[robertmitchum]

PRIDE AND PREJUDICE dir. Joe Wright 

[cheaphalloweencostume]

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[emptycontainer]

[r-ambien]

[amyamyamywinehouse]

Amy Winehouse passing popsicles through her window to neighborhood kids

[amerykah]

It’s giving this

[bobacupcake]

im in quarantine so no ones allowed to interact with me but theres something objectively hilarious about hearing a knock at the door and when you go to open it this is all you see

[azulzstupidity]

[tenthfloorghostgirl]

[uni416]

...There I was, veritably myself again.

[uni416]

This life is a F*CKING NIGHTMARE

[fatherofthebride]

not me catching up on welcome to night vale while i do some editing for work only for an episode from 2018 to have the line “in all reality, the apocalypse will likely just be you, alone in a room, with the flu.” in the form of a bath and body works commercial.

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

[gaycism]

[child-of-flame-and-sky]

[fondful-deactivated20220807]

PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005) dir. Joe Wright

[sexhaver]

thoughts on ?

fuck it thoughts off

[lipstvcked]

All you bitches know how to do is manifest and masturbate

lmaoo

[fooligandan]

list of cinematic moments of all time (incomplete)

- spiderverse ‘whats up danger’ scene

- shrek 2 i need a hero sequence

- the incredibles; both the ‘bob discovers syndrome’s plan’ and the entire plane sequence bcs i cant pick just one of these

- prince of egypt deliver us

- the part in napoleon dynamite where the guy runs over the tupperware bowl with his car and it shatters

- iron giant  you are who you choose to be

[fooligandan]

excellent addition thank you <3

[thou-creature-of-the-deep]

The kitchen scene of emperor’s new groove

[official-lucifers-child]

that scene in ratatouille where the critic tries the ratatouille and is transported back to his mum’s kitchen

[corancoranthemagicalman]

that scene in chicken run where ginger puts the bottom half of the poster under the top half and it starts raining

[otherwindow]

I love contrasting designs… Demons wearing white clothes……….. Angels wearing black clothes……………………  A demon so beautiful they are mistaken for an angel; an angel so monstrous they are mistaken for a demon.

[otherwindow]

[cognitohazardous]

im going insane thinking about this newborn alpaca fucking look at it

[icrsftlom-deactivated20210618]

[leafcrunch]

[secretivepotato-deactivated2025]

Newborn Alpacas be like:

[norwayspruce]

[gorgoroth-deactivated20220130]

I think American accents are cute I love hearing American cuties talking yes bitch show me how rhotic your rs are

[gorgoroth-deactivated20220130]

Especially because I hear absolutely nothing but Australian accents and I'm so tired of it. I want an American girlboy gf. "Waahtermelon" yes bitch.

[larval-tear]

carr keys. starr worrs. superr duperr. etc

[gorgoroth-deactivated20220130]

Music to my ears

[gorgoroth-deactivated20220130]

Excellent work ladies

[evilbutnotinasexyway-deactivate]

[bunjywunjy]

magpies aren't corvids so i don't think u made a mistake in not including them!

actually both the north american and eurasian magpies are true corvids, somewhere between a crow and a jay in size and appearance!

however, australian magpies are NOT corvids and are actually a member of the butcherbird family! they were named after the eurasian magpie just because of the coloration resemblance. however, they could probably beat either of the original magpies in a fight pretty easily.

BUTCHERBIRD.

[myfavouriteadventure]

Well that explains a LOT about why Australians are always claiming magpies attacked them and here in Britain we're like 'OK three of them gathered together and caused me bad luck....'

[bunjywunjy]

one for stab your eyes out

two for stab your eyes out

three for stab your eyes out

four for stab your eyes out

[bulldykerwomensblues]

Kitty Tsui on being a rebellious, Chinese lesbian woman in “Who says we don’t talk about sex?” from Persistent Desire: A Femme-Butch Reader.