*.:｡ ✧ no biggie @mercyfck-blog - Tumblr Blog

*.:｡ ✧ landon.

“ you think i’m that petty? you wanted to be honest with one another — it felt like you were running a cheese grater over my dick. bad, mercy, but it’s okay. those are things you can work on. just less teeth. i’m knocking it. it’s been knocked down. no. where’s beau at? tell him to fulfill your vain needs. ”

“ no i KNOW you are, because you’re talking complete bullshit right now. i never heard any complaints that night, nor have i heard any from anyone else. quite the opposite, actually. so give it up. --- i’m disappointed, i thought you were a guy with an open mind, landon. FINE, i take it back... your face is gross. “

#–– ❛ ♡ little talks 「 landon 」#landcnyork

*.:｡ ✧ noah.

“In that case, what do you want to talk about? I’m open to pretty much anything.”

“ ----- well, we could talk about sex, orange is the new black, the jonas brothers, conspiracy theories.... i’m down for anything. “

#noahfletch #–– ❛ ♡ little talks 「 ft. noah 」

*.:｡ ✧ noah.

“I don’t think he’s attractive. Like, at all. And then there’s the part where he’s a dickhead.” Noah laughed. “Jack never should have to died. I mean, they totally both could’ve fit on that door. Rose hogged it all to herself.”

“ eh, each to their own. i personally wouldn’t kick him outta bed. ----- nope, no... don’t START me on the titanic debate. we’ll be here all night and i’ll get emotional. “

#–– ❛ ♡ little talks 「 ft. noah 」#noahfletch

*.:｡ ✧ landon.

“ bad as in bad at giving head. not the hot kind of bad. that has never happened and i can’t imagine it happening anytime soon. you can wait a lifetime for me to get married. ah, but you are. no. you heard me before — i don’t compliment liars. tell your boy to compliment you. ”

“ you’re such a fucking liar, i’m NOT bad at giving head. you’re just saying that to get back at me saying you didn’t last long. well, all i’m saying is don’t knock it. can happen to all of us, & pretty unexpectedly, too. --- i’m not a liar !! but i gave YOU a compliment, so i want one in return. don’t be a dick and just tell me i’m cute. “

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*.:｡ ✧ landon.

“ is that your excuse for being bad? interesting. i don’t believe you, but it’s okay. you don’t have anything to prove to me. i just don’t want to be in a relationship. i have yet to find a girl who helps me see the appeal in monogamy, so maybe i have to wait or maybe i’ll be bachelor for the rest of my life. i’m okay with the latter. i don’t compliment liars, mercy. ”

“ me being bad ?? i’m offended. we both know i’m an ANGEL. ----- i can’t wait for the day that you become pussy whipped by a girl, & i’m there to laugh at you. i better be a bridesmaid at the wedding, too. if i’m not i’ll pull some ridiculous stunt at the reception and ruin everything. good thing i’m not a liar then, landon. now compliment me. “

#landcnyork #–– ❛ ♡ little talks 「 landon 」

*.:｡ ✧ noah.

“Really? I guess I’ll have to work on that before anyone else gets the wrong idea.” Noah shrugged. “I honestly can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic right now.”

“ what’s so bad about being into justin bieber ?? he might be a dickhead but he’s an attractive dickhead. ---- me ?? i’m never sarcastic. i’m telling ya, my take on the classic ‘ i’ll never let go ‘ scene could give both kate and leo a run for their money. i mean, jack was dead in the scene, but still..... “

#noahfletch #–– ❛ ♡ little talks 「 ft. noah 」

*.:｡ ✧ landon.

“ you’re just trying to be rude. you don’t hear me telling you that give you toothy blowjobs even if you do. this is why i don’t do relationships — too much work and i don’t like the idea of being tied down. i don’t see your point nor understand what point you’re trying to make. i’ll take it. ”

“ naaaah, figured since i can’t fuck you anymore i’ll just fuck with you. it’s FUN. screw you, my blowjobs are up there will all the best porn stars, & beau never seems to complain. god, you’re all such debby fucking downers when it comes to relationships. s’not as hard as it seems being committed to one person, you know. ----- that’s because you’re dumb. hey, i complimented you... gotta return the favor. “

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*.:｡ ✧ landon.

