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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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izzy's playlists!
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Stranger Things

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@messihair
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THIS SHOW IS COMEDY GOLD AND IF YOU DON’T THINK SO YOU NEED TO REEVALUATE YOUR LIFE
SNL - Cut for Time: My Little Step Children
WHY WOULD THEY CUT THIS?????
Oh man….. Wow just wow
“How not to tell a girl that you love her” an autobiography by the Darcys.
#adorable dorks (insp.)
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mark darcy + text posts (for @finnicksghost)
Internet content i signed up to see
The other kind of porn I like
Yooo 👅
Yeeeesssssssss🤤🤤
the full series : )
Beyoncé: *purchases new laptop and uses it for the first time*
The FBI Agent that’s assigned to her:
all I want for Christmas is beautiful skin
hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad
Passing this good karma
I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.
ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND MY SKIN IS CLEAR AS F NOW
Years ago, you promised your firstborn to a witch. Since then, despite your best efforts, you can’t seem to get laid. The witch is starting to get pretty pissed.
Y’all get together to discuss your options and she starts coaching you on how to get men because she doesn’t want to waste more magic on you without promise of payment. The more time you guys spend together the more you realize you have a bit of a crush on her. Soon you’re sabotaging your dates on purpose to see her again.
Long story short you fall in love and get married and do the sperm donor thing AND YOUR FIRSTBORN IS HERS BY DEFAULT and you live happily ever after. The end.
Baby cries in the middle of the night
Witch: Ughhhhh. It’s your turn.
You: You bought it. You handle it.
That is what I call a fairy tale ending.
i got a karaoke machine
#wow