Clowny

A new writer trying something new be nice!

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My new blog!

Welcome one and all, I'm Clowny and well right now this whole blog is a test if I could actually write like everybody else on this platform! I'll write mostly outlast x reader to start since thats what I'm in right now.

If ever I do get requests, well come on in freaks we love everyone here! I'd prefer shorter stuff since I'm a beginner but go wild!

• headcanons

• Short drabbles and one shots

Are on board!

I won't write anything that's against my morals ⚠️ :

pedophilia, sexual abuse, incest (Kress twins that's unfortunately an exception), or anything non con is a big no no here.

Except that, have fun and stay freaky 🤡

-Clowny

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What do you like about clowns? Do you have a favorite type? When did it start?

Now this question I love☺️

It started early in childhood but it's something I embraced a couple years back.

What I like about clowns is how colorful and cheerful they are! Being goth irl and such, they are like the opposite of me which i love!

Finally my fav clown types would be white face and auguste clowns!

(I have to mention i have an equal love for pierrots and jesters and all those shenanigans)

Thank you my wonderful anon, stay freaky 🤡

- Clowny

[messedupclown]

My new blog!

Welcome one and all, I'm Clowny and well right now this whole blog is a test if I could actually write like everybody else on this platform! I'll write mostly outlast x reader to start since thats what I'm in right now.

If ever I do get requests, well come on in freaks we love everyone here! I'd prefer shorter stuff since I'm a beginner but go wild!

• headcanons

• Short drabbles and one shots

Are on board!

I won't write anything that's against my morals ⚠️ :

pedophilia, sexual abuse, incest (Kress twins that's unfortunately an exception), or anything non con is a big no no here.

Except that, have fun and stay freaky 🤡

-Clowny

[messedupclown]

I wanted to add, I'll probably do anything horror related that I know of like Resident Evil and such! Im in many many fandoms it's just that im rlly into Outlast right now but im in fandoms like DC, Hellboy, Fallout 3-4 and more!

Bye bye Freaks🤡

- Clowny

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Random pre! Murkoff Franco Barbi headcanons (featuring Franco lines that inspired me)

Except his usual indulgences, I feel like Franco enjoys shopping for suits. Don’t you see him having new suits every day? I do.

“Watch the fucking suit.”

I also see him rocking a couple huge rings on his fingers (not golden rings he thinks it’s too much, too yellow and shiny), so he seems more intimidating, more worthy of respect.

“You make all that money, you want to make sure it shows.”

Speaking of respect, we always see mafia guys in media smoke cigars. What about Franco? Well, I think he doesn’t like them very much but smokes the fattest and most expensive one whenever he must make a public appearance since that’s what all the big shots are doing. Also, it’s something he saw as he grew up, all big and intimidating men smoking cigars so for him cigar = intimidating/important.

“Thought for a second I might be able to get a decent cigar in here but that thing smells like a dead man's cooked cock. ”

I personally think Franco struggles with his appearance. (big shocker I know, with how many quotes centered around his appearance it’s such a surprise) Meaning, I think he tries to hide his huge head with hats, the fedora kind of hat we see mafia men wear. He tries to act all big and mighty, as if he didn’t care about his appearance: “Fuck you, you think I’m getting any uglier.” Unfortunately, he very much does care about his general look so he wears the hat slightly tilted (since not one hat covers his whole head) over the red and inflated part of his head (which would be the left side of his head when facing him). He thinks it makes him look slightly more palatable.

If Franco were to flirt with a woman, I’m sorry but I just know he’s smooth with it till he’s not but then he is again? If that makes sense? It makes sense to me. I just know he’s smooth one time then says something and you’re like “what?” It’s because of the way he speaks; it’s entertaining, its smooth and he has that tone that always seems like he’s flirting or joking. (I think it doesn’t help that he has a nice accent on top of it but that just might be me.)

“Come here, Sweetness.”

“We could just… put a bag over that goose puppet. Pour a little Chianti, put old blue eyes on. She’d crush me like a hot little grape.” Based on that voice line about Gooseberry, we can imagine that Franco may tend to drink some wine from time to time and not only his Wolf’s milk. Furthermore, “ol blue eyes” is a popular nickname for Frank Sinatra (maybe it’s common knowledge but if it’s not well there it is.) So, with this we know that Franco most likely listens to Frank Sinatra, which doesn’t surprise me since Sinatra was one of the most renowned singers from the 20th century. (Frank Sinatra being from Italian descendance certainly helps the fact that Franco, also from Italian descendance, listens to him.)