TALKIN' TO YOU MACHO MAN-
Man you dumb wan wacka-off man I will
WAAAAAAHAAAAA AAAA-
MY SIGMA LEGACY!!
Dunggeulge dunggeulge (Jjak)
Dunggeulge dunggeulge (Jjak)
Binggeulbinggeul doragamyeo chumeul chupsida
Sonppyeogeul chimyeonseo (Jjak)
Noraereul bureumyeo (Jjak)
La-la-la-la, jeulgeoupge chumchuja
Ring-a-ring-a, ring-a, ring-a-ring-a, ring
Ring-a-ring-a, ring-a, ring-a-ring-a, ring
Sone soneul japgo modu da hamkke
Jeulgeoupge ttwieo bopsida
Dunggeulge dunggeulge (Jjak)
Dunggeulge dunggeulge (Jjak)
Binggeulbinggeul doragamyeo chumeul chupsida
Sonppyeogeul chimyeonseo (Jjak)
Noraereul bureumyeo (Jjak)
La-la-la-la, jeulgeoupge chumchuja
I'M TRYIBG TO ESCORT SOME VENUS' KIDS SO HE DOESN'T COMMIT MASS MURDER RIGHT NOW!
*throws @mercury-the-swift at you*
say hi the smol planet
Oh- small the anon says- uh hello there!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?? AHHHHHHH-
*It tries to flap its wings that are fucking gone.*
damn- you’re loud
BECAUSE YOU'RE PROBABLY A DEMON CHILD!
do i really look demonic? Guess I’ll blame that on Sir. But also who are you?
IT'S NOT YOUR APPEARANCE, IT'S THE FACT THAT I GOT SENT TO YOU.
I'm Mercury.
well hello Mercury‚ I’m Doorman!
Where are your parents?
Well‚ Sir is back home -which I’m walking to-.
he would’ve used his weird magic to bring me home but he swore to not use his magic anymore
Is Sir your caretaker?
My only experience with children is being bitten by Venus', but like, I still think you shouldn't be without your parents or whatever.
Yeah, he has a name- but I’m not allowed to tell strangers.
I’m only out here because a stupid anon thought it would be funny
Well uhm... good luck getting home.
well good luck to you too! Since we’re in the void
WHAT.
….OH I FORGOT- most celestials can’t tell when the void begins…. Ah
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET OUT OF HERE? AM I DOOMED??
uhhh I can lead you out!
Like, genuinely?
I was fabricated here. Of course I can!
OK then-
If you lead me to hell I'll uhh throw rocks at you or some shit.
pfft-
this isn’t even how you go to hell! Sir told me how to properly do so
Just get me back to Sol's system already.
Alright Snippy‚ just follow me!
Er, I have a name and it's MERCURY.
yeah‚ I know snippy
Did "SIR" teach you anything about basic respect??
’mostly that you earn it!
Respect is a right inherent to everyone. "Sir" is just ignorant to the fact that everyone deserves a degree of respect regardless of whether or not they've "earned" it.
*she seemed to smile at that‚ giving off a feeling of uncertainty *
You would’ve.e hated him when he sued magic then‚ and you would’ve despised The Other!
*Doorman started walking away then‚ stopping for Mercury to follow her*
*Xe follows, crossing xyr arms.*
If he was with either Chaos or that weird gang of eldritch horrors then I most certainly did.
*she snickered‚ turning back towards the void*
If the name “Vitreous” rings a bell, or possible “the Iris” than your right on the nose!
*The small wings on their head flared out in unison with their rapidly widening eyes.*
OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT DUDE.
At least it isn't Sclera but WHAT.
ehh multiversal bullshit‚ your mind couldn’t comprehend it
ARE YOU INSULTING MY COGNITIVE ABILITY??
more like I wouldn’t want you head to e x p l o d e
That's surprising.
well so is the concept of sentience but most people don’t really quetsion that
I question it for several hours daily, actually! It used to make me fly into walls but now I can't fly! HAHAHAHAHHA FUCK YOU CHAOS.
Hm, anons eh?
