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@mesosphereterror-blog
Moving slightly to my main fantroll account JudicialDemise.tumblr.com . My RP's using Volito will be in a non sgrub AU so Volito will be open for anyone to RP with~
I will still occasionally be on this account to answer a few of the sgrub related things.
WalperugisNacht Give-Away!
In honor of Homura’s fight against the WalperugisNacht and because I’ve got nothing better to do I’ll be doing a drawing for, I’m gonna call it 3, original Puella Magi designs based on your blog.
Rules:
1 - Since this is only going to be running for 24 hours please only reblog once if I see you do it more then once you’re going to be disqualified. Period.
That’s it. Those are the rules. You don’t have to be following me, nothing. Just reblog this.
Send ✉ for an 2 AM text
Send ✘ for an unsent text
Send ☠ for a threatening message
Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message
Send ♣ for a drunk message
ATTENTION YOUNG ALTERNIANS
==> You tip over your red pail, dropping a catalogue in the troll’s face. It had a good range, with various colors available for picking, and with the styles ranging from the simple to the very exquisitely detailed.
just YOUR NAME AND signature and you’ll BE CHARGED WHEN your order arrives!!! YOU CAN ALSO pay by card!!!
==> You browse through the many pages of the catalogue marking down on the order sheet any that caught your fancy. you then hand him back the catalogue and the now filled order sheet, before taking out your own trollian express card.
1 have my card, shou1d 1 sw1pe 1↑ now?
ATTENTION YOUNG ALTERNIANS
you are supposed TO BE PROCREATING
do it or YOU WILL DIE
==> You approach the drone.
1’m sorry ↑o bo↑her you… bu↑ 1 heard you are se111ng …. ↑h1ngs. For we11, pa111ng…?
By any chance, wou1d you have any↑h1ng on hand such as… 11nger1e?
yes in fact WE DO HAVE some available!!! even A WHOLE SET of different lingerie STYLES!!! BUY NOW!!! get four sets AND THE FIFTH comes free!!!
==> Shove an order slip and pen in the troll’s face.
1n↑res↑1ng~ Do you have a ca↑a1ogue 1n wh1ch 1 can 1ook a↑ ↑he s↑y1es?
===> Analyses the order sheet.
Exactly, which i§ why you really don’t need to talk to it, it all.
…Where doe§ it even get all of thi§?
You ask me ↑ha↑ as 1f you expec↑ me ↑o know... Maybe 1↑ has ↑he emp1res approva1?
Speak1ng of wh1ch, shou1dn'↑ we be busy ↑hen?
ATTENTION YOUNG ALTERNIANS
you are supposed TO BE PROCREATING
do it or YOU WILL DIE
==> You approach the drone.
1'm sorry ↑o bo↑her you... bu↑ 1 heard you are se111ng .... ↑h1ngs. For we11, pa111ng...?
By any chance, wou1d you have any↑h1ng on hand such as... 11nger1e?
…I don’t even want to know.
Ju§t be careful, if you run into the thing. Who the hell know§ what it might do.
1↑ m1gh↑ se11 me a d11do from ↑he 1ooks of ↑h1ngs.
And ch111 ou↑ dear... 1↑s no↑ 11ke you don'↑ keep me busy.
Are you §eriou§? A fucking drone, walking around, §elling bucket§? I§ it defect, or §omething? More im¶ortantly, where doe§ it §tore all the bucket§ it intend§ to §ell? How doe§ it even a¶¶roach it§ cu§tomer§?
Yeah 1 am pre↑↑y damn ser1ous.. maybe ↑hey had ↑o cu11 a 1oad of ↑ro11s 1as↑ pa111ng season and ↑hey wan↑ ↑o avo1d 1↑ aga1n?
1 dunno he jus↑ keeps ye111ng "50% off" and sh1↑... and 1 heard h1m speak ↑o one guy abou↑ a "1oud n1gh↑s 10 pack"
mesosphereterror said: Oh any↑h1ng rea11y~ 1 jus↑ 11ke 11s↑en1ng ↑o you.
