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[akashicrecord]

[akashicrecord]

My talents include blogging and destroying my entire family's relationships with each other. Trying to think of a third thing

[akashicrecord]

Everybody so crazy I say as I lock the deadbolt on the garage I live in just in case my family members do decide to act on their word for once and kill me before I find a job

[akashicrecord]

Recently out cousin who boinked my boyfriend is now talking about killing one of us with a nail gun and using Jungian concepts to pseudointellectually convince both of us that transitioning to female is the best thing for everyone and I'm like... This Tubi original is soooo good

[doctorsex69]

DJing at the club: put your hands in the air and shake your ass a lil if you love baby animals!!!! everyone go crazy!! do it for the baby animals!!😄

[akashicrecord]

I want to work towards self discovery and unlearning patterns without my ego fucking everything up, yet just found out my allegedly heterosexual cousin (the one who is just as much of a sociopath as me) and my boyfriend were fucking in between his divorce and our mind games. So really what can be done other than psychological family annihilation aka organizing a surprise coming out party

[akashicrecord]

rehab lowkey might be beneficial but if I can't even vape there why should I have my insurance pay for a mass casualty event

[sandmandaddy69]

[knuckle-actual]

Drip tbh

[mrsterlingeverything]

one time I caught my sister putting crest teeth whitening strips on a donkey

Lets celebrate that

[superchat]

honestly this stupid fucking trump shang tsung gif makes me lose it anytime i think of it

[akashicrecord]

Talking to his mom like sorry your son started running a basement halfway house/brothel because I wasn't there to supervise him but I'm here now and yes I would love that sound system you found at the landfill

[akashicrecord]

In all honesty just flattered to be the one man who went through her son's first program who she talks to

[akashicrecord]

Talking to his mom like sorry your son started running a basement halfway house/brothel because I wasn't there to supervise him but I'm here now and yes I would love that sound system you found at the landfill

[akashicrecord]

Lowkey upset Isaac got promoted to assistant manager because of his throat skills because I have a degree and I live in a detached garage and have an endoscopy Wednesday

[sobcat]

June will save us because we believe #ourdetermination

[akashicrecord]

My best friends:

-special ed teacher and soccer coach I went to school with

-gay man with whom I've developed a mutual homosexual obsession after 4 years of having nasty sex and emotionally terrorizing each other in a bizarre parody of our parents' lives

-the Lord

[akashicrecord]

let you put ME on a leash while YOU keep making them beats? Well who am I to say no..

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

hey me and my partner saw you from across the bar we want to kill and eat you