What the fuck are you people saying

[topherchris]

[powerburial]

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

[thottielamottie]

this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me

[exitwound]

I used to be a human then i was godlike and perfect for a while and then I got tired and now im an beast. you know how it is

[filyahehh]

smartest cat ever!

[dogpuppy]

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

*eating balsamic that’s too strong* they laced my shit grand son

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

i have been noticing recently that people younger than me are too sensitive, while people older than me are not sensitive enough. which, if i'm correct, should be taken as a sign that the total reality penetration vortex is operating as intended -- within as few as five or six generations we may very well be producing babies who can directly perceive the wound at the heart of the world

[mrsterlingeverything]

MICROWAVE YOUR PHONE

[rollerdirvy]

I love-hate the “you’re not going to inherit anything from me” at the beginning paired with the “it’s a genetic disease” at the end; Morty IS going to inherit something from Rick after all.

[alphacrone]

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

[cdigoddess]

everyone on dropout has this bloodthirsty look in their eyes like they'd kill you in an instant for a cameo in brooklyn 99

[heha]

i like to eat videos and photos

[segamascott]

[nobrashfestivity]

William Steig Illustration for Wilhelm Reich’s Listen, Little Man!, 1945

[cirkinkadininutopyasi]

[ilywtf]

>settings

>world settings

>set to "your oyster"

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[targetedknowledge]