Gee, way to make a guy feel special. You’re as touching and lovely as ever.
But, come one. What’ve you been up to?
1've been up ↑o my usua1~ No changes 1n ↑he rou↑1nes for me, hey have you seen ↑ha↑ drone wa1k1ng abou↑ ↑ry1ng ↑o se11 bucke↑s? 1 ↑h1nk 1↑s h11ar1ous.
"Solarstuck" trolls thus far
Luceat Insolo - Sun - Witch of Light - yellow - F - Land of Radiance and Brightness - flamencoLuminance - the Ambulant
Celero Influo - Mercury - Theif of Breath - Orange - F - Land of Trash and Trade - wiredMessenger - the Emmisary
Cerite Deicio- Venus - Rouge of Space - Cobalt - F - Land of and Frogs
Ilebro Sersia - Earth - Bard of Heart - Teal - M - Land of ... and ...
Furtim Unguis - Moon -Mage of Blood - Purple seadweller - M - Land of tears and waterfalls
Martis Mavros - Mars -Knight of Rage - Redblood - M - Land of Iron and Voodoo
Endiro Scurra - Jupiter - Cheif of Mind - Purple - M - Land of Courts and Thoughts - Enforcer Gorerain
Atella Rubico - Saturn - Sylph of Doom - Olive - F - Land of Ravelation and Melancholy - vividTestimony - the Huntress
Volito Lagois - Uranus - Seer of Hope - Indigo - F - Land of Clouds and Cathedrals - mesosphereTerror - Archmagi Bonewing
Fretus Trabes - Neptune - Prince of Time - Tyrain Purple - M - Land of Gears and steam - marineVissionary - the Autocrat
Ornata Mortem - Pluto - Maid of Void - Limegreen - F - Land of Silence and Tundra - The Embalmer
Pactus Silphi - Ceres -Heir of Life - Sage blood - M - Land of Poison and Fruit -
Finally it seems we are near completing everything for me to get ready to draw up the fan adventure! its been a whole year since I started. to think it all has taken so much planning to get people involved and plotting but we are finally close to doing it! We just have a few more tweaking to do.
Here's a little synopsis: Solarstuck is based on a group of mismatched trolls (hence why their colours are not in order) who one day uncover the code to a game being sent out by some hacker troll (oooh I wonder who) foolish to what the game does they end up playing and must bypass all their differences to win the game, however trouble stirs within the group and with a failure in the game making their session unwinable there comes a power struggle and things become all the more hard to solve.
I might be drawing up some panles soon to show you guys!
magic!anon commands - Put one in my ask!
Love: Muse will be in Love with (Anon decides) for 2 Days
Cough: Muse will be ill for 4 Hours
Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 2 Days
Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.
Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 2 Hours
Exorcism: A demon will possess my muse for 3 hours
Feels: Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides) for 2 hours
Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies) for 3 hours
Lurk: Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what) for 4 hours
Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours
Silence: Muse cannot speak, lasts for an hour
Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day
Boxers: Muse will run around in Underwear for (Anon decides)
Sick: Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)
Project: Muse will become obsessed with completing a project (Anon specifies) for 2 hours
Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies) for 5 hours
Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 7 hours.
Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)
Character: Muse thinks they are (Anon specifies another character) for 5 hours
Switch: Muse has to switch gender for (Anon decides how long)
Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 3 hours
Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours
Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 4 hours
Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 6 hours
Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour
Egg: Muse finds a large egg and does not know what to do with it for 3 hours
Klutz: Muse becomes extremely klutzy for 10 hours
Split: Muse splits into two versions of themselves for 2 hours
Stalk: Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)
Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for a day
Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)
Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 1 day
Baby: Muse finds a baby at their doorstep and has to take care of it for (Anon decides)
Combustion: Muse has the ability to spontaneously combust without getting hurt for 2 hours
Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)
Alarm: Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 3 hours
NSFW: Muse is naked and any clothes they try to put on or objects to cover up turn invisible for (Anon decides)
AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for 3 hours
Name: Muse gets an orgasm every time they hear their name or any manner of nickname for (Anon decides)
eridick-amporna’s 300 2,000 follower giveaway!!