Nope! A SICK BITCH WHO KILLED MY FRIEND AND THEN CAME BACK TO RIP MY WINGS OFF.
[@doorman-official]
…Celestial hells… if I ever meet that celestial I’m having Sir attack the‚ for me
Vitreous might fucking die and/or go through excruciating pain if he does, especially if he doesn't use any magic.
Sir’s backed up by an Elder‚ though he probably wouldnt care either way..
I don't know what an elder is but Chaos is an absolute MONSTER.
death himself I believe!
I'd honestly still bet my money on Chaos because she terrifies me.
I’m also pretty sure Chaos is technically my grand aunt?… Sicne she’s sister to Planet X who technically adopted Sir who adopted me- our family tree is confusing-
Mother to planet X! Also that won't mean shit because X isn't her favourite.
ElderDAMN this is confusing‚ well‚ she can’t make it through the void though‚ it keep spitting her out near supernovaing stars
It's good that you have a shield and don't have any risk of losing limbs and friends. I'd pay you for this but my money is nonexistent.
I mean if you just like make a house right here you’d just need to know where you’re going to get there- and the void doesn’t seem to hate you. But then again you do have attachments outside of this place I’ll assume
Yeah I need to get back to Venus.
wait- Venus? An anon gave us their kids-
WHAT? VENUS IS PROBABLY MURDERING WHOEVER HE THINKS TOOK THEM--
SHIT UHH‚ ILL BRING YOU TOO THEM THEN- FOLLOW ME!!!
*turns around and starts running*
*Mercury sprints incredibly fast, struggling to not accidentally go ahead and lose xyr way in the void.*
THERE-
*she pointed at her house and coincidently Venus’s kids who were probably sitting outside as Vitreous was preparing himself to traverse the void*
OH THANK THE STARS ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
[@beroe-moon-of-venus]
Yes, im fine!
Is fun here! I had just broken two things!
Great! Do you wanna head back home?
Yes!! I don't want dad to worry!
Can you walk back with me or do you need help?
I can do it on my own! Dont worry
You must be strong, then! It's a looong way!
Yes I will be! Im the strongest moon!! So i'll no even be a little tired!
I am truly grateful that you are sparing me from your wrath.
Of course you should, my kindness is my best feature!
Amazing! Then let's begin our journey! If this kid and... Vitreous... are ready!
We are! Just follow me!
*pulling Vitreous along*
*It stares into Vitreous' eyes like a bird yiu just took seeds from.*
If you hurt them I will find a way to turn you into a kebab.
I don’t hurt kids.
I don't trust that whatsoever.
*throws @mercury-the-swift at you*
say hi the smol planet
Oh- small the anon says- uh hello there!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?? AHHHHHHH-
*It tries to flap its wings that are fucking gone.*
damn- you’re loud
BECAUSE YOU'RE PROBABLY A DEMON CHILD!
do i really look demonic? Guess I’ll blame that on Sir. But also who are you?
IT'S NOT YOUR APPEARANCE, IT'S THE FACT THAT I GOT SENT TO YOU.
I'm Mercury.
well hello Mercury‚ I’m Doorman!
Where are your parents?
Well‚ Sir is back home -which I’m walking to-.
he would’ve used his weird magic to bring me home but he swore to not use his magic anymore
Is Sir your caretaker?
My only experience with children is being bitten by Venus', but like, I still think you shouldn't be without your parents or whatever.
Yeah, he has a name- but I’m not allowed to tell strangers.
I’m only out here because a stupid anon thought it would be funny
Well uhm... good luck getting home.
well good luck to you too! Since we’re in the void
WHAT.
….OH I FORGOT- most celestials can’t tell when the void begins…. Ah
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET OUT OF HERE? AM I DOOMED??
uhhh I can lead you out!
Like, genuinely?
I was fabricated here. Of course I can!
OK then-
If you lead me to hell I'll uhh throw rocks at you or some shit.
pfft-
this isn’t even how you go to hell! Sir told me how to properly do so
Just get me back to Sol's system already.
