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So just as I wake up in New York, I decide to open Tumblr to look for an email I need, and I come to our blog to find out that -blog has been added to our url? I don’t think so.

And it’s been fixed and reinstated. Just so no one thinks that we never keep an eye on things. No more time, but that doesn’t mean we will let anyone get away with crap. Including Tumblr.

Have a wonderful weekend, darlings. Someone else, a certain couple (and we mean actual couple, we don’t mean fake married ones) has had a wonderful time for the whole week, so take your cue from them.

messyunicorn

And now, for the next installment of

1. Things happen for a reason. It’s not like photos that include Musty show up suddenly because she’s married to Tony Goldwyn, when she hasn’t been his actual wife for over a decade. I guess the fact we’ve been saying this for two years is conveniently forgotten when it’s time to have a piece of the attention cake.

2. Tony hasn’t stayed overnight in that CT house where Musty lives for at least five years.

3. Tony Goldwyn has repeatedly stated how he and Musty live on opposite coasts and rarely see each other, and he also specified in recent interviews how the family has been all scattered over the past year and it’s been a tough year in that sense.

4. There is no voodoo magic that can turn Nnummnuts straight. Being gay is not a condition, it’s part of a person. No amount of fantasies changes that.

5. Seek immediate help if you believe that ridiculous marriage certificate and birth certificate are valid.

6. Things are quite evidently at a certain point. Ales is way too patient hinting at this, I don’t have such patience. Kerry is publicly showing how she isn’t with a man she never married, and that implies needing guarantees that certain bitchy ex wives won’t go to rags with stories once all is said and done. Put two and two together, you know you can do it.

7. Stop falling for tricks.

8. Sip on that drink of choice, grab a snack and enjoy.

messyunicorn

Guess it’s time for a refresher and to add point 9. This post is surprisingly fitting given the current events.

So it’s all the above, plus

9. Seek immediate help if you think ANY celebrity will respond truthfully ON TWITTER no less, about their private life that they are keeping secret and private for a reason. They’re gonna tell you, sure, LMAO! Just how fucking stupid can you be?

Not to mention, you group of headless chicken on crack (yes you, the dimwitted) that he was answering a nutjob friend of yours, that has been part of the group pestering him with those same questions lately. You think others don’t check you stalkers? There are people who do.

In case you don’t understand, which of course you don’t because you are too stupid, ignorant and uneducated to, he wanted to get rid of YOU and your rude, inopportune repeated questions. But the truly best part is you think he would tell anyone on Twitter and especially YOUR disturbing lot the truth about his private life. LMAO! That is well beyond hilarious. It’s quite amusing how you think he said I don’t know what when he said exactly nothing relevant at all. And did it now for a reason. See the previous 8 points.

Back to doing work. I just had to say this because the amount of fucking crazy and ridiculous I’ve seen in the past 24 hours is disturbing. Barring the few usual pathetic flip-flopping, attention-seeking fools on this side, it all comes from the usual dimwitted fans of the STD-riddled former football player who was never married to Kerry. Time to find something else to do for them. The storm is approaching.

#idiots will always be idiots #they don't understand that they will never have the last laugh

So many die-hard Gladiators are disillusioned with this show. I am not just talking about Olitz supporters. I am talking about those that did weekly reviews, participated in Summer Gladiators etc., yet the ratings are still okay. Fans that now find the show silly are labeled simple minded. As it is, I watch the show with one eye open hoping for better writing ahead. I think the show tries to be smart, but falls flat.

I think the show isn’t trying to be smart, because none of its writers have the intelligence to be. What they are trying to do is shove shit down viewers’ throat and the writers think they can get away with it. They have conformed to what a talentless and severely biased showrunner, who only believes her own hype, has put on the table. I think it’s untrue that those who find the show silly are labelled simple minded. If anything it’s those who insist on defending it who are simple minded. It’s not ok to be little soldiers constantly falling in line in order to worship the altar of Her Wigness. It’s actually quite disturbing. If you want the show to improve, you must not watch. People still haven’t understood that the only power the viewers have is to flip the channel. That is the ONLY thing that will force a show to change.

