Diamond in the rough

"Hey, i'm Merric and The guy that runs this place is Tyler. Take your business up with him!!" This blog is my personal blog , antything i post is what i like p much 😂 triggers will be tagged if requested.

[dismisses]

I can't believe it's already 2017

[dismisses]

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

[4lienmatt]

They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

[dismisses]

No no no lol please don’t

[soft-grunge-lesbian]

Forever reblog until 2017

[dismisses]

O my god no

[eigendefinition]

i cant stop laughing 

[troyeisart]

until 2017

[infinite-angels]

only 3 more years.

[natforprez]

I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then

[dailyau]

"You feel asleep in class how many objects can I balance on your head before you wake up" AU

- (dances-with-snowflakes)

[landorus-deactivated20190924]

when he puts it in your face

[lfdy88]

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

lets not forget this gem

[slopaganda]

cant believe we’re leaving out this

and more importantly this

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

interesting how you forgot 

and

[slopaganda]

ok but

and

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

hmmm and perhaps

[tumblin-monkeys]

and these ones too

[bisexualculture]

I’m not sure how you managed to forget this gem:

[blu-canary-deactivated20220609]

[blackmessoremdani]

Inspired by this tattoo. Rate and reblog if you believe I did a good job

[merric-leon]

Follow my wife

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

me: uses my sleeping kitten’s paw to navigate my smartphone

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

he woke up and retrieved his paw

[lingrix]

you Used him

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

he’s on the bed and he won’t come near me

[lingrix]

youve betrayed his trust………he Knows

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

good thing i got 13 more of these fluffs

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

second kitten also abandoned me and they both formed a coalition

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

their cause is gaining numbers

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

this is a revolution

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

i tried calling in the cavalry but they overwhelmed us quickly

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

we are….defeated.

[smallish-giraffe]

you may have lost the battle but all I see is a winner with 14 kittens and a dog

[merric-leon]

Big News! Sentence Starters

"I have something to tell you..."

"I think I'm pregnant."

"They died."

"I want you to be the Maid of Honor/Best Man."

"I want a divorce."

"I'm leaving you."

"I want you back."

"I got a pet!"

"I won the lottery!"

"I'm in love with you."

"Why are you suing me?"

"We need to get out of town... Now."

"I'm going to prison."

"I quit!"

"I was fired."

"I got a promotion!"

"So... You know how I went out gambling last night?"

"I cheated on you."

"You did WHAT?"

[spirition]

durarara wallpapers

[merric-leon]

Teacher: Class were watching a movie

Class: *excited and happy*

Teacher: its bill n-

Class: *cheers*

School: *starts a cult*

City: *raves*

Earth chanting: BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

Universe: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

[georg-ee]

tis the season

[beben-eleben]

[thelegendofcorey]

Women are magnificent

[nicolscage-deactivated20160704]

Omg. This is so good

[kissthelipsbetweenmyhips-deacti]

THE POPCORN ONE I PEED

[doctorweird]

The fourth one just kind of set too high a bar.

[shiawase-no-bakemono]

Omg xD Women are incredible creatures

[flisyan]

绘：无肉不欢的壳 sakura(((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))

[tripcontrol]

[merric-leon]

Wow.

[prophets-of-prog]

[just-shower-thoughts]

You’re not the first person to read this sentence, but you are the most recent.

[merric-leon]

[merric-leon]

Someone help, idk who sent this in :’(

[merric-leon]