Alright Snippy‚ just follow me!
Er, I have a name and it's MERCURY.
yeah‚ I know snippy
Did "SIR" teach you anything about basic respect??
’mostly that you earn it!
Respect is a right inherent to everyone. "Sir" is just ignorant to the fact that everyone deserves a degree of respect regardless of whether or not they've "earned" it.
*she seemed to smile at that‚ giving off a feeling of uncertainty *
You would’ve.e hated him when he sued magic then‚ and you would’ve despised The Other!
*Doorman started walking away then‚ stopping for Mercury to follow her*
*Xe follows, crossing xyr arms.*
If he was with either Chaos or that weird gang of eldritch horrors then I most certainly did.
*she snickered‚ turning back towards the void*
If the name “Vitreous” rings a bell, or possible “the Iris” than your right on the nose!
*The small wings on their head flared out in unison with their rapidly widening eyes.*
OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT DUDE.
At least it isn't Sclera but WHAT.
ehh multiversal bullshit‚ your mind couldn’t comprehend it
ARE YOU INSULTING MY COGNITIVE ABILITY??
more like I wouldn’t want you head to e x p l o d e
That's surprising.
well so is the concept of sentience but most people don’t really quetsion that
I question it for several hours daily, actually! It used to make me fly into walls but now I can't fly! HAHAHAHAHHA FUCK YOU CHAOS.
Hm, anons eh?
Nope! A SICK BITCH WHO KILLED MY FRIEND AND THEN CAME BACK TO RIP MY WINGS OFF.
[@doorman-official]
…Celestial hells… if I ever meet that celestial I’m having Sir attack the‚ for me
Vitreous might fucking die and/or go through excruciating pain if he does, especially if he doesn't use any magic.
Sir’s backed up by an Elder‚ though he probably wouldnt care either way..
I don't know what an elder is but Chaos is an absolute MONSTER.
death himself I believe!
I'd honestly still bet my money on Chaos because she terrifies me.
I’m also pretty sure Chaos is technically my grand aunt?… Sicne she’s sister to Planet X who technically adopted Sir who adopted me- our family tree is confusing-
Mother to planet X! Also that won't mean shit because X isn't her favourite.
ElderDAMN this is confusing‚ well‚ she can’t make it through the void though‚ it keep spitting her out near supernovaing stars
It's good that you have a shield and don't have any risk of losing limbs and friends. I'd pay you for this but my money is nonexistent.
I mean if you just like make a house right here you’d just need to know where you’re going to get there- and the void doesn’t seem to hate you. But then again you do have attachments outside of this place I’ll assume
Yeah I need to get back to Venus.
wait- Venus? An anon gave us their kids-
WHAT? VENUS IS PROBABLY MURDERING WHOEVER HE THINKS TOOK THEM--
SHIT UHH‚ ILL BRING YOU TOO THEM THEN- FOLLOW ME!!!
*turns around and starts running*
*Mercury sprints incredibly fast, struggling to not accidentally go ahead and lose xyr way in the void.*
THERE-
*she pointed at her house and coincidently Venus’s kids who were probably sitting outside as Vitreous was preparing himself to traverse the void*
OH THANK THE STARS ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
[@beroe-moon-of-venus]
Yes, im fine!
Is fun here! I had just broken two things!
Great! Do you wanna head back home?
Yes!! I don't want dad to worry!
Can you walk back with me or do you need help?
I can do it on my own! Dont worry
You must be strong, then! It's a looong way!
Yes I will be! Im the strongest moon!! So i'll no even be a little tired!
I am truly grateful that you are sparing me from your wrath.
Of course you should, my kindness is my best feature!
Amazing! Then let's begin our journey! If this kid and... Vitreous... are ready!
Okay! I'll follow you!
Just promise you won't bite me when I'm not looking, little dragon!
*throws @mercury-the-swift at you*
say hi the smol planet
Oh- small the anon says- uh hello there!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?? AHHHHHHH-
*It tries to flap its wings that are fucking gone.*
damn- you’re loud
BECAUSE YOU'RE PROBABLY A DEMON CHILD!
do i really look demonic? Guess I’ll blame that on Sir. But also who are you?
