Merrc

[saywhat-politics]

[sizvideos]

[kathythewriter]

Sorry for all the way too fast gifs but woooooooow.

[thisdanobrien]

This is so soothing.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[via]

[team-joebama-deactivated2019033]

[wilwheaton]

[pleatedjeans]

via

[bellecs]

[agnusmonster]

This song makes me want to step on a thousand shirtless men while wearing high heels

[odddaysgeorge]

The musical equivalent of red lipstick. 

[pigeoncowboys]

“he refuses to discuss this with me. rent is 13 years overdue”

[wilwheaton]

The challenge extends beyond lawmaking to norm-setting. The coalition of parents, faith leaders, educators, businesspeople and others in Washington who are uniting behind background checks do so in the name of a core social norm: responsibility. All our American rights — and particularly Second Amendment rights — come with responsibilities.   The responsibility, for instance, to minimize the danger inherently created by the circulation of weapons that can kill en masse. The responsibility to foster a culture of safety, especially for our youth.   When middle-aged “open-carry” activists walk into Kroger with semi-automatic rifles slung over their shoulders, they aren’t exercising their rights with an ethic of responsibility. They’re trying to intimidate their way to respect and esteem. They’re acting out, demanding attention and rejecting curbs on their desires. That’s not being a citizen. It’s being a toddler.

We the people get to decide whether that’s normal. Whether it’s acceptable or laughable to brandish firearms in the produce aisle. Whether it’s tolerable or disgraceful that we average more than one school shooting a week now. Laws like background checks can help set a tone for what’s OK. But ultimately, with our family and friends and neighbors, each one of us must decide what kind of civilization we expect in the United States. (via wilwheaton)

[smugsbunny-deactivated20140812]

[lulz-time]

dealing with anxiety

[jenniferlawrencedaily]

I started to write an apology, but I don’t have anything to say I’m sorry for. I was in a loving, healthy, great relationship for four years. It was long distance, and either your boyfriend is going to look at porn or he’s going to look at you.

Jennifer Lawrence on her nude picture leak (Vanity Fair)

This is an awesome response. I have no idea why anyone should have to apologize for taking nude photos and sharing with someone. The only people that should have to say sorry are the people who stole them from her without consent.

(via punkrockmixtapes)

Whenever I think I can’t love Jennifer Lawrence more, she proves me wrong.

(via wilwheaton)

[mrbigode-blog-blog-blog]

[robothugscomic]

New comic!

Yeah, I might have watched a movie and gotten kind of mad.

This is seriously a trope I’d love to never see again though.

[thedoubleclicks]

the lego movie

the matrix

pacific rim

now that I’ve learned I can’t unsee it

[bearhatalice-deactivated2015090]

The more I think about it, I am not so sure I want a Black Widow movie any more.

[dennys]

do you ship troyler

we are a restaurant  

[am1na1992]

aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall

[thartist72]

In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street. A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.

Neil deGrasse Tyson  (via wilwheaton)

[frostied-deactivated20150114]

maybe Jesus was gay the whole time and was actually saying “ah, men”

[sleepofficial-deactivated201606]

STOP I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING

[iraffiruse]