“ that is both rude and false. i was told i was good just yesterday, so don’t go and spreading rumors, mercy. jealous people are possessive. well, you told me to, so you’re the weirdo. what’s wrong with being into kinky shit? it’s not a crime for someone to enjoy having sex. they’re just comfortable. that’s a good thing, then — means i have beautiful face. ”

“ they’re not rumors if they’re true. i’ve had first hand experience AND i’m not trying to kiss your ass by telling you little while lies like whoever you talked to yesterday was. no, i don’t have any reason to be jealous. however, i do have a reason to be possessive, if someone thinks they can come near what’s mine. see the difference ?? --- did i say there was anything wrong with being into kinky shit ?? i’m all for it. i’m just trying to make a point. don’t get too ahead of yourself here, it means you have a relatively good looking face. “

#landcnyork #–– ❛ ♡ little talks 「 landon 」

*.:｡ ✧ noah.

“Never been a Bieber fan, but the spider thing would’ve worked if you’d been a tad more convincing.”

“ ----- no ?? could have fooled me, you look like the type. you mean that WASN’T convincing ?? oh, shoot... my parents are gonna be disappointed to hear that all those hours they put in watching my one woman shows featuring scenes from titanic and romeo & juliet were for nothing. “

#noahfletch #–– ❛ ♡ little talks 「 ft. noah 」

*.:｡ ✧ caine.

Caine hummed non-committally, then leaned in to explain, “my twin lives at Kappa.” –and she was a princess, but only he was allowed to say that about her…Everyone else was fair game, though, apparently. “–besides, I live at Sigma; I already know what it’s like to live with a bunch of self-titled princesses,” he quipped, waving a dismissive hand which he quickly shoved into his jeans pocket to hide his already neon green nails. “Oh, I totally do,” he assured her, “but I wouldn’t want to make your hair look like shit by comparison, y’know?”

“ that’s unfortunate “ was all mercy had to say in response. & though hues narrowed as her gaze followed his actions, her lips managed to hint at a smirk, obviously finding something amusing --- whether that was the way he carried himself, or his attempt at insult ( intended lightheartedly or not ). “ --- i wouldn’t worry about up-staging me, if i were you. s’not usually an easy thing to do, & many usually aren’t brave enough to TRY. “ she quipped, words not entirely serious.

#–– ❛ ♡ little talks 「 ft. caine 」#caineaustin

*.:｡ ✧ imsg › matt

matt: i just want my friend to care abt me & my feelings :(

matt: alright!! im down for that ... ill even bring extra cause u prob have the shitty liquor

mercy: i /was/ that friend when we were 16..... we're growns ups nOW, act like it !!!

mercy: gdi w/e bring your own you're not getting any of mine now for being a little bitch

mercy: bring snacks too :-)

mercy: and some dumb movies !!!

#–– ❛ ♡ little talks 「 ft. matt 」#matthcws #–– ❛ ♡ iphone 「 texts 」

*.:｡ ✧ luca.

“Damn, I wish. Maybe next semester I won’t sign up for any Monday classes. When do I not have your back, bitch? Sisters ‘til we die.”

“ nah, might as well make it no tuesday classes, and have a wild monday night. professors expect you to walk into class on monday morning barely alive & still recovering from the weekend anyway. --- well, fuck, i don’t know... having my back against the likes of an omega starting to start shit is a little different than taking the wrap for me with the cops. “

#–– ❛ ♡ little talks 「 ft. luca 」#lucaffs

*.:｡ ✧ landon.

“ we openly talk about it, obviously. ah, c’mon. you’re not the jealous type, are you? um, excuse me. you said imagine ‘our grandparents,’ so i believe that entails my grandma. yes. she’s a dignified woman. well, that’s because it became recently acceptable for women to talk about and own their sexuality. i’m sure audrey was into some kinky shit. it’s the old charm. can’t help it. ”

“ you wanna talk about it ?? okay then, let’s talk about it... --- you were smaller than i expected and you didn’t last very long. a little possessive, maybe... but not jealous. i didn’t actually think you’d imagine your OWN grandparents, weirdo. i just meant picture a couple of old folks. --- maybe, but she’s still not the classiest i know. she probably was, but the point is she didn’t LOOK like she was. whereas you look at any girl these days, whether they dress head to toe in fucking leather or look as pure as the day they were born, and people say she’s into some kinky shit. nah, it’s your face. “

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#–– ❛ ♡ shut up katie ! 「 ooc 」#i wanted to do replies tonight #bUT game of thrones just fucked me up #( i say j u sT when it's actually been over an hour now w/e still not ok )#and i have a killer headache #so tOMORROW