IT'S NOT YOUR APPEARANCE, IT'S THE FACT THAT I GOT SENT TO YOU.
I'm Mercury.
well hello Mercury‚ I’m Doorman!
Where are your parents?
Well‚ Sir is back home -which I’m walking to-.
he would’ve used his weird magic to bring me home but he swore to not use his magic anymore
Is Sir your caretaker?
My only experience with children is being bitten by Venus', but like, I still think you shouldn't be without your parents or whatever.
Yeah, he has a name- but I’m not allowed to tell strangers.
I’m only out here because a stupid anon thought it would be funny
Well uhm... good luck getting home.
well good luck to you too! Since we’re in the void
WHAT.
….OH I FORGOT- most celestials can’t tell when the void begins…. Ah
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET OUT OF HERE? AM I DOOMED??
uhhh I can lead you out!
Like, genuinely?
I was fabricated here. Of course I can!
OK then-
If you lead me to hell I'll uhh throw rocks at you or some shit.
pfft-
this isn’t even how you go to hell! Sir told me how to properly do so
Just get me back to Sol's system already.
Alright Snippy‚ just follow me!
Er, I have a name and it's MERCURY.
yeah‚ I know snippy
Did "SIR" teach you anything about basic respect??
’mostly that you earn it!
Respect is a right inherent to everyone. "Sir" is just ignorant to the fact that everyone deserves a degree of respect regardless of whether or not they've "earned" it.
*she seemed to smile at that‚ giving off a feeling of uncertainty *
You would’ve.e hated him when he sued magic then‚ and you would’ve despised The Other!
*Doorman started walking away then‚ stopping for Mercury to follow her*
*Xe follows, crossing xyr arms.*
If he was with either Chaos or that weird gang of eldritch horrors then I most certainly did.
*she snickered‚ turning back towards the void*
If the name “Vitreous” rings a bell, or possible “the Iris” than your right on the nose!
*The small wings on their head flared out in unison with their rapidly widening eyes.*
OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT DUDE.
At least it isn't Sclera but WHAT.
ehh multiversal bullshit‚ your mind couldn’t comprehend it
ARE YOU INSULTING MY COGNITIVE ABILITY??
more like I wouldn’t want you head to e x p l o d e
That's surprising.
well so is the concept of sentience but most people don’t really quetsion that
I question it for several hours daily, actually! It used to make me fly into walls but now I can't fly! HAHAHAHAHHA FUCK YOU CHAOS.
Hm, anons eh?
Nope! A SICK BITCH WHO KILLED MY FRIEND AND THEN CAME BACK TO RIP MY WINGS OFF.
[@doorman-official]
…Celestial hells… if I ever meet that celestial I’m having Sir attack the‚ for me
Vitreous might fucking die and/or go through excruciating pain if he does, especially if he doesn't use any magic.
Sir’s backed up by an Elder‚ though he probably wouldnt care either way..
I don't know what an elder is but Chaos is an absolute MONSTER.
death himself I believe!
I'd honestly still bet my money on Chaos because she terrifies me.
I’m also pretty sure Chaos is technically my grand aunt?… Sicne she’s sister to Planet X who technically adopted Sir who adopted me- our family tree is confusing-
Mother to planet X! Also that won't mean shit because X isn't her favourite.
ElderDAMN this is confusing‚ well‚ she can’t make it through the void though‚ it keep spitting her out near supernovaing stars
It's good that you have a shield and don't have any risk of losing limbs and friends. I'd pay you for this but my money is nonexistent.
I mean if you just like make a house right here you’d just need to know where you’re going to get there- and the void doesn’t seem to hate you. But then again you do have attachments outside of this place I’ll assume
Yeah I need to get back to Venus.
wait- Venus? An anon gave us their kids-
WHAT? VENUS IS PROBABLY MURDERING WHOEVER HE THINKS TOOK THEM--
SHIT UHH‚ ILL BRING YOU TOO THEM THEN- FOLLOW ME!!!