The ratings at this point are not decent. Under 8 million for a primetime 9 pm show is less than impressive. They will go down some more, because no actual decent writing is coming up any time soon. Let’s see what they blame it on next. The moon phase?

That question about the instyle article was not intended to be hate mail. I don"t do that,just was curious as to what you thought about it. Don't know why you felt the need to look up my address when I wasn't being hateful or disrespectful.

I don’t need for anyone to be hateful or disrespectful to check on them.

#Anonymous

bullied

#LMAO speaking of necklaces

thequeenbey

Why do you think Raven Simone is uneducated??

I think someone who denies her race and thinks it’s okay for someone to say Michelle Obama looks like a monkey is a highly uneducated person.

messyunicorn

To say the least.

That show last night, especially the last two minutes was pure garbage. I truly hope that season 5 will be the last for Scandal.

It is disturbingly offensive at this point. They were never supposed to go past 5 seasons, and I don’t think they will. My only interest is to see what the next scene with Olivia and Fitz is, not for them, but to show how Tony and Kerry “act”. LOL. I always enjoy seeing the dimwits eat their livers out.

#msvernell1

What is your take on the Instyle article where Kerry called NA mother Her stepmother ,and talked about marrying into Igbo culture?

Oh darling, you seem awfully confused and awfully desperate to bring back stuff from a month ago to grasp at straws. Let’s see, I can talk to you at length about Maori culture and marrying into it. Talk about Maori warrior names, how the Haka works, how men and women interact, necklaces, bracelets all that. Isn’t that amazing? That doesn’t make me married to any Maori man.I will also make sure to name the one thing I never wear...I don’t know... hats! (cause I do wear necklaces, unlike Kerry who never does, so she mentioned necklaces on purpose. Denied by all the photos she takes at dozens of events, immediately.)Also... stepmother? No one mentioned any stepmothers. And if you mean mother-in-law, then you need to re read the wording cause Kerry NEVER mentioned the name of the small-penis wonder, and it was added in brackets by the writer, and she only said “I wear a necklace that my mother in law gave me”. Without any names or qualifiers.

But you know, others have explained the purpose of this very well already. It’s called boxing people in public. It was a very sly move on Kerry’s part. She knows what steps she needs to take to go on with her life and get rid of these incredibly shady people.

By the way, how is life in Philly?

#Anonymous

I don't understand why some flip flop worse than a pair of Havaianas on ice, but still think they can be relevant by posting stuff that isn't even their own info to begin with. Desperation for attention is still a thing? I appreciate that you have kept silent and you have only spoken to remind people of things about Tony and Kerry. Anything else you can share?

Thank you, but unfortunately we are not at liberty to share anything at the moment, and we don’t feel the need to bring obvious old stuff back to get attention... we know who reads and watches, and by the way, we’re thankful for every single one of you going through our archives every day. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

#Anonymous

Thank you, I saw this info. Last year, but couldn't find it. I have had numerous arguments with my coworkers about NA and Kerry and Isabelle qhich ofcourse has gotten worse since the article with the nigerian names. So thank you so much for this.

Oh dear, you are so welcome! LOL, surrounded by dimwits at work? That can’t be pleasant! It is our pleasure to further the facts about that STD-riddled scumbag around here. Just to make sure everyone understands, the STD-riddled scumbag is Mr. String Bean or however else you want to call him, except by his name that we refuse to print. Until the coming moment when he will be on his ass (which he likes but that’s another matter), then we will use name and last name along with dates, places and quotes. Anyone wanting to believe that Kerry Washington actually associated with someone who is a deadbeat gay dad who is literally riddled with STDs, and this is not gossip, it’s reality, needs a good shrink to provide psychological analysis for projecting their miserable life level on her and for refusing to acknowledge reality. Nothing they can believe or say changes who he is, sexually and not, and the fact he is a deadbeat dad. There is no tabloid, no interview, no sentence even from God himself that changes this. The sooner they get it, the better. Or actually, let them not. It will be more fun to see them smash their face against the wall, once it becomes apparent to the entire world. And IT WILL.

#msvernell1

justforsports

Time to blow this shit wide open. Since no one is talking, I’ll talk with photos.

