Merger Mania

When we joined forces with design and animation studio I Shot Him we weren't going to issue some boring-ass press release. No, sir. Instead, we ordered a Mergetron 9000 and began imagining an entire universe of mergers that could exist as part of #MergerMania. Visit cultivatedwit.com to learn more of this most holy union, and be sure to like, follow, friend, subscribe, and pledge unending servitude to Cultivated Wit for more amazingness soon to come!

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Coming this spring to the Cultivated Wit Merger Network.

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Square Cash is great for sending money, but an email saying $10.50 has been moved to your account isn't too exciting. However, merge Square with adorable little dogs and you've got a payment system anybody can get behind. 

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Ryan asked for "Ping Pong + Drag Racing."

Great idea!

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"The Merger" gif numero dos: Pizza + Beer = Party Creepy Fat Pizza-Eating Drunk Guy.

View the original video here. 

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Ask and we shall merge. This request was from Twitter: Pizza + Sleep.

What else do you want to merge? Submit your ideas here.

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"The Merger" gif numero uno. Hot Tub + Ferris Wheel = Hot Tub Ferris Wheel.

View the original video here.

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Church attendance on the decline. Demand for coworking space rising.

The answer? Our Maker Space: The first chapter in your New Deskament

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T-shirt Cannon + Burrito 

Here is a merger we can get behind. You'll likely wind up seeing multiple burrito-themed mergers this week, but you've got to start somewhere. This idea is clearly better on paper than in practice... 

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The Confetti Snorkel

When snorkeling, every return to the surface should be a celebration. So we've proposed this merger of plastic tubing and some tiny tissue paper to ensure that not drowning is rewarded with the pomp and circumstance it deserves. 

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The Meat Tenderizing Drum Kit

Meat needs tenderizing and drum sets need to be covered in raw meat. This is a match made in merger heaven. 

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After deciding to join forces with the design and animation studio I Shot Him, we weren't about to issue some boring press release. No, sir. Instead, we ordered a Mergetron 9000 and began imagining an entire universe of mergers that could exist as part of #MergerMania. 

Visit cultivatedwit.com to learn more of this most holy union, and be sure to like, follow, friend, subscribe, and pledge unending servitude to Cultivated Wit for more amazingness soon to come!