*turns around and starts running*
*Mercury sprints incredibly fast, struggling to not accidentally go ahead and lose xyr way in the void.*
THERE-
*she pointed at her house and coincidently Venus’s kids who were probably sitting outside as Vitreous was preparing himself to traverse the void*
OH THANK THE STARS ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
[@beroe-moon-of-venus]
Yes, im fine!
Is fun here! I had just broken two things!
Great! Do you wanna head back home?
Yes!! I don't want dad to worry!
Can you walk back with me or do you need help?
I can do it on my own! Dont worry
You must be strong, then! It's a looong way!
Yes I will be! Im the strongest moon!! So i'll no even be a little tired!
I am truly grateful that you are sparing me from your wrath.
Of course you should, my kindness is my best feature!
Amazing! Then let's begin our journey! If this kid and... Vitreous... are ready!
We are! Just follow me!
*pulling Vitreous along*
*It stares into Vitreous' eyes like a bird yiu just took seeds from.*
If you hurt them I will find a way to turn you into a kebab.
*throws @mercury-the-swift at you*
say hi the smol planet
Oh- small the anon says- uh hello there!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?? AHHHHHHH-
*It tries to flap its wings that are fucking gone.*
damn- you’re loud
BECAUSE YOU'RE PROBABLY A DEMON CHILD!
do i really look demonic? Guess I’ll blame that on Sir. But also who are you?
IT'S NOT YOUR APPEARANCE, IT'S THE FACT THAT I GOT SENT TO YOU.
I'm Mercury.
well hello Mercury‚ I’m Doorman!
Where are your parents?
Well‚ Sir is back home -which I’m walking to-.
he would’ve used his weird magic to bring me home but he swore to not use his magic anymore
Is Sir your caretaker?
My only experience with children is being bitten by Venus', but like, I still think you shouldn't be without your parents or whatever.
Yeah, he has a name- but I’m not allowed to tell strangers.
I’m only out here because a stupid anon thought it would be funny
Well uhm... good luck getting home.
well good luck to you too! Since we’re in the void
WHAT.
….OH I FORGOT- most celestials can’t tell when the void begins…. Ah
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET OUT OF HERE? AM I DOOMED??
uhhh I can lead you out!
Like, genuinely?
I was fabricated here. Of course I can!
OK then-
If you lead me to hell I'll uhh throw rocks at you or some shit.
pfft-
this isn’t even how you go to hell! Sir told me how to properly do so
Just get me back to Sol's system already.
Alright Snippy‚ just follow me!
Er, I have a name and it's MERCURY.
yeah‚ I know snippy
Did "SIR" teach you anything about basic respect??
’mostly that you earn it!
Respect is a right inherent to everyone. "Sir" is just ignorant to the fact that everyone deserves a degree of respect regardless of whether or not they've "earned" it.
*she seemed to smile at that‚ giving off a feeling of uncertainty *
You would’ve.e hated him when he sued magic then‚ and you would’ve despised The Other!
*Doorman started walking away then‚ stopping for Mercury to follow her*
*Xe follows, crossing xyr arms.*
If he was with either Chaos or that weird gang of eldritch horrors then I most certainly did.
*she snickered‚ turning back towards the void*
If the name “Vitreous” rings a bell, or possible “the Iris” than your right on the nose!
*The small wings on their head flared out in unison with their rapidly widening eyes.*
OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT DUDE.
At least it isn't Sclera but WHAT.
ehh multiversal bullshit‚ your mind couldn’t comprehend it
ARE YOU INSULTING MY COGNITIVE ABILITY??
more like I wouldn’t want you head to e x p l o d e
That's surprising.
well so is the concept of sentience but most people don’t really quetsion that
I question it for several hours daily, actually! It used to make me fly into walls but now I can't fly! HAHAHAHAHHA FUCK YOU CHAOS.
Hm, anons eh?
Nope! A SICK BITCH WHO KILLED MY FRIEND AND THEN CAME BACK TO RIP MY WINGS OFF.