Ok so I never actually thought I’d get this far… 300 followers is way too much to ask for! Especially since it’s my second month on tumblr (wow). I’d like to thank all my babies for not only being good followers, but for being awesome friends! To celebrate this *milestone*, I’m going to be giving away some RADICAL LOOT:
First place:
A big ‘ol cuddly squiddle plushie (white, made of fleece or something soft)
A god tier hoodie from the whatpumpkin store!
Troll horns custom made and handpainted of your choosing (just nothing huge like summoner asdf;jks I’ll even do fantroll horns)
Fanart or comic/cartoon of your OTP (not limited to homestuck)
A friendship bracelet!
+some awesome extra secret somethings if you’re following me *wonk*
Second place:
Custom/handpainted Troll Horns! (see above)
Faygo!!
I’ll make up a rap or song about your OTP
+more extra secret somethings for following!
Runner up: The I-don’t-actually-have-enough-money-to-ship-you-things edition!
A poem, ballad or fanfic about your OTP
Fanart!! (in the form of a comic/silly one panel cartoon)
RULES:
You don’t have to be following me but I’m really nice and usually follow back AND YOU’LL GET EXTRA STUFF. WOAH.
Like/reblog as much as you want, but just don’t annoy your followers! (Reblogs count only)
No giveaway blogs or you won’t win. Also I’ll hunt you down and burn you with a waffle iron.
You must be comfortable giving me your personal information (aka: address/zipcode/whatever)
Can only ship to US / CANDA. I’M SORRY I’M POOR
Ends January 1st! (Happy New Year! If Earth doesn’t actually explode or whatever.)
♡ PICKING A WINNER TONIGHT AT 11:00 PM! HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!! ♡
awkward-telegrapher requested: Hetastuck crossover. I had way too much fun with this, i’m so sorry.
wow
brb shipping all of these
WOW
all 46 excuses on my friends wall,
1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow
2. we can’t all be usain bolt
3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”
4. i had pe first period do you blame me
5. i really, really didn’t want to sing
6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates
7. you can’t tell me how to live my life
8. #YOLO
9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic
10. there was a freak yachting accident
11. i am a fucking retard
12. this is just for my wall
13. do you even read these
14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop”
15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction
16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight
17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win
18. traffic jammy jammy jam
19. how can i go to school when alex turner
20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her
21. i was sticking it to the man
22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity
23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued
24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset
25. my meth lab caught fire
26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be
27. i was sad
28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely
29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”
30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth
31. 2 kool 4 scool
32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen
33. i tried
34. i’m sorry i’m late
it’s not my fault
my auntie was killed
and i joined a cult
35. a haiku about lateness:
late late late late late
late late late late late late late
late late late late late
36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking
37. i was fashionably late
38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg
39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me
40. do
41. you
42. even
43. read
44. these
45. i was fighting al qaeda
46. traffic
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yeah im finally doing one of these o:
I’ll do art of your fantroll, your fantroll and an object, your fantroll doing something lewd or incredibly fiendish. Is your choice my friend.
RULES:
I do draw nsfw/gore
I’ll be limited to maybe about 3 people in a first prize winrar drawing
like/reblag as many times as you want, it only shows up once anyway
this give away is for FANTROLL BLOGS
PRIZES:
First place will be something like this or something, and a flat color of a second troll that you want.
Second place will be a flat color of your troll, and a doodle/sketchy sketch of a second troll of your choosing.
Third place will be a sketchy sketch of your troll, with a small pixel of a second troll of your choosing.
I’ll end it on January 3rd or something, good luck and have fun kids o:
1 wou1d be 1y1ng 1f 1 sa1d 1 was no↑ ok w1↑h ↑h1s.
OH MY GAWD
jordan sobbing grossly
i’m blushing uncontrollably o////////////////o
I am giggling girlishly uncontrollably
I’m never posting Astrim again omfg my poor bb jgnangrg
There, There... these things happen D: *pets*