It took some convincing from my boyfriend and my friends in the Scandal fandom. All you fan club of the Asomugha can spare yourselves, one of the main reasons I didn’t want to do this, was I didn’t want to deal with the crazies and the hate. I was instructed on how not to, so all you are blocked.

In photos you can see a woman, N.I. and her now 8-year-old daughter Y.I. Y.I. turned 8 in December. I’m only using initials to avoid the crazies getting to them. The first picture is them with President Obama, N.I. had made a donation to the Obama campaign and that’s how the photo happened. All photos except Asomugha’s belong to N.I.

In photo no.2 you see Nnamdi Asomugha, the father of Y.I., N.I.’s daughter. In photo no.4 you have N.I. and her daughter Y.I. with Michelle Obama just earlier this month. In photo no.3 you have a closeup of the adorable little girl, Y.I. This third photo was taken by her mother. If you can’t see that she is his spitting image, you need a very good optician. Either way, he was forced to pay child support, despite trying not to. DNA tests don’t lie. My boyfriend’s ex slept with Asomugha and that’s why they broke up. That’s how I know Asomugha is gay, if my gaydar wasn’t enough, and being gay I have a damn good gaydar. All this is from his days back in Oakland.

I almost feel sorry for Asomugha because he is a weak ass bitch who spawned because his homophobic family pressured him to, as the family would be dishonored if it was clear he was gay. Hello, they’re Nigerians, us gay people aren’t exactly welcome there. U see what they did, torturing gay people and shit?

Think what you want, he is gay and he has two children out of wedlock. This is just one of them. He is a deadbeat parent and I have zero sympathy for those. He is gay like me but he is a piece of shit.

I would kill to have children, but you know how that goes in this society. This loser has two and basically ignores them and treats them like a dirty secret.

messyunicorn

Here you go. And let’s stop pretending anyone knew ANYTHING about actual ages and names before this, because they didn’t. THIS is the information and check the date... it’s notnew. If you chose to ignore back then, that’s on you, but these are facts. To which others, about the SECOND child who is a son of around 4 years of age, have been added.

Now kindly let’s stop trying to pretend this is NEW or that anyone else knew this in detail because they didn’t.

By the way, aliasvaughn knows what I’m talking about, because she’s the one who has direct access to this, when I say that the two poor creatures are being brought up by that bag of dirt himself, for let’s call them financial purposes. So no one has any escape on this. The small penis wonder talks about them himself. As he does about being gay and closeted. Go overhear what happens when he is out at night with certain people, and then shut up. For good.

I see it’s again in fashion to try and get attention with the obvious that has been posted ages ago, and pretend like it’s new and original information. Time to reblog a certain post from over a year with pertinent information. And pictures.

And to stop it with this pathetic attention-seeking quest that no one with a minimum of sense falls for. The information about the two children of the piece of absolute garbage (because he is a piece of garbage and no offense to garbage) who never married Kerry, was posted in detail over a year ago. And I don’t mean the EXISTENCE of the children, which was known, but the name and exact age which was NOT known in detail or certainty until then, and no it was NOT known on here. By anyone other than the person who found out and the two they contacted.

And before anyone dares say a single thing: we have the name AND LAST NAME, date of birth (EXACT date of birth), place of birth, EVERYTHING for the daughter AND the mother in Oakland. Then there’s the mother of the SON who is now around 4 who moved to Philly when the scumbag got her pregnant to you know, convince his disgustingly homophobic family that he could give them an image of masculinity, cause the daughter he was forced to pay for via DNA test and didn’t take care of, wasn’t enough. That one? Is under lock and key because there has been a major trial ongoing, given the STD-riddled wonder was sleeping with a man, a former player who is now out of the closet, WHILE he was supposedly with the mother, she of course found out and took him to court for more money for the kid that he, by the way, ALWAYS refused to see.

Reblogging now, so we stop this ridiculousness once and for all. If there’s something that irritates me, it’s posers in this fandom. I normally don’t see them thankfully, but there was a slip.

#really?

It’s interesting how the usual lot appears as soon as anon is on.

Another point proven.