[@doorman-official]
…Celestial hells… if I ever meet that celestial I’m having Sir attack the‚ for me
Vitreous might fucking die and/or go through excruciating pain if he does, especially if he doesn't use any magic.
Sir’s backed up by an Elder‚ though he probably wouldnt care either way..
I don't know what an elder is but Chaos is an absolute MONSTER.
death himself I believe!
I'd honestly still bet my money on Chaos because she terrifies me.
I’m also pretty sure Chaos is technically my grand aunt?… Sicne she’s sister to Planet X who technically adopted Sir who adopted me- our family tree is confusing-
Mother to planet X! Also that won't mean shit because X isn't her favourite.
ElderDAMN this is confusing‚ well‚ she can’t make it through the void though‚ it keep spitting her out near supernovaing stars
It's good that you have a shield and don't have any risk of losing limbs and friends. I'd pay you for this but my money is nonexistent.
I mean if you just like make a house right here you’d just need to know where you’re going to get there- and the void doesn’t seem to hate you. But then again you do have attachments outside of this place I’ll assume
Yeah I need to get back to Venus.
wait- Venus? An anon gave us their kids-
WHAT? VENUS IS PROBABLY MURDERING WHOEVER HE THINKS TOOK THEM--
SHIT UHH‚ ILL BRING YOU TOO THEM THEN- FOLLOW ME!!!
*turns around and starts running*
*Mercury sprints incredibly fast, struggling to not accidentally go ahead and lose xyr way in the void.*
THERE-
*she pointed at her house and coincidently Venus’s kids who were probably sitting outside as Vitreous was preparing himself to traverse the void*
OH THANK THE STARS ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
[@beroe-moon-of-venus]
Yes, im fine!
Is fun here! I had just broken two things!
Great! Do you wanna head back home?
Yes!! I don't want dad to worry!
Can you walk back with me or do you need help?
I can do it on my own! Dont worry
You must be strong, then! It's a looong way!
Yes I will be! Im the strongest moon!! So i'll no even be a little tired!
I am truly grateful that you are sparing me from your wrath.
Of course you should, my kindness is my best feature!
Amazing! Then let's begin our journey! If this kid and... Vitreous... are ready!
*throws @mercury-the-swift at you*
say hi the smol planet
Oh- small the anon says- uh hello there!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?? AHHHHHHH-
*It tries to flap its wings that are fucking gone.*
damn- you’re loud
BECAUSE YOU'RE PROBABLY A DEMON CHILD!
do i really look demonic? Guess I’ll blame that on Sir. But also who are you?
IT'S NOT YOUR APPEARANCE, IT'S THE FACT THAT I GOT SENT TO YOU.
I'm Mercury.
well hello Mercury‚ I’m Doorman!
Where are your parents?
Well‚ Sir is back home -which I’m walking to-.
he would’ve used his weird magic to bring me home but he swore to not use his magic anymore
Is Sir your caretaker?
My only experience with children is being bitten by Venus', but like, I still think you shouldn't be without your parents or whatever.
Yeah, he has a name- but I’m not allowed to tell strangers.
I’m only out here because a stupid anon thought it would be funny
Well uhm... good luck getting home.
well good luck to you too! Since we’re in the void
WHAT.
….OH I FORGOT- most celestials can’t tell when the void begins…. Ah
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET OUT OF HERE? AM I DOOMED??
uhhh I can lead you out!
Like, genuinely?
I was fabricated here. Of course I can!
OK then-
If you lead me to hell I'll uhh throw rocks at you or some shit.
pfft-
this isn’t even how you go to hell! Sir told me how to properly do so
Just get me back to Sol's system already.
Alright Snippy‚ just follow me!
Er, I have a name and it's MERCURY.
yeah‚ I know snippy
Did "SIR" teach you anything about basic respect??
’mostly that you earn it!
Respect is a right inherent to everyone. "Sir" is just ignorant to the fact that everyone deserves a degree of respect regardless of whether or not they've "earned" it.
*she seemed to smile at that‚ giving off a feeling of uncertainty *
You would’ve.e hated him when he sued magic then‚ and you would’ve despised The Other!
*Doorman started walking away then‚ stopping for Mercury to follow her*
*Xe follows, crossing xyr arms.*
If he was with either Chaos or that weird gang of eldritch horrors then I most certainly did.
*she snickered‚ turning back towards the void*
If the name “Vitreous” rings a bell, or possible “the Iris” than your right on the nose!
*The small wings on their head flared out in unison with their rapidly widening eyes.*
OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT DUDE.
At least it isn't Sclera but WHAT.
ehh multiversal bullshit‚ your mind couldn’t comprehend it
ARE YOU INSULTING MY COGNITIVE ABILITY??
more like I wouldn’t want you head to e x p l o d e
That's surprising.
well so is the concept of sentience but most people don’t really quetsion that
I question it for several hours daily, actually! It used to make me fly into walls but now I can't fly! HAHAHAHAHHA FUCK YOU CHAOS.
Hm, anons eh?
Nope! A SICK BITCH WHO KILLED MY FRIEND AND THEN CAME BACK TO RIP MY WINGS OFF.
[@doorman-official]
…Celestial hells… if I ever meet that celestial I’m having Sir attack the‚ for me
Vitreous might fucking die and/or go through excruciating pain if he does, especially if he doesn't use any magic.
Sir’s backed up by an Elder‚ though he probably wouldnt care either way..
I don't know what an elder is but Chaos is an absolute MONSTER.
death himself I believe!
I'd honestly still bet my money on Chaos because she terrifies me.
I’m also pretty sure Chaos is technically my grand aunt?… Sicne she’s sister to Planet X who technically adopted Sir who adopted me- our family tree is confusing-
Mother to planet X! Also that won't mean shit because X isn't her favourite.
ElderDAMN this is confusing‚ well‚ she can’t make it through the void though‚ it keep spitting her out near supernovaing stars
It's good that you have a shield and don't have any risk of losing limbs and friends. I'd pay you for this but my money is nonexistent.
I mean if you just like make a house right here you’d just need to know where you’re going to get there- and the void doesn’t seem to hate you. But then again you do have attachments outside of this place I’ll assume
Yeah I need to get back to Venus.
wait- Venus? An anon gave us their kids-
WHAT? VENUS IS PROBABLY MURDERING WHOEVER HE THINKS TOOK THEM--
SHIT UHH‚ ILL BRING YOU TOO THEM THEN- FOLLOW ME!!!
*turns around and starts running*
*Mercury sprints incredibly fast, struggling to not accidentally go ahead and lose xyr way in the void.*
THERE-
*she pointed at her house and coincidently Venus’s kids who were probably sitting outside as Vitreous was preparing himself to traverse the void*
OH THANK THE STARS ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
[@beroe-moon-of-venus]
Yes, im fine!
Is fun here! I had just broken two things!
Great! Do you wanna head back home?
Yes!! I don't want dad to worry!
Can you walk back with me or do you need help?
I can do it on my own! Dont worry
You must be strong, then! It's a looong way!
Yes I will be! Im the strongest moon!! So i'll no even be a little tired!
I am truly grateful that you are sparing me from your wrath.
*throws @mercury-the-swift at you*
say hi the smol planet
Oh- small the anon says- uh hello there!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?? AHHHHHHH-
*It tries to flap its wings that are fucking gone.*
damn- you’re loud
BECAUSE YOU'RE PROBABLY A DEMON CHILD!
do i really look demonic? Guess I’ll blame that on Sir. But also who are you?
IT'S NOT YOUR APPEARANCE, IT'S THE FACT THAT I GOT SENT TO YOU.
I'm Mercury.
well hello Mercury‚ I’m Doorman!
Where are your parents?
Well‚ Sir is back home -which I’m walking to-.
he would’ve used his weird magic to bring me home but he swore to not use his magic anymore
Is Sir your caretaker?
My only experience with children is being bitten by Venus', but like, I still think you shouldn't be without your parents or whatever.
Yeah, he has a name- but I’m not allowed to tell strangers.
I’m only out here because a stupid anon thought it would be funny
Well uhm... good luck getting home.
well good luck to you too! Since we’re in the void
WHAT.
….OH I FORGOT- most celestials can’t tell when the void begins…. Ah
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET OUT OF HERE? AM I DOOMED??
uhhh I can lead you out!
Like, genuinely?
I was fabricated here. Of course I can!
OK then-
If you lead me to hell I'll uhh throw rocks at you or some shit.
pfft-
this isn’t even how you go to hell! Sir told me how to properly do so
Just get me back to Sol's system already.
Alright Snippy‚ just follow me!
Er, I have a name and it's MERCURY.
yeah‚ I know snippy
Did "SIR" teach you anything about basic respect??
’mostly that you earn it!
Respect is a right inherent to everyone. "Sir" is just ignorant to the fact that everyone deserves a degree of respect regardless of whether or not they've "earned" it.
*she seemed to smile at that‚ giving off a feeling of uncertainty *
You would’ve.e hated him when he sued magic then‚ and you would’ve despised The Other!
*Doorman started walking away then‚ stopping for Mercury to follow her*
*Xe follows, crossing xyr arms.*
If he was with either Chaos or that weird gang of eldritch horrors then I most certainly did.
*she snickered‚ turning back towards the void*
If the name “Vitreous” rings a bell, or possible “the Iris” than your right on the nose!
*The small wings on their head flared out in unison with their rapidly widening eyes.*
OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT DUDE.
At least it isn't Sclera but WHAT.
ehh multiversal bullshit‚ your mind couldn’t comprehend it
ARE YOU INSULTING MY COGNITIVE ABILITY??
more like I wouldn’t want you head to e x p l o d e
That's surprising.
well so is the concept of sentience but most people don’t really quetsion that
I question it for several hours daily, actually! It used to make me fly into walls but now I can't fly! HAHAHAHAHHA FUCK YOU CHAOS.
Hm, anons eh?
Nope! A SICK BITCH WHO KILLED MY FRIEND AND THEN CAME BACK TO RIP MY WINGS OFF.
[@doorman-official]
…Celestial hells… if I ever meet that celestial I’m having Sir attack the‚ for me
Vitreous might fucking die and/or go through excruciating pain if he does, especially if he doesn't use any magic.
Sir’s backed up by an Elder‚ though he probably wouldnt care either way..
I don't know what an elder is but Chaos is an absolute MONSTER.
death himself I believe!
I'd honestly still bet my money on Chaos because she terrifies me.
I’m also pretty sure Chaos is technically my grand aunt?… Sicne she’s sister to Planet X who technically adopted Sir who adopted me- our family tree is confusing-
Mother to planet X! Also that won't mean shit because X isn't her favourite.
ElderDAMN this is confusing‚ well‚ she can’t make it through the void though‚ it keep spitting her out near supernovaing stars
It's good that you have a shield and don't have any risk of losing limbs and friends. I'd pay you for this but my money is nonexistent.
I mean if you just like make a house right here you’d just need to know where you’re going to get there- and the void doesn’t seem to hate you. But then again you do have attachments outside of this place I’ll assume
Yeah I need to get back to Venus.
wait- Venus? An anon gave us their kids-
WHAT? VENUS IS PROBABLY MURDERING WHOEVER HE THINKS TOOK THEM--
SHIT UHH‚ ILL BRING YOU TOO THEM THEN- FOLLOW ME!!!
*turns around and starts running*
*Mercury sprints incredibly fast, struggling to not accidentally go ahead and lose xyr way in the void.*
THERE-
*she pointed at her house and coincidently Venus’s kids who were probably sitting outside as Vitreous was preparing himself to traverse the void*
OH THANK THE STARS ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
[@beroe-moon-of-venus]
Yes, im fine!
Is fun here! I had just broken two things!
Great! Do you wanna head back home?
Yes!! I don't want dad to worry!
Can you walk back with me or do you need help?
I can do it on my own! Dont worry
You must be strong, then! It's a looong way!